Jokers in our Chat and Forum

[Darren4Turbo 4,913]

:lol:

 

[Nikolo13 68]

^ LOL

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

xD

[DESTROYER_13 1,019]

I can not see any of these images, the ones with the small blue green symbol, saying Posted Image. I can't post them either, does not work. So many jokes I might be missing out on.

Edited June 12, 2016 by DESTROYER_13

[Maf 32,300]

So there's DonCarnage celebrating his 3333 post milestone with a nice message to all:
 

 
Wow, I can't believe I've made it to 3333 posts! I'm really glad that in reaching this number I've been able to do something great by serving and helping the whole community. Being here to help is a true pleasure for me, and hopefully I can continue to help these wonderful players.  :)

and then there's me  :ph34r:

[BigTankMike 32]

Mike Wazouski

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

So there's DonCarnage celebrating his 3333 post milestone with a nice message to all:

 

and then there's me  :ph34r:

^ pffff amateurs :)

[Barbie_Thug 65]

                                     Good day\evening! :)

 

 

 

 

In this topic you got to show your sense of humor with any tanki-related jokes you have. Best to be funny :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

What do you call a mammoth and shaft capturing a flag?
A miracle :lol:


What do you tell a smoky player to make a fool out of him?
This is a no smoky zone :lol:


What happens if freeze and firebird attack together?
Feels like opening the fridge and the oven while running :lol:


How to kill a wasp?
Use Pif Paf :lol:


What is a betrayal and what is frustration?
A betrayal is when the gold drops in the last minute of the battle and frustration is when the score limit reaches while it's dropping :lol:

 

Edited June 19, 2016 by Barbie_Thug

[eminem9870 605]

Oh great, another one ----_----

[Barbie_Thug 65]

Oh great, another one --- -_----

I'm trying my best here man -_-

[hhgb 2,655]

Here's a good one!
 

 

Game balance.

[hhgb 2,655]

Here we have a prime example of moderators merging two threads which are completely unrelated and now these replies look like spam.

[Barra 1,445]

[Bydo 20,121]

 

SHAD0W

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Posted 20 Jun 2016 - 23:25

 

In Canada, they don't say "I Love You". Instead, they say "Snow Moose Antler Bacon Hockey eh eh Snow Maple Syrup eh" which roughly translates to "I will lend you my Snow Shovel", and I think that's beautiful

[Bydo 20,121]

III_Dope_III, on 21 Jun 2016 - 13:46, said:

 

 

bydolord says he has kids and i am pretty sure he has a wife and some of his kids play tanki
i think he just made all of these accs and hes chatting bob

Edited June 21, 2016 by frozen_heart

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

SHAD0W

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Posted 20 Jun 2016 - 23:25

 

In Canada, they don't say "I Love You". Instead, they say "Snow Moose Antler Bacon Hockey eh eh Snow Maple Syrup eh" which roughly translates to "I will lend you my Snow Shovel", and I think that's beautiful

 

These nug stereotypes, I don't reckon I've eva' said 'eh' in my whole life.

[r_GaIaxy2 8,611]

These nug stereotypes, I don't reckon I've eva' said 'eh' in my whole life.

Is that right eh?

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

Actual qoutes from our RU1 chat:
 

"U IZ NOT STE4LS IT"

"YLA 7/0"

"eeeeeeee"
"ur not a dinosaur!"

"<-- became 1 with da poop"

"

. . .and finally:

 

"If someone is harassing, insulting or disturbing you while you're playing or in chat, you can block them by clicking on their nickname and selecting ‘Ignore '"

BUUUURN

[Bydo 20,121]

Is that right eh?

your still a newbie eh... give it time you will be talking like uh ... going to Timmy's .... or  i hear the meat wagon...

[r_GaIaxy2 8,611]

your still a newbie eh... give it time you will be talking like uh ... going to Timmy's .... or  i hear the meat wagon...

Yeah, I guess I am. 

 

Timmy's = <3

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

What i am thinking ;-;

 

lol

[Mr.Latvian 3,597]

This is how "mature" English people insult nowadays, but when they cant get anything else back, they just stop arguing..... that's sad.... 

 

1st "are kids" was unnecessary.

[drazeruzumaki 5,021]

K. ^

[beaku 2,656]

I don't even see how 'kids' can be insulting. 'What's that? You call me a kid? ..... Gee, Thanks.... I do feel quite young and cheerful... XD'

[a7x_Pedro48 13,999]

I don't even see how 'kids' can be insulting. 'What's that? You call me a kid? ..... Gee, Thanks.... I do feel quite young and cheerful... XD'

Well, in this game, there are a lot of players under 15. But there are also players over 18.

 

"Kid" is not an insult. But it is a really dumb word to use when you don't know the players in the opposite team.