[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[r_Valk8 2,086]

I get killed before he lands.

 

Pum is doing this papers and doing terrible and wants to pass but looks like he/she will fail.

[thunder_da_best 24]

turns out i got them all right lol

 

 

 

pum gets killed by superman

[MentallyDeranged 740]

Anti superman missiles enabled.

 

 

Pum dies with RPG

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

RPG? You mean a Nerf Dart? ( im a Spartan from Halo k?)

 

 

TPBM gets infected with Ebola

[r_I_already_won0 2,339]

I already survived Ebola..get out of here :D

[Quarks 2,255]

Woo, I survived.

 

I dropped the Tartus on you.

[Penguin40 1,714]

Tartus? Whatever, I flee.

 

And I manage to catch you and I stab you dead, first deactivating any power you may have which allows you to survive. You cannot escape and you'e not a superhuman.

[thunder_da_best 24]

wakes up

pum is overkilled

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I have no idea what overkill is

 

 

 

I am Superman and Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee together and I attack TPBM

[pieface101 285]

Devs ban you for hacking   :D

 

I push you off in Monte Carlo

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

Devs ban you for hacking :D

 

I push you off in Monte Carlo

I'm a Mammoth M4 . You are a Wasp M0. That is impossible

 

 

 

 

I beat the crap out of you

[Mr.Jellie 1,924]

Well,That's not fatal.It's just painful.

 

I murder you dead.

[TTK_229 1,080]

i cri evriteim and my tears revive me bcuz in all the Disney movies a person's tears somehow bring them back to life

 

i sho u dank memez until u die from suffication

[Mr.Jellie 1,924]

I poke my eyes out with sticks so I can't see them.

 

I run you over with a plane.

[Quarks 2,255]

Um, planes fly, I don't.

 

PUM is frozen in a block of ice, and then dropped mt. Everest, you completely shatter and can not reform. 

[BLASTER872 1,892]

I'm an evil person and I am so evil I cannot reform

 

I'm frozen in a block of ice and you drop mount Everest where? Back to where it was? Cool

 

Also my heart has been "shattered" that you attempted to kill me

 

However the ice melts and I melt your face

 

PUM sees all my awful drafts of my writing

[Quarks 2,255]

I have already seen them and came out damaged, but fine.

 

PUM is banned from life for life.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I smack the mod who banned me until they unban me

 

 

 

I am Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee together and I punch tpbm

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

Surprise, those memes died out a long time ago and everyone starts laughing at you.

 

ZA WARUDO ROAD ROLLER DA MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

[Tofu 6,773]

Wut

I fart

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

you didn't get the jojo reference smh

 

I breathe in your noxious gases and die immediately. Me v.II takes my place.

 

"look at this net"

[Tofu 6,773]

Stop making references!

I sit on the person below

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

Me v.II dies immediately from asphyxiation and is replaced by me v.III

 

I make another bad quality reference

[Tofu 6,773]

I kill myself

I kiss PUM

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

I kill myself

 

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