Funniest Joke..!

[HichigoShiiro 4,378]

Ice 

Bank

Mice 

Elf.

 

 

Say it fast.. and really loud.. while you're in school .. or work. 

[LETCHIK_WOLK 370]

Ice 

Bank

Mice 

Elf.

 

 

Say it fast.. and really loud.. while you're in school .. or work. 

I spa.. myself lol.

[Delta_88 17]

"I was sitting on a bean bag chair, naked, eating Cheetos the other day when Robert Tilton came on TV. He's a televangelist out of Dallas. He looked at me and said, "Are you lonely?" Yeah. "Have you spent half your life in bars pursuing sins of the flesh?" This guy's good! "Are you sitting in a bean bag chair naked eating Cheetos?"... Yes, sir! "Do you have the urge to get up and send me a thousand dollars?" Ha, ha close! I thought he was talking about me there for a second!" -Ron White

[toomai51 55]

Wife " I was at the doctors today and he said I had a fantastic body!"

 

Husband " Really ? What did he say about your great big fat ass ! "

 

Wife " Nothing - he did not mention you at all "

[r_firehawk30 8]

bobs first day in the mental facility  

 worker says hi how r u

bob says can I get a room with soft walls incase I go crazy

worker says sure we will give you the brick walls

bob ok thank you

[Delta_88 17]

"Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass...but you just pushed my jackass button." -Bill Engvall

[I.Devastation 2,053]

Say

Alpha

Kenni

Body

Really fast in a public place it's a diss to everyone else :D

[I.Devastation 2,053]

:o dirty boy!

xD, Robbie told me it xaxaxa

[I.Devastation 2,053]

Wanna know whats really funny? Your face! jkjk

[Delta_88 17]

When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, "Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn." - Jeff Foxworthy

[I.Devastation 2,053]

Say

Eyem

Aspk

er

Really fast, 10 times

[I.Devastation 2,053]

I don't get it.

Keep saying it really fast

[Delta_88 17]

If your wife’s hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck. (you already know who this is quoted from)

[GamerDoubleX 5]

Nah,  I Got A Better Joke Than These

[GamerDoubleX 5]

My Joke Is An, Yo Mama Is So............

 

 

 

 

PM, If You Would Like To Know The Joke

Edited August 26, 2013 by GamerDoubleX

[Delta_88 17]

One time I was watching a shootout live on CNN, and it went on so long that eventually the criminal shot himself. And the cops are complaining by saying, "He's got on body armor, he's got on body armor." And I thinking, "I can see his head. Shoot him in the f**kin' head." -Ron White

Edited August 26, 2013 by Delta_88

[canadarules 1,938]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

It just wanted to go commando on some tanks and get some ice cream with it

[GeneralPie 603]

Will you remember me in a week? Yes. Will you remember me in a month? Yes. Will you remember me in a year? Yes. Knock Knock! Who's there? Forgotten me already?

[mkkmkk999 33]

[r_WalkingDead1230 23]

Say

Alpha

Kenni

Body

Really fast in a public place it's a diss to everyone else :D

 

xD, Robbie told me it xaxaxa

I didnt even know that one -.-

[ExtremeKiller26 443]

There is a joker, and some dude who looks like chinsese. They are waiting on a bus stand for there bus, the joker asks that dude "Hey, are you chinese? The dude replies, "No." While waiting for the bus, the joker asks this repeatedly, that dude still says, "No, I'm not chinese." Bus comes, while boarding the bus, the joker still asks him, when going to the place they wanted to, the entire journey the joker keeps on asking the same question. After reaching their destination, the dude gets annoyed and climb a building, the joker also do. When on the top, joker asks the same question, the dude says, "If you ask me one more time, I will jump off!" He asks that question and the dude jumps off, while mid air, the joker asks again, the dude replies, "Come to hospital, I'll tell." While going to their room in hospital, he asks him again, repeatedly, after reaching the room, the joker asks him again. The dude replies in anger, "YES! I'm chinese!" The joker replies, "You don't look like one."

[I.Devastation 2,053]

I didnt even know that one -.-

LOL

[LETCHIK_WOLK 370]

There is a joker, and some dude who looks like chinsese. They are waiting on a bus stand for there bus, the joker asks that dude "Hey, are you chinese? The dude replies, "No." While waiting for the bus, the joker asks this repeatedly, that dude still says, "No, I'm not chinese." Bus comes, while boarding the bus, the joker still asks him, when going to the place they wanted to, the entire journey the joker keeps on asking the same question. After reaching their destination, the dude gets annoyed and climb a building, the joker also do. When on the top, joker asks the same question, the dude says, "If you ask me one more time, I will jump off!" He asks that question and the dude jumps off, while mid air, the joker asks again, the dude replies, "Come to hospital, I'll tell." While going to their room in hospital, he asks him again, repeatedly, after reaching the room, the joker asks him again. The dude replies in anger, "YES! I'm chinese!" The joker replies, "You don't look like one."

Reminds me of me :P I kinda look asian, and a friend always says: You aren't Russian, you don't look like one. Then he keeps stalking me like that, and after a while he says: Wait, you are a Russian, you don't look like a Chinese LOL

Edited August 26, 2013 by LETCHIK_WOLK

[tancul101 7]

ADMITS HE FIND ME FUNNY!!!!
 

 

 

[r_WarTank0070 47]

I admit it. So?