Story [Issue 12] Breaking News: Drugs Harmful For Environment

[jokjinari 160]

A major breakthrough has been made in the observation of self-activated consumables in Tanki and how they interact with the environment! Previously it had been believed that the use of supplies was relatively harmless, but recent studies have shown the exact opposite! The use of supplies, or drugs, as they are most commonly known, has been proven to add deadly toxins as well as tankhouse gases to the air, something very harmful to our precious environment. In the past this fact hadn't been much of a problem, and maybe that is why it took so long to be discovered, but recently there has been a high increase of drug use--which will have disastrous effects if nothing is done about it, and done quickly. Why this sudden increase of drugging? No one knows for sure, but most think that the introduction of "Supply" kits, which effectively lowered drug prices by half, had something to do with it. Now even mediocre players can afford to buy large quantities of drugs, whereas in the past very few players (mostly noobs and those with high ranks) bought any drugs at all.

During an interview when Bruce Lunga was asked about the drug issue he simply answered "See you on the battlefield!" and removed himself to the nearest restroom. We have been unable to get any official statements from Tanki Online, but the scientists who made this discovery tell us that they are unsure of what should or even can be done about this problem, saying "We are working our hardest to find a way around this inconvenience." Will they be able to? Nothing is certain.The scientist in charge of the project (he wishes to remain anonymous) revealed just how dire our situation truly is when he said "If we don't figure something out soon, a Moon Silence colony may be our only hope." His organisation is presently contacting world leaders about transportation arrangements. Others have different, and less drastic ideas. A leading environmentalist, Rain E. Day is sure that "The key is to raise awareness of what supplies actually do to the environment. If nobody knows that there is a problem, how will anything change?" She has recently started The Effects of Drugs Awareness movement which is gaining more and more followers every single day. Currently TEDA is negotiating with the Developers to create an official Tanki holiday for drug awareness. To celebrate they hope for a 25% discount on all items in the garage (except for drugs of course) and a free no-supplies battle pass for all players. As of yet, no reply has been given and nothing official has been arranged. "If we get this holiday passed, it could really turn things around," says Woody Forester, Day's personal assistant. He hopes that once enough players get a taste of actual no-supplies battles they won't even want to use drugs anymore.


For the most part the general public is alarmed and very willing to do something about this new discovery, but not everybody is so helpful. Makarov Drugger, a war hardened Generalissimo, tells us "I don't care if supplies are bad for the air. Let the air take care of itself. You can create holidays and tell me not to activate my drugs, but as for me, I'll use 'em and that's all there is to it!" Others, although few, echo his sentiments.

As you can see, the situation does not look bright. The scientists have been working around the clock to find a solution, but so far their efforts have produced nothing. Your help would be appreciated greatly, so if you have any ideas as to what can be done, feel free to post them below.

[SilverCenturion 0]

LOL! Nice Work! B)

[FaaiqBilal1 795]

Lol second post :D

[Vasiliy_I 0]

Hmmm...

[BoRn.To.Be.WiLd 29]

:D

[DeltaStriker 0]

ok

[r_T.H.U.G0 79]

Nice story :D

But the only way to stop the spread of these "harmful" drugs is to play in Free-Drug Zone also known as "No Supply Battles" - or even better remove the distribution of these harmful drugs altogether. :P

[r_Nishanth0 19]

nice

[fogov 6]

Cool Drugs Are every Minutes At the end Of Battle

Mode=CTF or CP

[ZapneT 1]

nitro releases more gas,double power will increase the ignition in the tank and causes more damage to the buildings when firing,doublearmor it adds more armor scattering to the ground...lol

[RockerGuitarist 11]

make drugs more expensive and less usful nobody will buy them (exept me if nobody wants an advantige i will take it)

[sherman75 2]

:tank: :)

Edited June 27, 2013 by sherman75

[canucks1 11]

Lol

[Crystalsniper 1]

I dont get it?

[donut70 97]

I dont get it?

I think it is a joke but they might still be planning a day where everyone gets NS battle pass(which would be cool).

[Who.Cares 596]

If the battles No-supplies not need to be paid, it would be good!

[Angel.Shark 1,207]

If the battles No-supplies not need to be paid, it would be good!

+1

[MR_KSA_KSA 51]

+1

 

If the battles No-supplies not need to be paid, it would be good!

[TankCommando33 33]

True that junior. Less crystals spent,less money i have to. LOL

 

 

 

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[jazz20 1,181]

Wait how did Drug Levels go up when the Drug Use wasn't even changing?!?!?!  :blink: