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You're just realizing that now?

 

 

Gratz for ranking BTW :P

 

ahem well if you open your eyes and look at my name for a second? Then you will realise that i'm just a beginner.

 

Thank you anyway

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Funny story:

I was climbing to mountain, suddenly I saw 3 wolfs coming to eat me!!! I ran as fast as I can to survive. I ran so fast that I couldn't breathe. Suddenly, I felt down and couodn't stand up. I thought they would eat me... But, they were actually friendly female cows that actually don't hurt people °_°. They simply skipped me. So, I just went back to home and took a nap. I really need to wear my glasses continiously °_°

P.S: I'm in village now.

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okay here is a one that a friend told me : the name of the story/joke is "truth hurts"

 

This story involves a cat, a fish, and a T- rex (female)

 

cat: okay Mr. fish today we will be 100% honest.

fish: Hmm. okay then you walk like a pigeon

cat: ahh.. you walk like a princess

fish: When you are asleep you look like this (-__-)

cat:when you are awake you look like this (0_0)

fish: ahh,ohh i got nothing

cat: let's bring our honesty to the world

 

so they walk near the T-rex

 

cat: hi rexy i just want to tell you that your smell isn't very lady like

fish; more like wet cheese in a bag

cat: and it was in a bag for a week

fish; and there is this sour smell like gorilla's underwear

cat: now that we have figure out your smell let's move on to your personality

 

the T-rex step on the cat and the fish

 

fish: ouch

cat: yep truth hurts.

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Funny story:

I was climbing to mountain, suddenly I saw 3 wolfs coming to eat me!!! I ran as fast as I can to survive. I ran so fast that I couldn't breathe. Suddenly, I felt down and couodn't stand up. I thought they would eat me... But, they were actually friendly female cows that actually don't hurt people °_°. They simply skipped me. So, I just went back to home and took a nap. I really need to wear my glasses continiously °_°

P.S: I'm in village now.

LOL heres a story similar:

I was on a feild trip i walked like 10 miles on a moutain i was exhausted i didnt drink water till i came down cause my friend had my bottle while all the others drank i was so tired and tirsy i drank the water then i came down then i didnt mean to run down but i couldnt stop i ran down the mountain i ran into a tree and cutted my chin then the same thing happend and i ran and i ran over a tree and busted my leg on a rock then after few days i thought i had a infection.

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LOL heres a story similar:

I was on a feild trip i walked like 10 miles on a moutain i was exhausted i didnt drink water till i came down cause my friend had my bottle while all the others drank i was so tired and tirsy i drank the water then i came down then i didnt mean to run down but i couldnt stop i ran down the mountain i ran into a tree and cutted my chin then the same thing happend and i ran and i ran over a tree and busted my leg on a rock then after few days i thought i had a infection.

Well done ^_^

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