[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[david9tanki 1]

I am in a tank and have closets full of 'febreeze'.

 

PUM is being attacked by 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 tanks with micro upgraded supplies, zeus paint, and 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 first aid, double power, double armor, mines, and nitro.

[VortexStriker 3]

I exit the match and join another match. 

 

User below has an m0 mammoth and a m0 smoky, no micro upgrades. I am behind him firing my freeze. his turret is not facing me.

[Indian_Tanker 468]

u got "Connection closed by server" XD

 

user below is gonna die (why?)(dont ask me)

[ALEKSEJ0077 150]

Im immortal remember it 

PUM dies from depression because his parents dont let him eat bacon 

[ArcticCow 454]

I ont even like bacon so i dont die (True Story that i dont eat or like bacon)

PUM gets electrified by Electro

[masterosman1 0]

super man comes and puts water on the electrics...

 

 

PUM gets run over by a Tiger 2

Edited September 26, 2014 by masterosman1

[ALEKSEJ0077 150]

I ont even like bacon so i dont die (True Story that i dont eat or like bacon)

PUM gets electrified by Electro

you dont like bacon 

 

 

super man comes and puts water on the electrics...

 

 

PUM gets run over by a Tiger 2

i survive because he just ran over me he didnt attack me

PUM is challanged by godmode on

[masterosman1 0]

godmode's PC freezes and i win the battle

 

PUM is attacked by a group of lions

[david9tanki 1]

I have mammoth m3 and shaft m3 and I am on higher ground than the lions. I shaft them.

PUM is on a field of mines and you have smoky m0 and wasp m0.(you can't get out of the battle

[Indian_Tanker 468]

erm i have godmode hack soo many bumps on the way (I strted doing hip hop dance XD)

i throw ENIAC on u

Edited September 29, 2014 by Indian_Tanker

[Aditya15723 125]

I teleport behind you and kill u

I off your internet connection xD

How'd you reply ?

[Shaloo7 1,216]

I steal your internet, takes me 1 minute to reach your home.  :ph34r:

I threw glue over your hands. They are glued. How'd you play Tanki?

[WGNpro74 19]

I use CA de-bounder (don't know what CA is? its a type of glue) :)

I steal your keyboard, now you can't play tanki mmmwwahaa ha ha haaaaaaaa :D  :D  :D  :D

Edited October 7, 2014 by WGNpro74

[WGNpro74 19]

Im immortal remember it 

PUM dies from depression because his parents dont let him eat bacon 

Its true  :(  :(  :( seriously  , not joking 

Edited October 7, 2014 by WGNpro74

[Shaloo7 1,216]

I use CA de-bounder (don't know what CA is? its a type of glue) :)

I steal your keyboard, now you can't play tanki mmmwwahaa ha ha haaaaaaaa :D  :D  :D  :D

I attach my alternate keyboard, or I can use on screen keyboard. :P

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I make Tanki Online just like World of Tanks. How'd you revert it back?

[Aditya15723 125]

I attach my alternate keyboard, or I can use on screen keyboard. :P

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I make Tanki Online just like World of Tanks. How'd you revert it back?

I Wud complaint to the devs n get you kicked outta the TO community xD

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I ice you and put u in the South Pole,you can't move

What will you do ?

[moarkrabs 6]

wait for myself to melt then float back to civilization using a iceberg hehehe

PUM is trapped in a steel cage on top of a pool of lava 1 mile wide  how you escape?

[tiger_of_malaysia 271]

By waking up - it was just a dream. :D

I give you my Maths teacher. :lol:

[general_abrams 424]

I survive by bringing a cheat sheet to his/her math lesson.

 

I stash a time bomb in your bed.

Edited November 29, 2014 by general_abrams

[tnt384 12]

I offer to trade beds with my sister XD. lol

 

I lock the person below in a room with nothing to do

[Shedinja 1,488]

It's okay, I'll just tunnel my way out. My family was excellent at digging themselves out of situations, and the apple doesn't fall far from the tree in my case. Besides, I entertain easily... Oh! A dust mite!

 

Well, now that I'm free, what better thing to do to the person below me than to give them a mix tape of Mr. Krabs request jellyfish repeatedly by shouting, "More! More! More!" in various tones and rhythm, and force them to listen to it for several hours?

Edited December 3, 2014 by Shedinja

[SicTransitGloria 76]

I relieve the stress by murdering every one you love. (That escalated quickly.)

 

You're locked in a coffin. I am burying you alive, shovel scoop by shovel scoop. Whatchya gonna do?

[Tanker1928374655 133]

Just die? :P

 

Your stuck in a room full of poisonous snakes... what will you do...

[S.C.Y.T.H.E 1,072]

I swallow the poisonous snakes whole. Over the past nine decades I have been building up an immunity to all sorts of snake venom.

 

To the following user:

I literally rip you heart out with my bare hands, and throw it in a meat grinder, followed by a toss in the wood chipper. Then I force you to drink it. After you drink it, I rip out your stomach, and put it in the incinerator. I feed the ashes to birds. I turn the birds into dog food. I get all the bags of dog food, and launch it in an intercontinental ballistic missile, right into iceland. Then the entire country of iceland i obliterate. The dust is launched into the dark, cold heart of space. Whatcha going to do???

Edited December 4, 2014 by S.C.Y.T.H.E

[Loackie 269]

^Uhm, I'm an amoeba. Say whut?

 

I force you to live without looking, touching, smelling, eating, or hearing bacon for 10 years.

Edited December 4, 2014 by Loackie