[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[asiftanker_Superman 9]

bro dont worry i m tank which is made of iron and cactus cannot snap and make me into two

a mamoth tank stand on next guy and he is crushed badly

[creeper620 1]

that was my brother :'(

 

TPBM gets a taco hurling at them at 180 000 m/s and a piece of paper and my 1629 Rogers phone and.........

Edited April 23, 2015 by creeper620

[asiftanker_Superman 9]

see it with microscope  its you 

next person is in building and an atom bomb drops on that floor where is he standing  

[Shedinja 1,488]

You forgot to turn it on... *facepalm*

 

The person below has a cartoonistic anvil fall on them.

[creeper620 1]

I used an eraser...___________

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I whacked something radioactive at TPBM

[Shedinja 1,488]

I used an eraser...___________

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I whacked something radioactive at TPBM

The radioactivity of the item you threw at me had a half-life of six seconds. In short, you just hit me in the head with a rock. Still hurts, but I lived.

 

"Porygon-Z! Use Hyper Beam!"

[deadtoyou 2,502]

Polygon-CP! Use Gold Hack Shield!

 

I break out my Hulk-Smasher. ]:}

Edited April 26, 2015 by deadtoyou

[Shedinja 1,488]

Alright... are you going to do anything with it?

 

Meanwhile, I stole your kidneys.

[yolMafia 104]

My dog does a crap on your shoe

[personia 4,036]

That doesn't kill me, but I shoot your dog in the forehead before it gets the chance. 

 

I throw lava at you.

[Shedinja 1,488]

I an titaaaaniiiiium.

 

I toss a rock towards you. Lazily.

[deadmanrising 715]

Misses  <_<

 

Pbm gets thunderblasted by zeus

[golden5648 1,686]

Good joke...

 

PUM gets plucked off by a zombie

[personia 4,036]

Except that I'm a pro parkourist, so I run from them, find a shotgun, and blast them to bits.

 

PUM gets shot by my shotgun shot.

[DS2001_8C 46]

U hadn't got bullets in ur gun. :lol:

 

PUM lands on a mine.

[TheGrizzly16 0]

Sucks when its a dud but lucky for me it was!

 

PUM is stuck in quick sand and is attacked by dinosaurs and dragons and the whole nine yards!

[Shedinja 1,488]

They get stuck in the quicksand. Since I stayed perfectly still the whole time, I merely watched them 'drown'. Now, to get myself out of here...

 

The person below me gets hit by a random flying battleship.

[Tanker1928374655 133]

Except... It was a plastic ship from the board game Battleship :D

 

PUM is falling from the Freedom Tower in NYC

[Gunslinger300 45]

i had a jetpack on sorry

 

PUM is about to be shot with a m3 rail fully MU

[DS2001_8C 46]

About to be shot?U have a very bad aim,missed me totally. :ph34r:

 

PUM has the One Ring is in front of Sauron.(LOTR)

[Gunslinger300 45]

i threw it to you and now hes after u!

 

PUM is about to eat a cheese sandwhich

[UNBEATABLE_JESTER 380]

Cheese sandwich?!?! Noo!!  :angry:  I will happily eat it.

PUM is going to be shot by a hacker with quadrupole power!

[mikecrank24 0]

i hack and get quadruple amour and block.

 

 

a jet is about to crash into your house WHILE your playing tanki

[tony990_Superstar 68]

I whip out my rifle and shoot at it to direct it off course.

 

PUM is trapped in a back alley defenseless with only a penny in the corner and a few torn napkins.

[Shedinja 1,488]

I pocket the penny and walk out of the alley, wondering why I walked back there.

 

The person below me will be hypnotized... to dance!