[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[colindestroyer77 46]

But I'm superman's son so I easily survived the fatal blow. 

 

PUM gets his head sliced open by a Katana.

[r_Bangla1 56]

We bought a fish today, and because we paid for it, the fish is now our fish. So, it's head is also ours. The Katana sliced open the head of this fish. No Problem!^TM

 

PUM is inside a human sized metal grinder, and there is a 3 year old playing with the switch.

[TakeAShower 313]

I used the force to choke him, and cut a hole in the side with my lightsabre. (did you know I was a Jedi)

 

PUM is dead.

[NamesAreForNoobs 328]

Well then why should I bother trying to avoid your "attack"

 

PUM is falling down a huge sinkhole

[personia 4,036]

It's huge in width, but only 1m deep.

 

I knife the user below in the stomach.

Edited August 13, 2017 by personia

[r_GaIaxy2 8,620]

with a parachute

 

PUM gets run over by a chair

[personia 4,036]

Lol, wrong post bruv

[personia 4,036]

with a parachute

 

PUM gets run over by a chair

[r_GaIaxy2 8,620]

Maybe if you didn't post dots, we wouldn't have this problem.... 

 

Either way, stabbing me with a parachute isn't gonna do much damage, if any, so my post still stands

[r_Bangla1 56]

with a parachute

 

PUM gets run over by a chair

The chair was lightweight and unoccupied. No Problem^TM!

 

PUM is being chased by the military

[NamesAreForNoobs 328]

But they're too scared to follow me into a a haunted house.

 

PUM is severely frostbitten from scalp to toenails.

[r_Bangla1 56]

It happened in a dream. No Problem!^TM

 

PUM fell into lava

Edited August 16, 2017 by r_Bangla1

[NamesAreForNoobs 328]

I owe my guardian angel one.

 

PUM is severely frostbitten from scalp to toenails.

[r_Bangla1 56]

Running out of ideas?

 

An atomic bomb will be detonated close to PUM in a few minutes.

[NamesAreForNoobs 328]

Running out of ideas?

Can you not tell I posted it again purposefully because you dreamed it off?

 

I open the bomb and cut the time mechanism cord in half, disabling the bomb.

 

PUM is in front of a charging rhino.

[r_Bangla1 56]

The rhino's battery had completely run out before I plugged  it in to charge it, so it was turned off. No Problem!^TM

 

PUM accidentally teleported to Hiroshima, Japan just before the atomic bomb dropped and detonated. He does not  have any shelter or safe place to go, and his time machine ran out of charge. He is stranded with nowhere to go.

[InfamatiEtObliterati 182]

Damn man why so dark.. Umm, I guess I'll call upon Wolverine. Won't be the first time he's saved someone from something like this.

 

Massive earthquake splits the ground and PUM falls in.

Edited September 2, 2017 by InfamatiEtObliterati

[colindestroyer77 46]

I have a jetpack.

 

PUM dies from old age.

[r_Bangla1 56]

I have not reached old age. No Problem!^TM

 

pum became stuck underground

[YEEEEET 0]

I own a drill and i drilled my way out

 

pum was attacked by aliens with shaft m4's

[colindestroyer77 46]

I equip M6 Mammoth with Lead, and use double armour. Since I am literally a fortress on tracks, I am completely indestructible to their puny M4's. Leave noobs please! 

 

PUM got stuck inside a titanium cube and a hydraulic press that weighs 50 tonnes, is about to crush him down into the floor.

[NamesAreForNoobs 328]

I break through the floor and fall 5 feet into the underground parkade, where a taxi picks me up and drives me out of danger.

 

PUM is balanced ontop of two floating stingrays 250 feet off the ground and surrounded by eight others.

[colindestroyer77 46]

I take them down with my shotgun and then parachute down to earth.

 

PUM get rolled over by a dump truck. Then gets ten tonnes of dirt piled on top of him/her.

[r_Bangla1 56]

It all happened in a dream, and then I wake up. No Problem!^TM

 

It is raining elephants on PUM's house.

[colindestroyer77 46]

My house is a bunker, reinforced by titanium.

 

PUM gets eaten by a hungry hippo.