[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[CorvetteRacingLeMans 218]

Covered tank with industrial grade lead.

 

I throw a nokia at the user below.

[SpreadLoveNotHate 374]

Used a wizard's wand to transform the nokia into an iphone and deflected to the user below in shrapnol.

[FillTheWorldWithLove 345]

Darth Vader appeared and said he was my father so he used the force to protect me from the shrapnol.

Darth Vader then chokes the user below.

[r_DidYouKnowThat0 1,662]

I cut off my neck, but somehow I'm still alive and I hurl the knife I used at the user below.

[r_Slash1524_20 23]

You missed.

I Throw a pack of gum at the user blow.... filled with ants

[SpreadLoveNotHate 374]

Covered in radiation from above attacks that only slightly harm me, ants instantly die. Hurl radiated ants at the below user and straight into their digestive system.

[austinmyles 114]

I eat them for breakfast the person below me gets his throat slit

[r_Slash1524_20 23]

Covered in radiation from above attacks that only slightly harm me, ants instantly die. Hurl radiated ants at the below user and straight into their digestive system.

pooped them out, no harm done.

Austin ninja ed me. anyway here is what i do to austin's situation- I suicide

I put the person below and a lion who has not eaten for 30 days in a cage.

Edited May 27, 2013 by r_Slash1524_20

[r_The-Player20 313]

I eat the lion because I am so hungry.

 

I puke acid on you after eating the lion.

[austinmyles 114]

the acid burns my boat I get mad and turn the paddle for my boat to a spear and hurl it at the person below

[monkeyburn 13,540]

You miss, hitting the person below me, who unfortunately survives. So waiting for "low tide", I submerge their body up to their neck in the mud. You get the picture. Blub...Blub...Blub. "Sorry nothing personal."

[icerugby 1,886]

The mud dries b4 i sink under it and then i step out with my super strength

TPBM gets stuck in a building being attacked by terrorists Al Qaeda....

[Noslide 3]

I go for supermarket, buy some euroshopper energy drink and then i can catch the railguns bullets lol :D

 

[ExtremeKiller26 443]

The mud dries b4 i sink under it and then i step out with my super strength

TPBM gets stuck in a building being attacked by terrorists Al Qaeda....

They realize that I'm their leader.

TPBM gets attacked by my terrorists.

[latvian_killer 31]

They get on my side.

 

TPBM gets dkghbjftgbvrtjhjrwd\shfg

[marc.anthony 101]

I block it with my jhhaskal from ajshdwle :lol:

 

TPBM gets attack by flying pigs from my back garden who have been woken up by the sound of the jhhaskal.

[r_CR3ATUR30 1]

I survive all attacks take the gold box and win with a reward of 999999999999999999999999 crystals.

 

The user below me dies of jealousy because he/she came last!!!!!!

[marc.anthony 101]

I am a robot.I do not have feelings.

 

 

TPBM gets killed by chickens that fall from Boeing 747's from United Airlines©

[r_CR3ATUR30 1]

I nuke the entire tanki world killing all the chickens :).

 

When the nuke exploded it killed everything except me because I floated of into space when I sidfliped of the wall on moon silence.

[marc.anthony 101]

Used a Rico to get to The Sun©® while waiting for it to finish.

 

TPBM gets eaten by the creature from the Yellow Lagoon©® From the Sun©®.

[Meliora 1,652]

I transport myself out of it.

The person below is falling in a bottomless pit.

[qinwan9 125]

Gosh, some people can't read instructions and rules. I am irritated from them. Ignore this post.

@KiwiZaphod I recover myself with my secret cure to every disease.

TPBM gets napalmed.

this is not against rules :angry:

[marc.anthony 101]

I transport myself out of it.

The person below is falling in a bottomless pit.

I had the Rico remember?:P So I shoot myself out of it.(It's not a topless pit :P )

 

TPBM gets crushed by 15 Mammoths respawning on top of him.

Edited May 28, 2013 by marc.anthony

[Meliora 1,652]

I tell them to move.

The person below is falling in a topless and bottomless pit.

[marc.anthony 101]

I escape from the side :P :P :P .

 

 

TPBM is struck by lightning from God.