[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[Jurisnik_PZN 5]

the police that came to arrest me is a women and i seduce her so i escape

 

i wick up a table and trow it at you

[Gigalink 116]

I used a simple side step.

 

TPBM has to do my chores for a week because they lost a bet.

[Jurisnik_PZN 5]

im dead

 

i pick up the PUM and trow him in the middle of danube

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

Luckily there was a boat in the middle if the Danube and I landed on it safely I then Sue you for assault

 

Tpbm I locked in a bank vault in a abandoned bank that is air tight and you have no tools and can contact anyone over your phone cause u can't get signal

[Demolisher2011 0]

luckily a thief broke in the bank and evetered the vault , hence i escaped and saved the bank .

:)

tpbm is in an abandoned ship in the middle of the sea and alone on the ship and the ship is going to sink

[DragonOfStorms 2,706]

Well, thank goodness dragons can fly.

 

TPBM is trapped on a desert island.

[Miss.DI 371]

^ Desert Island... Hmm.. Similar to the map Island of no water  -_-

 

I got network and called my family for rescue.

 

TPBM computer broke down into piece.

[DragonOfStorms 2,706]

I'm forced to use the old weak laggy family computer until mine is replaced.

 

TPBM has their account banned for 24 hours.

[master_crafter 420]

I've gone a month without tanki so I can go for 24 hours.

 

TPBM got hit in the head and lost all their memory (Forgot about tanki)

[CJGuitar 23]

But my friend has Tanki, so I'll get my memory back.

 

I hired the A-team to hijack the next user's tank.  

[squirlltalkrocks 1,663]

clearly I contact tanki support -_-

 

I dropped atomic bombs all over the world

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I am a cockroach

 

I chop tpbm up and feed them to some pigs

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

Im made of liveing magnets so i stick back together again

 

 

I fly a tank into tpbm's bedroom while their sleeping

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

Look up flying anti tank and go to images I sent one of those to shot u down

 

 

I murder all of tpbms family and tpbm

[Kroboski88 94]

we all become ghosts and haunt you for the rest of your life, driving you to suicide

 

I ask tpbm what would happen if Pinocchio said "my nose is about to grow" and lock him up in a room supplying him no food or water until he answers the question correctly with proof

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

Iv actually though about this before but with a slightly different question. His nose would grow because it wasnt gonna grow before, but because it did grow so he wasnt lying, but because its not grown it would grow out again, then it would go back in, and it would keep repeating for all eternity. Or there would be a time paradox and the world would explode.

 

I shove tpbm into a whale's mouth so they are stuck there

[notkarpov 13]

Luckily, I've got a match box filled with matches. I light up the match and wait for a few minutes...

 

Hello, guys, I'm back!!

 

TPBM was stupid enough to climb into a pipe headfirst going down and gets stuck.

[DragonOfStorms 2,706]

I wake up from that horrible nightmare.

 

TPBM is forced to live in a house made of tofu, The Most Wretched Substance In Existence.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

It gets eatent by vegitarians

 

Tpbm made Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, The Hulk, and Zeus mad at him/her and they all take turns beating the crap out of them (along with a multiple roundhouse kicks and hulk smashs) (you will never survive this . Also no being a superhero (e.g iron man or anyone else with and superpowers or anyone that has ever been in a superhero comic book) or being immortal or having any superpowers)

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

They were actually beating my evil twin, Mozey, and i tricked him into getting all those people pissed off

Me: B)

Twin: :angry:

 

I create a dinasour theme park and i invite TPBM as a lawyer to it so they can approve of it. My security programer is bribed into stealing some DNA for another company so he turns off all the fences to sneak to the dock, but it happens during a hurrican. Because of the rain, he doesent see the sign for the road and he runs it over, and ends up getting his jeep stuck on a log and he is eaten by a cute little dino that has little wingy things on its head and spits acid. With all the fences off, all the dinos escape and eat people, and the electricity happens to go off while the tour with TPBM is in front of t-rex pen. They panic and run into the portapotty when they see the t-rex

Edited February 16, 2016 by MrCheezyPotato

[notkarpov 13]

That would have been the worst dream of my life!!

 

Sorry, couldn't think of anything else...

 

Now, survive THIS!!!

 

 

I programmed TPBM to watch that horrible...babyish...incompararble...MY LITTLE PONY show for four days in a row!!! :P

 

~Edit: this answer was actually made for not the person above, but the person above the person above me.

Edited February 16, 2016 by notkarpov

[Ivestanak 0]

I wake up after a dream with ponys crazed (urgh)

 

TPBM went into the "Men's room" instead of "Ladies room".

(Thats what I thought first)

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

The room is actually a secret hideout for ISIS, but i use my super ninja skills to avoid detection and gather information. I escape then alert the athorities annd i win a medal for my bravery B)

 

TPBM falls into a very deep hole and lands on a yellow flower bed. When they get up, a talking flower named Flowey meets them and offers a bunch of friendlieness pellets. TPBM grabs all of the pellets...

[DragonOfStorms 2,706]

And burns them! With lightning!

 

TPBM is force-fed Brussels sprouts until they are so full it hurts.

[bossman161 276]

He has a black-hole for a stomach, and his favorite food happens to be Brussels sprouts.

TPBM suddenly faces Godmode_on with no way out.