[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[KiwiZaphod 53]

Godzilla is also a friend of beavers, so I do not get killed. This scares the living "sh" out of the person below me. They climb a 150 foot pine tree to escape the inevitable. Only the beavers chew at the tree base..."TIMBER!!!!" - "SPLAT!!!" - Instant death.

An giant eagle of the Misty Mountains snatches me from certain death (well, if its good enough for Bilbo...) but the poor player below me has his mouth taped with duct tape, hands tied, and an ultra-realistic mask of the scruffy one from One Direction glued to his head. He's dropped into a room full of teenage girls who rip his body to shreds out of luuuuuve....

[marc.anthony 101]

I rip off my mask and say,"I'm actually Arnold Schwazzeneger!"

 

 

TPBM gets eaten by Pigs.Thousands of 'em.

[KiwiZaphod 53]

Whip out my Firebird -MMMmmmmmmm Bacon! Tons of It! TPBM slips and falls in the shower, cracking their head on the way down.

[Who_Boss 154]

I'll get a soft pillow to protect my self....

Tpbm has lightning strike up his bum...

[monkeyburn 13,524]

My bum went numb after 6 hours in Dusseldorf. I also have a rubber carpet protector under my chair...I live to strategically place extremely hungry termites under the person below me's bed while they sleep. After a few hours "CRASH" right through the floor where I have dug a pit, filed with quicksand. "Blub-Blub-Blub-Blub-Cack!" R.I.P.

[SAHUVICKY 36]

My bum went numb after 6 hours in Dusseldorf. I also have a rubber carpet protector under my chair...I live to strategically place extremely hungry termites under the person below me's bed while they sleep. After a few hours "CRASH" right through the floor where I have dug a pit, filed with quicksand. "Blub-Blub-Blub-Blub-Cack!" R.I.P.

i actually used black magic to make you believe that the guy below me was me.

[monkeyburn 13,524]

Beyond reproach, you make yourself believe that I believe that the guy below you was you; when in fact, it was actually the guy below me. I escape death. Unfortunately, you are now so confused by the sound of chewing termites that you forget to inflict an attack upon the person below you, who you think is you, but is actually me. The person below me witnesses all this, and while applying a "face palm", stumbles into an empty well..."AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" - "THUD!!"

Edited June 5, 2013 by monkeyburn

[MTAOTHE 19]

Beyond reproach, you make yourself believe that I believe that the guy below you was you; when in fact, it was actually the guy below me. I escape death. Unfortunately, you are now so confused by the sound of chewing termites that you forget to inflict an attack upon the person below you, who you think is you, but is actually me. The person below me witnesses all this, and while applying a "face palm", stumbles into an empty well..."AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" - "THUD!!"

what did I just read?

[KiwiZaphod 53]

Beyond reproach, you make yourself believe that I believe that the guy below you was you; when in fact, it was actually the guy below me. I escape death. Unfortunately, you are now so confused by the sound of chewing termites that you forget to inflict an attack upon the person below you, who you think is you, but is actually me. The person below me witnesses all this, and while applying a "face palm", stumbles into an empty well..."AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" - "THUD!!"

As part of a complex insurance scam run by an organised crime syndicate linked with Ikea, the well had been filled with Swedish soft furnishings that were hidden there while the insurance inspectors checked a supposedly full warehouse that had burned down "accidently"; I have a lovely soft landing. Unlike the player below, how has been cornered by the criminals (Swedish House Mafia?) in a moodily-lit cornfield. They have baseball bats, and they have dug a shallow grave, and they think you are the rat...

Edited June 5, 2013 by KiwiZaphod

[Atakhan 1,229]

As part of a complex insurance scam run by an organised crime syndicate linked with Ikea, the well had been filled with Swedish soft furnishings that were hidden there while the insurance inspectors checked a supposedly full warehouse that had burned down "accidently"; I have a lovely soft landing. Unlike the player below, how has been cornered by the criminals (Swedish House Mafia?) in a moodily-lit cornfield. They have baseball bats, and they have dug a shallow grave, and they think you are the rat...

Swedish House Mafia who are criminals by day and secret musicians by night begin to dance uncontrollably after I begin to sing Don't You Worry Child at the top of my voice. They have no option but to dance away from me to stop themselves from dying due to excessive dancing.

TPBM is sent back in time and find (him/her)self in an Roman amphitheatre facing a group of highly trained gladiators, having nothing but a wooden sword to defend themselves and wearing a pair of pyjamas.

Edited June 5, 2013 by Atakhan

[r_Firingsniper0 1,215]

I beat them all up cuz I get into my tank and I throw the wooden sword first

Eight Tanks, all Freeze Mammoth are surrounding you and they start shooting at you

[Ayesha_is_my_sister 13]

ima mammoth m4 and firebird m5 and started to drug...they all died! (r.i.p)

TPBM is driving drunk and gonna collide with a high-speed train! ^_^

Edited June 5, 2013 by Ayesha_is_my_sister

[Zero-nl 36]

I'm 14, so basicly, I simply don't drink. If not, I'll handle that train with my Railgun. I'll pierce him, and then fly trough the hole with my Hornet on nitro.

TPBM is attacked by gnomes, in the middle of a gnome-tornado.

[Ayesha_is_my_sister 13]

im wearing iron man suit! they cant penetrate me...hehehe :ph34r:

TPBM is testing the new jet boot and he/she cant control it.

[UAA619 97]

Fortunately for me, it's only a simulation so it doesn't matter if I can't control it.

TPBM has been critically hit by a smoky M3 with double power causing instant death.

[ExtremeKiller26 443]

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Edited June 6, 2013 by ExtremeKiller26

[ExtremeKiller26 443]

ima mammoth m4 and firebird m5 and started to drug...they all died! (r.i.p)

 

and then fly trough the hole with my Hornet on nitro.

 

 

TPBM has been critically hit by a smoky M3 with double power causing instant death.

(Supplies are forbidden)

 

[r_AdvocatusDiaboli0 861]

Lucky for me I had a body double take the hit and lived myself!

TPBM ends up in the middle of the pacific ocean.

[monkeyburn 13,524]

"Thanks!" - I get stranded on a deserted Island, inhabited by wild women..."Boy, do I survive!" The user below me dies from "Wishing I Was You At This Very Moment Syndrome".

[KiwiZaphod 53]

Um - unless of course they are also on an island in the Pacific Ocean (its not exactly in the middle though - more like the bottom left corner) which is just where I am right now. And its lovely. In the spirit of which, player below me is skiing down Mount Ruapehu (our local skifield/volcano) when it erupts, and they are swept to their doom by a lahar..

[marc.anthony 101]

I have a Freeze!

 

TPBM gets run over by a stampede of wild Elephants,and 1 baby Zebra.

[ExtremeKiller26 443]

I make friendly relations with animals and humans quickly. So they stop and we enjoy.

TPBM gets beaten to death.

[Scientist 4,224]

God gave me a second chance to live.

 

I'll call Michael Jackson's ghost to kill the person below me.

[ExtremeKiller26 443]

I start moon walking and dancing with him, he enjoys it.

TPBM gets his brain eaten by super zombies.

[Scientist 4,224]

I'm one of them, they won't eat my brain.

Tpbm has lost his comp's password. (It's over, he's dead!)