[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[Pyre 3,485]

I eat them.

 

 

PUM is smited.

[r_trooll15 827]

I am still yet another ghost

PUM is haunted by all the ghosts

[P.4.R.K.O.U.R 329]

Ghosts can't haunt ghosts. :ph34r:

 

PUM has to eat a 10kg burger or be hanged.

[r_trooll15 827]

Ok... Either one works for me as I am a ghost.

 

PUM is punched by one punch man

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I have Captain Americas shield ( look up One punch man vs Captain America on YT)

 

 

TPBM pissed off Hulk

[Pyre 3,485]

I become Thanos. We all know how that ended.

 

 

PUM is sewed onto a rotting corpse, tied up and left in a pit with 100 foot smooth walls. You are not a bloody ghost -_-

[Pythor 1,354]

I like sandwiches...

 

Wait what are we doing....

Edited October 5, 2018 by pythor20000

[r_trooll15 827]

I used my expert :ph34r: ninja skills to dodge that attack.

PUM turns into a bloody ghost

[Guest]

I used my expert :ph34r: ninja skills to dodge that attack.

PUM turns into a bloody ghost

I turn into a normal ghost again.  :ph34r:

tpbm chokes on Thanos.

[r_trooll15 827]

I'm a ghost. Therefore I can not choke.

PUM has a colony of fire ants dumped onto them.

[TankiNoob2000 231]

I activate super sayan god and get them of me

 

PUM is forced into a coma

Edited October 8, 2018 by TankiNoob2000

[Pyre 3,485]

I force myself out of the coma.

 

 

PUM has his brain removed.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I'm a ghost I have no brain

 

 

Tpbm has Chuck Norris's ghost haunting them

[Pyre 3,485]

Impossible, Chuck Norris cannot die.

 

 

PUM is stepped on by Chuck.

[P.4.R.K.O.U.R 329]

Ghosts are invincible.

 

PUM just swallowed an angry Chuck Norris.

[r_trooll15 827]

Ghosts are invincible :P

PUM just ingested a furious Chuck Norris

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I am Bruce Lee

 

 

Tpbm has an Angry Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee and Ghost Busters after them

Edited October 10, 2018 by fordmustang12345

[r_trooll15 827]

I create a black hole in order to kill off the ghostbusters. The ploy worked better than expected, sucking in all 3 of the parties. The ghostbusters died upon hitting the singularity, but when Chuck Norris hit the singularity, he sent it flying at over 90% the speed of light. I, being a ghost, was not affected by any of the above events. Unfortunately for TPBM, the black hole is headed directly for you and has a mass of approx. 2 lunar masses, enough to gain mass from the cosmic background radiation faster than losing mass via Hawking radiation. It also means that you will be ripped apart by tidal forces before you reach the event horizon, not to mention the radiation frying you. In addition, Chuck Norris is not quantum. He kicked away the black hole, and by sheer bad luck, towards you. Chuck Norris can not be in 2 places at once, therefore, you cannot be Chuck Norris. Furthermore, the black hole is a Schwarzchild black hole, meaning it has a point singularity and hence CAN NOT be a wormhole. Also, you cannot teleport, block it or in any other way violate the laws of physics, with the due exception of Pokemon, as Pokemon is the means of creating the black hole(refer to Gardevoir's Pokedex entry for further information).

In summary, you have to survive using Pokemon stuff. Teleportation of any kind of off limits. Good luck!

 

 

Haven't done this in a long time so I hope to get at least a paragraph answer back :D

[Guest]

I'm a ghost...  <_<

 

tpbm get's trooll's attack BUT you can't be a ghost either. 

Edited October 10, 2018 by Guest

[r_trooll15 827]

Well... It's my attack so I simply pass it on to the next person, seeing as a Gardevoir isn't affected by its own black hole

[Pyre 3,485]

Dusclops absorbs in into its black hole.

 

 

PUM touches Magcargo.

[Local.Shaft 726]

idk who that is but I kill magcargo

 

TPBUM get attacks by poisonous gas and there is no gas mask because the person didn't need one and snakes come out 

[Pyre 3,485]

I stop breathing for a while.

 

(Magcargo is a Pokemon. Its made out of lava rwice as hot as the sun. You killed it buuuut you didnt exactly survive :P)

 

PUM touches Magcargo.

[Guest]

I'm another Magcargo

 

tpbm is forced to play Quake III arena. (Deathmatch mode) Oh no, you're gonna get rekt....

Edited October 11, 2018 by Guest

[r_trooll15 827]

I don't know what that is... Also, I'm yet another magcargo and @SamGamgee55, can you please stop touching me? PUM touches @SamGamgee55.