[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

sitting under bomb doesnt make sense. it means i have it above head. i can just throw it away with hands

 

also pack of perfex is 8+2

 

10k toilet papers

 

u suffocate

 

pum gets attacked by glass dust, full mouth of glass dust. 1m^3 is glass size.

[Boeing_787 1,455]

You didn't notice that my mouth was closed, so I am safe.

 

Chuck Norris throws an M4 Mammoth at the PUM

[r_GaIaxy2 8,611]

So slow it is easy to dodge

 

PUM falls into a volcano

[Boeing_787 1,455]

The volcano had been dormant for centuries, so there was no magma or lava where I fell. I land hard and break a few bones thanks to Galaxy, and then take my phone out of my pocket and call the ambulance. I give them my coordinates, and they dispatch a helicopter to my location. I safely reach the hospital, and after the treatment I file a lawsuit against Galaxy for this. He gets arrested and put in jail for the rest of his life.

 

While PUM was reading what I wrote above, a bird came and pooped on his head.

[railguniz4noobz 2,394]

Thats not even deadly. I set the bird on fire and throw it at you.

[Boeing_787 1,455]

You missed. Oops

 

Someone throws it back at you

[delnina2 1,570]

That someone missed me again. 

 

Gladimir Butin is mad at you :) 

[AlphaWoIf 2]

No clue who that is so I survive. 

 

PUM equips m0 wasp and fire bird then drives into one of the Kungur ditches. Then,, 5 Maxed MU M3 magnums shoot him :D

[r_GaIaxy2 8,611]

Has anyone ever hit a shot with magnum? No, didn't think so

 

PUM get covered in cling wrap and thrown underwater

[Boeing_787 1,455]

Covered, not wrapped. I swim back up.

 

PUM is in the blast radius of an IED

[AlphaWoIf 2]

But the IED never actually explodes  :P

 

PUM shoots himself in the head

[Boeing_787 1,455]

With a toy water gun.

 

PUM is inside the Columbia Space Shuttle as it broke apart during reentry

[r_GaIaxy2 8,611]

I'm actually the black box. In theory, I'm indestructible

 

PUM gets a potato thrown at them

[Boeing_787 1,455]

It hit my thick jacket, and I barely even felt it.

 

PUM gets a potato launched at him from a cannon

[AlphaWoIf 2]

The cannons momentum disintegrated the potato and I laugh. PUM Laughs so hard at this puny attempt to kill me that he suffocates and dies.

[Boeing_787 1,455]

The cannons momentum disintegrated the potato and I laugh. PUM Laughs so hard at this puny attempt to kill me that he suffocates and dies.

If you say I died, that kind of ruins the goal of surviving the above attack. How should I survive death?

[r_GaIaxy2 8,611]

Revived?

[AlphaWoIf 2]

If you say I died, that kind of ruins the goal of surviving the above attack. How should I survive death?

Then you laugh so hard you suffocate :P

[Boeing_787 1,455]

Then you laugh so hard you suffocate :P

The laugh was a hoax.

 

PUM falls into real lava with no protective gear on.

[AlphaWoIf 2]

I am GODMODE_ON. I am Immune to fire or freeze.

 

PUM goes to space in a spaceship, gets out of the spaceship, is in space, takes off his spacesuit while he's in space. THIS IS NOT A SIMULATOR OR VIDEO GAME.

[abskpr 7]

Fortunately I had a backup spacesuit.

 

PBM is attacked by thousand dogs with sharp carbon steel teeth.

Edited August 9, 2017 by abskpr

[NamesAreForNoobs 324]

I'm lucky I had 2,000 treats. :) 

 

PUM is locked inside a room filling with carbon monoxide

[Boeing_787 1,455]

No problem, I unlock the door and get out.

 

PUM has been bit by a dangerous snake

[railguniz4noobz 2,394]

I punch the snake in the face

 

 

PUM was been punched in the face

[colindestroyer77 45]

But I blocked it.. with my face  :lol:

 

PUM was buried alive under 30 feet of dirt, with no cell phone to call for help.