Do you want to hear a tale?

[Zues_God_of_the_Sky 2]

I am here to tell you a tale. A tale of that gold box that was unexplainable. This is how the story goes. One day I was roaming in my hornet, all dominate with my thunder. All of a sudden I heard an alarm and read the words, "Gold Box Will Fall Soon." My heart started flipping and flopping, making my chest burn. I was confident that I was gonna get that box, that wonderful golden box with 1000 crystals waiting for me inside. When i read the name that took that glorious box I was not pleased, for not my name was to be seen. For when that name appeared, I was infuriated, because the one who got that was box was a noob using m1 titan and the m0 shaft. Did you enjoy the story? If so, follow and comment. Thank you.

[I.Devastation 2,053]

Nice story try to make it longer :D

[Zues_God_of_the_Sky 2]

Nice story try to make it longer :D

Wow right after I make the topic someone already posts on it. Literally you made that post 10 seconds after i made this.

[I.Devastation 2,053]

I read fast

[r_DidYouKnowThat0 1,662]

I do not have a tail. However, my friend's dog has a tail. Lol. Anyways, I also have a tale. This is a true story that happened 5 minutes ago. I was in a noob battle because I felt like it and it was the only battle that was open. Anyways, there were just 4 people on each team. Everyone was a Warrant Officer except for me and another person. I was 2nd Lieutenant and the other guy was the lieutenant with the 4-diamonds. Anways, Gold box alarm came, and I came to the middle of the map. I pushed a Smokey out of the way with my Wasp, and he was, in a futile manner, trying to push me on my Side when I was already backed against the wall. Use Logic, not empty walnut shells. Anyways, the Goldbox was about to fall on me, yes I saw it falling with the parachute right on top of my Tank. The 4-star guy had Titan and Twins M1 on drugs, but he already knew he wasn't going to get it. Anyways, the only other person who could kill me was the Freeze. Just then I saw a spray of Blue. In my mind, I thought that after this battle I was going to hate Freeze even more. However, before he could even freeze me, the Twins killed him in 2 seconds. Then the Gold box was about to fall on me. Then suddenly me and the Smokey die. I'm completely shocked because it was the WO1 M1 Mammoth with M0 Thunder. How did he kill me in 1 shot while I had full health? Well turns out he picked up one 2x power on the floor. I'm not angry or sad because my teammate: the Twins got it.

[Zues_God_of_the_Sky 2]

Sad story bro. xD

[r_DidYouKnowThat0 1,662]

Sad story bro. xD

Indeed. I call it: Ode to my Lost Gold Box. However, this is not a poem. Well that's a problem.

[Zues_God_of_the_Sky 2]

Indeed. I call it: Ode to my Lost Gold Box. However, this is not a poem. Well that's a problem.

My whole entire tale was a BIG problem.I forgot to add it was in Iran TDM and it was a 2000 goldie.

[rampagerhino 67]

:P

[icerugby 1,886]

I'm not angry or sad because my teammate: the Twins got it.

Sportsmanship :D

[Zues_God_of_the_Sky 2]

Sorry, no offence, but you're at the same combo rank as he was (almost)

He was a WO4 so yeah he was a noob. -___-

[marc.anthony 101]

Does that mean I'm a noob?:lol:

[GoldRock 6,165]

He was a WO4 so yeah he was a noob. -___-

 

*ahem* Are WO5s any better?

[Meliora 1,652]

No they aren't GR.

[mchen 162]

*ahem* Are WO5s any better?

Warrant officers are all noobs :P Well, at least 99.9% of them are

Edited May 25, 2013 by mchen

[Zues_God_of_the_Sky 2]

*ahem* Are WO5s any better?

He was using m0 shaft and m1 titan so yeah he was a noob not you.You have m2 freeze :P

[red_tank_the_best 300]

Nice storry but can you write more?

[slash1524 74]

no, sorry i did not enjoy it.

I never enjoy the stories with too much description.

[Zues_God_of_the_Sky 2]

Nice storry but can you write more?

Yes i can write really long.Longer than you want.

[Noslide 3]

U are calling wo4 noob when you are like sergeant major?

 

Do you have better garage then?

 

my story:

 

I heard box alaram and i was waiting nervous the box... It appears and theres like 5 guys jumping same time to catch it, me also. And i'm sure i hit the box, nut i didnt vatch it.

[marc.anthony 101]

I got the box when I joined a battle after the siren.I really want to hear it.I was wondering why all these tanks were running my way with drugs when I saw the Gold Box

Edited May 26, 2013 by marc.anthony

[TitaniumRyan 33]

It's just sad that u call someone a noob just because you did'nt get the gold box and he a noob you need quite abut if skill to get a gold box now .

[marc.anthony 101]

If he got the gold box,I'd think he wasn't a noob.

[Zero-nl 36]

I have a worse story:

I joined a battle, and while I could only see sky, so my tank hadn't spawned yet, it said: "Gold box will be dropped soon"

So I waited 5 seconds, started drugging and went close to a possible drop-spot. I got shot by a Thunder, and I killed him. Than a Shaft without power hitted me

so I was left with about 1/3 of my health. I saw the Gold box fall a few metres in front of me, so I started driving. While I drove IN it, a Shaft with power killed me, and I did not

take it. After a while, battle ended, and within 5 minutes, another alarm went of. So I go to the drop-spot, but after a minute, I see a tiny, golden box, laying on the bridge in Kungur, while I was deep down on the

ground, thinking: AAAARGH! Another lost gold!!

[Zues_God_of_the_Sky 2]

U are calling wo4 noob when you are like sergeant major?

 

Do you have better garage then?

 

my story:

 

I heard box alaram and i was waiting nervous the box... It appears and theres like 5 guys jumping same time to catch it, me also. And i'm sure i hit the box, nut i didnt vatch it.

He should have m1 shaft at that rank. So i suggest you stop argueing with me. -_-