Dear Americans...

[KnightATd1 3]

From a 100% American, this was LOL funny! Such an epic satirical piece.

[skitee 555]

'Soccer' actually originated in England, from Eton. At Eton, they called rugby 'rugger', and association football 'soccer'. The latter of the names stuck, but in America for some strange reason...

Just because we came up with it doesn't make it right... or does it....

[GoldRock 6,165]

Just because we came up with it doesn't make it right... or does it....

No, it doesn't; good point. Soccer is a stupid name, it's football. F-U-T-B-A-W-L. Americans clearly need to be taught proper English grammar and language...

Edited July 4, 2013 by GoldRock

[lizerdgirl108 397]

This was a good laugh. I must share this with my British friends.

Have a spectacular 4th of July, everyone. 

^_^

[youcefboy 16]

خخخخخخخخخخ
I 'ill Never Read All This -.-

[Bacia_Da_Boss 4]

Perhaps you mean, "I'm American and I find this offensive" ?

you must be new to the internet, let me be your guide :)

[r_BLASTOISE-T120 241]

 

15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you don't need to have tea in a certain way, tea is epic no matter what way you have it :P

 

 

[Fjelstad1678 186]

You may take our cheeseburgers, BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE OUR GUNS! YOU MAY TRY, BUT ALL YOU WILL GET IS USED AMMUNITION! By the way, foot-up-bowels is a crappy sport.... LOL CRAPPY! GET IT? XD

Edited July 4, 2013 by Fjelstad1678

[byebyeoooooh 4]

[Valletta 834]

^ ROFLROFL

Splendid conversation you have initiated there Lham. It's been a while since I last read this work of art... I hope all y'all Americans had a wonderful 4th of july and I wish you that for years ahead! (Until the queen gets you lol)

[whodat34 58]

lol i like the football and basketball i dont live in america and i play proper football with your feet and a ball at the end of them and go ruby we won the world cup go NewZealand

[dogm45 10,593]

http://youtu.be/atOz592HH5w

Humor or Humour? I like Humor better! Let's sing together!  :)

[skitee 555]

you don't need to have tea in a certain way, tea is epic no matter what way you have it :P

 

 

That is a heretical statement. You are wrong. Tea has to be drunk properly.

 

http://youtu.be/atOz592HH5w

Humor or Humour? I like Humor better! Let's sing together!   :)

 

Yes, I know i posted this elsewhere as well, but here is a typical English response: http://youtu.be/4-1G7m37U18?t=51s

[r_BLASTOISE-T120 241]

@skitee then you dont like tea! if you really care about tea then you would have it anyway, be like "tea i dont care if you're in a mug, or a litttle girl cup, or a bowl, or a.. a.. a pokemons food bowl, you iz EPIC no matter what tea" ... i am so being random here ;P :D

[Aero.v2.0 1,456]

+1

[I.Devastation 2,053]

Don't understand this... But has something to do with England :P

[Aero.v2.0 1,456]

An anti american thread :P

[Scientist 4,224]

Prouud to be an Armenian

B)

[Aero.v2.0 1,456]

*starts singing national anthem* I wuv america :D

[D.J.PON-3 0]

We got caves  -_-

we're working on anti-matter :P

[mkkmkk999man 4]

[Lhamster 4,081]

I love how people are now trying to write responses that get nowhere near the epicness of this. :lol:

[mkkmkk999man 4]

ohhhhh ninja posted lahma hamster

[Vikingsrallentando 3,058]

I got to admit, I laughed pretty hard at the third sentence, but since you said it was a joke at the very beginning, the lazy "tl;dr" effect kicked in and I didn't really read the rest, just skimmed it.

 

And yes I'm American.

[lugnut5 1]

Hmmmm??