[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[poly_the_cool 50]

I'D saved him By using shield

P.S stop talking about swords

 

I Destroyed Semyon Kirovs account

[r_Your-Daddy3 605]

Im not Semyon Kirov.... :lol:

 

I have fitted a bomb on PUM's device,so whenever he will open tanki forum,he will be destroyed.....

[PenguinNEWexp 11]

I'd take my laptop to someone who can disable the bomb.

 

I attack PUM's house with a warplane while he's asleep. Remember: a tank can't destroy a warplane in flight.

[Jboymark53 508]

I knew this force field would come in handy!

 

I attack Pum with 99999999 M3 Mammoth + M3 Thunders when he is playing a board game

[PenguinNEWexp 11]

One problem: Tanki equipment is not real.

 

I expose everything you'd want to keep secret about you then attack you with the SU-100.

[MrAwesome750 17]

good thing im transparent. so I have no secrets and u cant see me so u cant hit me.

 

I superglue headphones to ur ears and blast 1d music on repeat forever

[GhostTanki_GTI 215]

Hell naw I'll die! XD

 

I lose game over

[Gunslinger300 45]

uhh ok.

 

PUM is being chased by a crazy scientist 

[tony990_Superstar 68]

I take out a pistol and shoot him

 

PUM is cornered by five railguns and he is unarmed. The railguns begin to light up their beams.

[UNBEATABLE_JESTER 380]

The railguns were just warming up, but weren't actually going to shoot. In their down time, I sneak off and run away.

 

PUM is going to fall into a ditch full of poisonous snakes and no way to escape

[PenguinNEWexp 11]

I never go into forests or anywhere else where snakes live. Haha.

 

PUM is attacked by an entire Russian army.

[tankionlinemaster18 4]

Thank god i had russian army suit they thought im a soldier 

PUM is gonna go in a deadly alien dimension

[PenguinNEWexp 11]

One problem: they don't exist. 

 

I hack all army communication systems and tell them to ambush PUM's house. Oh, and no saying that I forgot to tell address because I do tell them the address, and to make matters worse, I tell them to attack PUM during his sleep. 

[DS2001_8C 46]

Man,why do u always want to attack PUM's house?Actually,i shifted so the army never got me... :P :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Plz don't attack houses now... :D :D :D :D :D

 

You're laptop/computer(no fooling me) is stuck and is repeating Justein Bieber's songs forever.(You're laptop/computer cannot be shut down in any case).

[PenguinNEWexp 11]

I close the laptop or press the turn on button, and press it again. Once it opens the sign in screen, I restart my laptop.

 

I snipe PUM when he's in a shop.   :ph34r:

Edited June 17, 2015 by PenguinNEWexp

[DS2001_8C 46]

Well,u didn't follow my rules.You couldn't close it in anyway.

 

I was in an arms store and i bought a sniper and killed u before u could kill me. :P

 

PUM is trying to climb Mt.Everest and falls down.(U don't have any parachute).

[PenguinNEWexp 11]

One problem. How will I go to Nepal? I can't go there. Even if I fell from the mountain, I only fell from a feet above ground.

 

PUM's account is hacked by a professional hacker hired by me.

[Shedinja 1,488]

I ask him politely to give it back. He complies. Some loyalty clause, eh?

 

The person below me is forced to attempt to buy exactly seventy-five eye patches from a child's lemonade stand every day for the rest of the summer.

Edited June 17, 2015 by Shedinja

[PenguinNEWexp 11]

I simply give all of them to Shed.

 

PUM is blocked forever by me and his accounts in real life are hacked. (By this I mean like bank accounts)

[Kroboski88 94]

I manage to receive proof that it was a fraud and now you're sentenced for life in prison

 

PUM plays russian roulette with the odds of dying 100%

[Hex 11,520]

The 1 you read was a misprint, it was actually 00%

 

I throw a gold box at your turret, you die in amazement :P

[PenguinNEWexp 11]

Tanki equipment is not in real life, and anyways, that is impossible.

 

I tell police to arrest PUM when he is in a shop. And tell the police which shop he'll be on. Oh, and PUM won't know this!

[mcmonkey25 717]

I throw a bag of crisps at the police and run away.

 

I fire a cannon at the PUM

[PenguinNEWexp 11]

You didn't know where I was when firing. Haha.

 

I shoot PUM with a rifle without him knowing.

[Rayyan 3,415]

I use bullet proof jacket

 

I put fire on pums car