[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[Boeing_787 1,455]

But he missed by miles...

Pum gets smacked on the head with a pumpkin

Edited August 5, 2016 by Boeing_787

[Apolloold 333]

I run away on my pet dinosaur whilst eating chili Doritos and singing Katy Perry's 'Teenage Dream' all whilst naked, and dodge the pumpkin attack.

 

PUM is thrown into a super-red-giant star which is about to go supernova, in a ball of solid titanium with a 10 meter diameter, with no observable, safe escape, at Mach - 5. :D gl

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I run away on my pet dinosaur whilst eating chili Doritos and singing Katy Perry's 'Teenage Dream' all whilst naked, and dodge the pumpkin attack.

 

PUM is thrown into a super-red-giant star which is about to go supernova, in a ball of solid titanium with a 10 meter diameter, with no observable, safe escape, at Mach - 5. :D gl

Right afer I am thrown, the system crashes.

 

Pum is forced to eat 100 watermelons

[Apolloold 333]

come on, im a champion eater. 100 watermelons, pfft.

 

PUM is put in a dress of steak, taken on a safari, and dumped into lion territory.

[Hayno 14]

But when u left me behind I took off the steak and S.W.A.T. came.

[Apolloold 333]

the S.W.A.T is your attack? come on, I'm rich. I just bribe em xDD

 

PUM is subjected to 12,000 burgers being launched at their fingers, whilst hungry dogs are chasing after them

 

does it make sense? we will never know.

[BLASTER872 1,892]

Throw the burgers off my fingers.

 

PUM has 3 charging M3+ Railguns with double damage charging their shot at him

[Boeing_787 1,455]

Throw the burgers off my fingers.

 

PUM has 3 charging M3+ Railguns with double damage charging their shot at him

It is the test server, and I happen to have Mammoth M3 and prodigi on

pum is pelted with apples

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

*catches them all * *throws them into juicer * thanks for the Apple juice man !

 

 

I pay Godmode_ON . OUFA . Cedric Debono and That_One_Michael to gang up on and attack TPBM in game

[Boeing_787 1,455]

They happen to be against bribery

Pum has insulted a teacher and will now be expelled from school.

[Penguin40 1,714]

Problem - they love me too much xD

 

An explosion destroys your home, with you being arrestee for the explosion. You can't prove yourself innocent, you can't teleport away or fight off the police. And you're not a superhuman.

[Boeing_787 1,455]

Problem - they love me too much xD

 

An explosion destroys your home, with you being arrestee for the explosion. You can't prove yourself innocent, you can't teleport away or fight off the police. And you're not a superhuman.

The officer who arrested me happened to be an old man with short term memory, so he forgot that he arrested me and I walk away :)

 

Pum is run over with Titan M3

[VaudeVille 1,428]

I'm a mine and titan got low health so I explode and kill titan m3 :P. In case I die by exploding, I respawn every time my owner poops out a mine.

 

PUM is suicidal.

Edited August 10, 2016 by VaudeVille

[awesomewarrior1 208]

Seriously? Please keep the forum kid friendly...

I would get help

Pum is stuck in the Chernobyl complex during the accident

Edited August 10, 2016 by awesomewarrior1

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

i turn into a ultra powerful mutant and rule the earth

 

 

i squash tpbm with a dozen mammy M4s (and they all have full health)

[VaudeVille 1,428]

I'm a mine on ur team so nothing happens

 

Pum is playing Pokémon go while rock climbing and at an awkward position, pikachu appears.

[awesomewarrior1 208]

I ignore it. (Insert the meme of the cute child with his fist here)

 

Pum gets pooped on with 10 mines at once

Edited August 14, 2016 by awesomewarrior1

[VaudeVille 1,428]

I'm an m4 mammoth with double armor and fully MUed mine module so I can survive it. (It's possible)

Pum is in the heart of Chernobyl looking for Pokémon

Edited August 14, 2016 by VaudeVille

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I have the necessary clothing on

Pum is stuck inside a sewer with sewage

[thunder_da_best 24]

i fly out (lol)

pum is blown to peices

that means they died by exsplosives

Edited August 20, 2016 by thunder_da_best

[DESTROYER_13 1,019]

 

 

 

I ignore it. 

 

 

Pum gets pooped on with 10 mines at once

 

 

 

 

 

The doc stitched me back up.

 

PUM has no Internet connection.

Edited August 20, 2016 by DESTROYER_13

[lukes112014 56]

I bought a new one from store.

TPBM

Is banned forever

[awesomewarrior1 208]

I did not do anything that would lead i that in my knowledge, so I would PM a chat admin :)

 

Pum gets stuck in the landing gear compartment of an airliner without supplementary oxygen, and the plane is taking off

[DESTROYER_13 1,019]

I unstick myself and jump off the plane to commit suicide.

 

PUM has jumped off a very tall building and is falling rapidly, naked. (Just so you have nothing to help you, I'm not weird.)  :unsure:

[r_Auritras0 22]

Mighty Eagle saves me from falling and gives me some clothes.

TPBM

Murders a moderator