Dear Members of the Off-Topic Section......

[Aero.v2.0 1,456]

This is a joke so don't kill me lham 

 

 

Ladies and gentlemen,

I regret to inform you that the dark cloud of tyranny has just passed overs us. Many of us Americans have just celebrated the Fourth of July and understand the joy of having freedom. Today that freedom dies in our forum. The 3vil (means super mega evil) dictator Lhamster has become the new dictator of the Off-Topic section. He has passed new laws against all free men and women to restrain the acts of trolling and flood. They are as follows:

 

1. All members must register in their home topic to be accounted for.

2. Anyone who posts anything anti UK will be sentenced to 10 years of hard time (his clan will stalk you) and a 25% fine inputted into his account.

3. Between the hours of 3:30 and 4:30 all members must include at the end of their message "Tea Time is Happy Time".

4.  All members that can not spell correctly will be sent to the spelling for dummies institution (led by the reporter gang)

5. Anyone who refers to football in an American way will be deported to the UK and forced to play of soccer a one on one game with the 3vil hamster himself.

 

He has decreed many other laws such as this. I ask you. Will you stand up for this injustice? I say we as proper members of the off-topic section have the right to reject unfair rules. Let the people protest this act of tyranny. Members....I implore you to think on this and act accordingly. Anyone who joins my in this righteous crusade will be awarded the Metal of Banship and a month's free supply of  french fries. Let's stand up to our enemies!!!! Down with the 3vil hamster!!!

 

 

 

 

Wait.......How is a hamster 3vil? AND HOW IS A HAMSTER A MODERATOR???

Edited July 5, 2013 by Aero.v2.0

[Aero.v2.0 1,456]

On a lighter note congrats to @Lhamster for becoming out new off-topic forum mod View Here

[I.Devastation 2,053]

Woohoo U.K FTW!! Can i go to spelling for dummies institute?

Edited July 5, 2013 by I.Devastation

[robbie56ja 31]

YOLOSWAG

[FaaiqBilal2 16]

I wanna go to grammar nazi school of reporters :3

[Fjelstad1678 186]

I cann speel so verry godd weel. Hee kan't van me!

[I.Devastation 2,053]

I cann speel so verry godd weel. Hee kan't van me!

Lolz

[freekill99 3]

as soon as i saw micah's name i didn't care.

[I.Devastation 2,053]

as soon as i saw micah's name i didn't care.

Funny, Meany xD

[r_BLASTOISE-T120 241]

the 3vil one is watching us...

[Beerme 106]

na the 3vil one knows if he bans me  :D

[SprayGround 2,851]

as soon as i saw micah's name i didn't care.

+1

[Abdur1025 1]

:blink:  :ph34r:  :huh:  :tank: Awkward :unsure:  :wacko:

[RiseOfCucumber 651]

Dear Micah , please go die :)

[r_DidYouKnowThat0 1,662]

Wait what?

[splitterpoint 10,986]

Wait what?

Exactly, be aware...

[Aero.v2.0 1,456]

as soon as i saw micah's name i didn't care.

Then pray tell why are you here?  :huh:

[marc.anthony 101]

He's just called a Hamster,He's really a Rhino.

Any way, Up with @Lhamster!!

Edited July 6, 2013 by marc.anthony

[r_Slash1524_20 23]

Soccer!!! Soccer soccer soocccccceeerrrr!!!!!

Lets see how Lhamster band me.

[stefanosb3 22]

plz dont band me i hav tre kids and 1 wif...