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Tell a joke, riddle, brain teaser or a funny sayings(I created this page because i was bored)

Rules:

1. No offending joke [about people , players, moderators. (No mama jokes)]

 

Here are mine

( a funny saying )

Emily : did you know you were built upside down

Matt: Hows that possible

Emily: Your nose runs and your feet smell

 

(a joke )

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

Because the lid said, " twist to open"

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Two men went fishing one day.Their names were Pat and Mike.

Pat:"This is a great spot for fishing,isn't it?"

Mike:" Yeah.Remember to mark this spot."

Later.......

Mike:"Did you mark the spot where we were fishing?"

Pat:"Yep.I put a cross on the side of the boat."

Mike:"*****!Next time we might take a different boat!!!"

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