[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[awesomewarrior1 208]

I lose internet :ph34r:

 

Pum is stuck in an unbreakable sphere

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

Nothing can be unbreakable. Use Proton Separator and have a hole through it in one blast. 

 

PUM has lost internet and electricity and cannot restore it(see how you can survive that)

Edited August 31, 2016 by sensei_tanker

[Apolloold 333]

I climb the empire state building and begin swatting at planes with the lov of my life in arms. Maybe that will help.

 

Youre in a universal void, in a 1v1 with Godzilla. Just you..... And that.

[awesomewarrior1 208]

I climb inside his body and start pecking at his brain.

 

Pum is in lava

[Apolloold 333]

I roast the lava so badly, it backs off. i would like to thank for teaching me the was of the cusser. roaster? whatever, I shouted at the lava and it cried.

 

PUM is trapped in a solid titanium ball, 20 meters in diameter, which is being lowered into the Mariana Trench.

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I roast physics so badly that it backs off. Then I simply walk through the ball and onto the ocean surface.

Thanks to Rebel :P

 

 

Pum is stuck in a pool

[Apolloold 333]

well played..... very, very well played..... <_<

 

I can swim up. but of course I don't. I dive down to the water vents, and remove the seal with an electronic screwdriver I keep in places no one should know / want to know. from there, I squeeze myself into the hole, and proceed to make my way through the system. as I'm seconds from passing out, I make it to an air pocket where I catch my breath, then continue on. I find a route down a series of large pipes to a sewer system. I trek - almost endlessly - until I finally find a drop off point. attempting to make it to the other side of the pit, I lose my footing, and am thrown into the abyss. I wake up to a land of little people. they all tie me down, and shouting at me. I really don't want to write the whole book of Gulliver's Travels, so if you wanna find out more, go read it. or better yet, listen to it on Audible. :)

 

PUM is trapped on the Death Star unconscious. he wakes up moments before Luke reks it.

 

 

Audible not a sponsor.

[Boeing_787 1,455]

well played..... very, very well played..... <_<

 

I can swim up. but of course I don't. I dive down to the water vents, and remove the seal with an electronic screwdriver I keep in places no one should know / want to know. from there, I squeeze myself into the hole, and proceed to make my way through the system. as I'm seconds from passing out, I make it to an air pocket where I catch my breath, then continue on. I find a route down a series of large pipes to a sewer system. I trek - almost endlessly - until I finally find a drop off point. attempting to make it to the other side of the pit, I lose my footing, and am thrown into the abyss. I wake up to a land of little people. they all tie me down, and shouting at me. I really don't want to write the whole book of Gulliver's Travels, so if you wanna find out more, go read it. or better yet, listen to it on Audible. :)

 

PUM is trapped on the Death Star unconscious. he wakes up moments before Luke reks it.

 

 

Audible not a sponsor.

Wow I love reading your responses here, such a great writer :)

 

Let's see.... I disguise myself as Luke's twin and he spares me.

 

Pum just woke up to find himself or herself falling down a cliff

[r_Valk8 2,086]

the cliff was made of soft marshmallows and so i had a good landing :d

 

PUM found him self in an island where he was surrounded by war monkeys

[nimna1234 203]

they thought that i was one of them so they took me under their care

 

pum is losing to a XP battle against me

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

Lose to you in XP? There was a glitch in the game that caused your score to be higher than mine. The developers release a new updates deleting all XP battles from existence because they couldn't fix this glitch any other way immediately. Therefore I didn't die. 

 

 

PUM is trapped on the top floor of a hotel full of vacationers and staff with every known deadly contagius disease known to man-kind 

[awesomewarrior1 208]

All of a sudden, my internet connection goes out.

Pum is in a toaster

[nimna1234 203]

And I'm wearing a heat proof armour

 

Pum is stuck in a zoo cage with a gorilla

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

well. the gorilla that is in there with me is a female gorilla and I am also a gorilla and she is my mate

 

 

I am Zeus and I throw my entire supply of lightning bolts at TPBM

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

I go to Olympus via elevator in Empire State Building. Then, Zeus starts shooting thunderbolts at me, missing everytime because I'm so small compared to his godly size. Zeus starts throwing lightning bolts everywhere because he can't find me, hoping that he will hit me for once. Olympus get destroyed in his rage, falls out of the heavens, and then Zeus lands inside the Tanki HQ. Unconscious, the developers drag him to the programming room scared that the police would investigate a gigantic godly body. The developers didn't know what to do with him so they threw him into the game. Thus, creating the "Zeus" paint and "Zeus LGC-49".

