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Even though my wasp is M0, it is equipped with armor that's strong enough to survive a nuclear blast.

 

PUM, I drugged and kidnapped you to a safe ground 300m under ground. It's a fall-out shelter, aka nuclear bunker. There, I hid you with a timed nuclear bomb, not strong enough to destroy the bunker, but strong enough to destroy anything in it. You wake up when there are 43 seconds left on the timer.

 

You're dead

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You don't seem to have noticed the little teleport device I smuggled in, eh?

 

PUM is lost, alone, in a very cold mountain range, in winter, and has no survival equipment, no food, nothing. And nobody is going to come to help you. No dreams. Oh, and you're already starving. 

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I have no equipment, nothing at all. I don't even have a body. I am a free soul wandering around the mountains and I just glided back to my body to play tanki.

 

PUM has been arrested on basis of a non-bailable offence in North Korea. No other person can help you except yourself.

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No other person can help me except myself, eh? Well my friend's name is "yourself" and you said only "yourself" can help you. So yourself comes and crushes the jail and frees me. LOLOLLOLOL XD

 

Person below me was forced into biting a cyanide pellet.

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I pacify the grumpy old lady, and discover that she is merely a projection, a hologram. I discover the source and destroy it with my bare hands (such weak security, park, wow), leading the actual voice to reveal that I passed the test, and it lets me go.

 

PUM is then attacked with the same attack (i.e locked in secure room with old lady), but its no longer a projection :p

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I swim up

 

tpbm gets crushed by an angry prehistoric mammoth while awake and with their computer and hologram projector turned off.

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people who complain can't crush

 

I, erm, stop daydreaming about the fate I want for one of my stories' worst antagonists, you know, the one named Samuel

 

Player below me has to play tanki for a whole day, 24 hours, and not complain about anything even once, even if you're stuck in the worst and most toxic battles ever. No drugs, and player won't catch a single gold. Player is awake and sane, not daydreaming either.

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Luckily my mom forces me to get off the computer before then

tpbm gets the horrible disease called aoishutgioawhtio3u09

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Luckily my mom forces me to get off the computer before then

tpbm gets the horrible disease called aoishutgioawhtio3u09

but luckily I already had it and I was immune to it

 

TPBM has to play to save his life , and must get 1000 score in TDM in 10 mins

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I will create a new hack, called the time lapse hack. This will allow me to play at 5 to 10 times the speed of everyone else and easily get enough kills in ten minutes.

 

TPBM Is at the bottom of a giant jar of molasses. Very sticky and thick stuff! Oh and did I mention that the jar is 150 feet deep? No scuba gear, nothing that allows you to breathe under water or any other liquid. No superpowers and most importantly NO TELEPORTING PLEASE!

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One word; Parachute!

 

You don't know a word of Russian, and you have to enter a battle speaking it fluently! 

 
Удачи, кто бы вы ни были! Это вам понадобится!

 


Удачи, кто бы вы ни были! Это вам понадобится!

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I'm a ceiling fan, so I drop down and clobber him

 

tpbm is forced to play roblox while awake and asleep. (Including all body states in between)

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I pacify the grumpy old lady, and discover that she is merely a projection, a hologram. I discover the source and destroy it with my bare hands (such weak security, park, wow), leading the actual voice to reveal that I passed the test, and it lets me go.

 

PUM is then attacked with the same attack (i.e locked in secure room with old lady), but its no longer a projection :p

You failed the test. The security was nothing but your own computer. :P And when I said a grumpy old lady, I meant it. There was no need of considering it as a hologram. And don't call me park.

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Ate a happy meal.

 

PUM is stuck with a 30sec add that never loads.

 

BTW please come up with something original and not the same silly teleportation, dreaming, hologram, etc.

I refresh the page

 

tpbm gets their finger stuck in a hole. 

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