[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[DeoxyriboNudeicAcicl 97]

I use my rico to bounce myself up into the moon's gravity and I start orbiting it, I'm on the other side of the moon when it crashes.

TPBM was in my house.

[theworld4888 108]

You offered me some food and said that " it was good that you banned me as well in the other languages used by using  a translator in the Ban Game " . And u pleaded to be my friend, though i said no :P

 

TPBM was sent to Planet Mars with an Alien paint on the spacecraft and now an Alien has captured him as the Alien is waiting for the paint to get a patent so that it cannot be used by anyone else again except the Aliens. After the Alien Paint gets patented, that Alien will kill him as we all can see in the News.

Edited August 6, 2013 by theworld4888

[KnightATd1 3]

I'd tell him that Alien is for noobs, and that I would be happy to go back to Earth and get him Ibris or Rustle depending on what protection he most wants. If that doesn't convince him, I'd tell him I could just steal Champion from someone. Since lying hasn't appeared on Mars yet, he lets me go back; where I inform Earth of living martians and never go back.

 

I'm a mob boss and I tie TPBM (an ordinary human) with thick chains to a couple of anvils and drop him/her into the ocean.

[DeoxyriboNudeicAcicl 97]

My tank is airtight. I use my firebird's heat generator to burn through the chains and propel my tank out into the air like a rocket.

 

TPBM is standing where I land.

[r_Firingsniper0 1,215]

lol u land underwater? Me surfing on web in the boring aquarium that my little bro wanted to go

[DeoxyriboNudeicAcicl 97]

"out of the air", well, logic deduces that i land on land, duh.

 

Well, you died anyway.

[KnightATd1 3]

Back on topic...  <_<

 

It's Tanki, so you don't hurt me.

 

But then I load my contraband RPG launcher and fire!

[DeoxyriboNudeicAcicl 97]

You just randomly fired so it didn't hit me.

 

I use a giant magnet to redirect it back to you.

[KnightATd1 3]

With a magnet? My projectile is made of new-age plastics.

 

I look deep into my sights and blast another square at you.

[MatrixBeagle 2]

I am inside a huge box made of super strength steel walls 20 meters thick, so i didnt die LOL (^.^)

 

I sent 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Uranium 101 nuclear bombs and blew up the whole universe

HaHaHaHa beat that!!!

[DeoxyriboNudeicAcicl 97]

You accidentally sent it into a black hole, nothing happens.

If push TPBM into the black hole.

[KnightATd1 3]

Luckily it was a worm hole at that exact instant.

 

And I come out 10 seconds ago and push you in when it was simply a black hole.

[DeoxyriboNudeicAcicl 97]

I use my railgun to close the black hole using a dense object moving at very fast speeds.

 

I bury TPBM in a pit in the middle of a desert

[KnightATd1 3]

Good thing my mammy has an 'underground' mode, and I can climb inside an inert thunder shell and blast my way up, up and down to the nearest town.

 

I throw TPBM into the octagon with a UFC star bent on inflicting pain.

 

(A little physics lesson from the above post)

 

As far as the above's closing the black hole: A black hole's mass is infinite, so no amount of momentum entering it would close it.
Black holes only close/dissappear after they slowly (billions of years) emit radiation due to quantum tunneling.

 

[r_Firingsniper0 1,215]

I'm glad.

 

TPBM is sick. Forever.

[Delta_88 17]

suicide [shot gun blast]

 

I start burnin' the next bloke who posts with 100 flamethrowers

[IC-Ironclad-IC 12]

army of Freeze's protecting me

 

 

I poison the next person who comments

[DeoxyriboNudeicAcicl 97]

I have antidotes. Knight, I supersized my mammy to extremem proportions in order to close the black hole. Then I use a wasp and bird to propel myself away like a rocket.

 

TPBM has been speared by 100 rail guns

[r_Firingsniper0 1,215]

100 tanks can't be in a single battle.

 

You became recruit

[KnightATd1 3]

I ranked back up.  B)

 

TPBM is between a rock and a hard place.

[IC-Ironclad-IC 12]

eat the rock

 

u pressed ''delete''

[KnightATd1 3]

O nooooo! Gaaaawd, how can it have happened?? No no... Wait. I was just editing a post, so no biggie.

 

TPBM is up the creek without a paddle.

[DeoxyriboNudeicAcicl 97]

And... the water barely reaches my shins.

 

TPBM has been warped back into time and is about to be executed by a mongol leader.

[KnightATd1 3]

Pick the lock with my screwdriver and hop back in the Tardis.

 

TPBM  is stuck waaay into Earth's future, when a 2 mile wide Asteroid will pummel Earth in a week's time.

Edited August 10, 2013 by KnightATd1

[DeoxyriboNudeicAcicl 97]

You can't pick a rope..

and why is Asteroid capitalized?

 

The asteroid gets shot down by futuristic lasers and they then burn up in the atmosphere

 

TPBM is dropping in the center of a 1 mile wide pit with spikes at the bottom.