[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[notkarpov 13]

It was at this moment when some breeze came by...

 

TPBM is in a plane that has stopped working and is inches away from hitting a neucelar power plant chain. Good luck!

[DragonOfStorms 2,706]

I rewire the plane and it restarts, narrowly avoiding the power plant.

 

I throw TPBM into a vat of liquid stupidity

[T_.ank 54]

*Wakes up from sleep and says, 'PHEWWW it was all a dream."*

 

 

TPBM is the only person alive in the toilet.

[canadian_tank 226]

I m God and can never die

 

 

TPBM is about to be shot in 0.01seconds, what do you do?

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

*Teleports*

 

Tpbm is stuck in the Yukon with no supplys or clothes

[Warrior27t 5]

I found a pile of wrapped up clothes some careless camper left behind, killed a bear for food then started a signal fire using the remains of the bear and some rocks, and got saved by a rescue helicopter.

 

 

TPBM crash-lands his/her private jet in the middle of a mario kart racetrack, but finds an empty vehicles who someone evidently fell off of.

[canadarules 1,938]

Finds a polar bear and use my super strength to survive and than fly to somewhere

TPBM  has a anchor tied to them unkowingly and gets pushed off into waters :X

[thunder_da_best 24]

luckily its plastic and i jump onto my jet ski

 

god gets mad at TPBM and send them to death

 

better spelling this time HA!

 

[Warrior27t 5]

That god turned out to be the god of pancakes who tried to drown me in syrup, but I simply ate/drank all the syrup.

 

From the impact of my massive diarrhea because I ate/drank all of that syrup, TBPM gets ''accidentally'' pushed off a 1000 meter cliff with no parachute, flight suit or landing pad below.

[Penguin40 1,714]

I call a nearby friend who catches me. I survive.

 

I raid you at night and take your Tanki account. :P

[Warrior27t 5]

I call the cops,you get arrested and I email Tanki to get my account back.

 

 

TBPM Is about to catch a gold box, but gets killed under it then smashes their computer.

[Penguin40 1,714]

I escape, then laugh like mad.

 

I cleverly trick you into murdering your enemy, and get you arrested.

Edited December 20, 2015 by Penguin40

[Warrior27t 5]

But after the court looks into the case, they find out that I was tricked into killing someone then YOU get arrested and sentenced with life in the highest security prison in the world, and you get no spoons.

 

TPBM get grounded 4ever by his/her mom because he/she didn't clean their room.

[canadian_tank 226]

Well unfortunately, i don't have a mom or dad

 

TPUM got shoot twice in his head.

[Warrior27t 5]

Well unfortunately, i don't have a mom or dad

 

TPUM got shoot twice in his head.

That's sad =(

 

I got Life Alert

 

TPBM got soaked in fish blood, then got thrown into a tank full of REAL hungry sharks, the opening to the tank got closed by ''accident'', and there are no drain pipes or any other opening to escape from.

Edited December 20, 2015 by Warrior27t

[awesomewarrior1 208]

I teleport away, teleporting TPAM into the tank instead. BAM!

 

I then board my top-secret spacecraft that takes me all the way to a planet outside the solar system, taking my teleporter with me so that nobody else can use it. Then, I shoot at TPBM with my Railgun twice with double power activated.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I teleport away, teleporting TPAM into the tank instead. BAM!

 

I then board my top-secret spacecraft that takes me all the way to a planet outside the solar system, taking my teleporter with me so that nobody else can use it. Then, I shoot at TPBM with my Railgun twice with double power activated.

Well luckily I'm @Godmode_ON

 

I carpet bomb tpbms city with nukes

[Penguin40 1,714]

I remind you of the city's massive population of innocent civillians, and you stop.

 

I trap you into a difficult dilemma (by releasing the virus)- save your parents from a killer disease, or save 2 million innocent people from the same disease. And if you try to save both, you die.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I don't like my parents. I save the innocent people

[thunder_da_best 24]

I don't like my parents. I save the innocent people

what your attack cause i need one to keep up the game

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I nuke tpbms house

[notkarpov 13]

I deactivate the nuke( 'cause I'm awesome) and finish writing my 98th post :)

Only 2 more...

 

TPBM got poisoned 40 times (this should be easy to answer :D )

[lausaj 765]

The doctor who treated me is too great to help me survive.

 

TPBM( thrown into a river full of crocodiles)

[Penguin40 1,714]

Hhh I trick the crocs into going after toy wildebeest at the other side of the river. They go there, letting me escape. :P

 

I trick PUM into entering a top secret explosives testing site where I bomb him with missiles.

[notkarpov 13]

Well, sorry... wrong building! :P

 

PUM is in space without a space suit (kablooey!!)