 

PUM is trapped in an elevator with no technical knowledge on how to fix it. 

[Apolloold 333]

nvm, already answered the zeus one :(

 

​​I jump up and down and scream for help until someone rescues me. Easy.

 

​PUM is hit in the face with an old school TV

 

 

 

 

 

Edited September 2, 2016 by Apollo

[Cyborg 3,189]

I go inside it a meet the TV characters. 

 

PUM is stepped on by Godmode On.

[Apolloold 333]

We all know that tanks can go on top of each other with no damage effects. It literally does nothing.

 

PUM is trapped in a cave. him, his nephew and the mountain guide trek throught he caves to a drop off point, where PUM almost falls to his death. Watch Journey to the Centre of the Earth or read the book for more. Better yet listen to the audio book on Audible.

 

To no ones surprise, they have to escape the centre of the earth. How does PUM get out, baring in mind that it is like a big oven, and you only have a few days to live :)

 

 

Audible not a sponer.

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

I become Lara Croft and pretty much be a superwoman with a climbing axe. I climb thousands of meters up towards the surface without ever getting tired or make a mistake and fall to my death. Even better, I can also jump across ledges 30 feet apart without falling off. After days of hard work climbing, I finally reach the surface of the gigantic hole in the cave. When I start screaming for joy the cave collapses and I die. But, I quickly respawn after climbing out of the hole because there was a checkpoint there. This time I do not scream for joy and I safely exit the cave, abandoning my nephew and mountain guide. 

 

 

PUM is stuck in an oven naked during a party at your house and the oven opening is sealed with glue via hot glue gun. If you exit the oven, bear in mind you will die of humiliation. If you stay you will be burned to death. Since you are naked, you will also clearly not have any "heat-proof" armor to protect you. 

Edited September 2, 2016 by sensei_tanker

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I'm a nudist and so are the people at my party . I yell and shove the oven door open and continue to enjoy the party

 

 

 

tpbm has to go to the dentist!

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

Yeah I AM a dentist so of course I have to go to the dentist. I work there. 

 

PUM is stuck in a cardboard box 

[DESTROYER_13 1,019]

I'm a cardboardaholic.

 

PUM is stuck in a boat, surrounded by sharks.

[Metaphor 538]

Found a energy drink floating near by...Red Bull gave me wings.

You are falling from 4000 feet in the air...

Edited September 3, 2016 by Metaphor

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

...with a parachute. But of course, I'm so stupid that I forgot I had the parachute. I use very quick thinking and call I private helicopter to catch me. But the wind at that alititude muffled my words so the helicopter thought I was ordering a pizza, not calling for help. Then, I realize I have a backpack on me, but not knowing it had a parachute in it, so I put it flat on my chest hoping that it would break my fall a little bit. Praying to god, the velocity of me falling through the sky broke the roof of Bob's Discount Furniture and hitting one of those discount $999 dollar matrices they are trying to sell. Those mattresses survive my crash since they are rock hard and it breaks my fall. Thus I survived only having to pay a fee for destroying their store. 

 

PUM is extremely drunk and lands on a rock in the middle of the pacific ocean during a storm that would last a week. You were starving and it is only a matter of days before you starve to death. 

[Metaphor 538]

I barf into the ocean and fish pop up to the surface. My hangover was gone on day 3 of the storm and by that time I have plenty of fish around the rock. The dead school of fish attracts a flock of birds; one of which was an endangered species. The endangered bird had a tracking device planted by scientists interested in the habits of the endangered bird ; I kill the bird and take it's tracker. Day 4-5 I eat half the fish and use the fluids to quench my thirst and then assemble the bones as an "SOS" symbol. Day 6 the  bones get tossed off the rock by the storm. Day 7 I am really sick from the fluids of the fish and I lie down to sleep ( storm has ended 4 hours later). The scientists that were monitoring the endangered bird find me and the dead bird and were appalled. The scientists give me medicine to cure my sickness and take me aboard on their boat to safety. I wake up in prison due to killing an endangered species, but my brother bails me out.

 

PUM has been teleported into a house with no door or windows...but has a table and a saw.