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hm.....probably when I'm on a CTF and up by a lot, then some experienced players leave on my team, the last few ranks in the battle rank requirements join my team, then the other team starts getting druggers with updated equipment on their team. Then....well.....chaos happens, chaos happens.

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When you're enjoying a beautiful day in Tanki, the sun is shining, birds are chirping and everyone is having fun.

 

Then drugging generalissimos with M3 Twins show up out of nowhere and all shoot at you without you getting the opportunity to even aim your weapon.

 

Then you get spawnkilled 2040 times due to mines, Twins, Thunder multikills and Railguns flying everywhere. Then Godzilla shows up out of nowhere and starts chasing your tank with a building it snatched off from the ground, after which you meet Aaron Carter and Batman waiting for you right ahead, ready to rumble. Then Abraham Lincoln pops out of his grave and takes an AK-47 out from under his hat, but he runs out of bullets and he runs away because Optimus Prime arrives to save the day. Godzilla takes a bite out of Optimus Prime, right when Shaq and Jackie Chan to continue the buttkicking. Indiana Jones takes them out with his whip, but then he senses Godzilla sneaking up from behind, and he reaches for his gun which he just can't find 'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed, and Jackie Chan deflects it with his fist...

 

*takes breath*

 

Angels sing out... in immaculate chorus... down from the heavens... descends Chuck Norris...

Who delivers a kick... which could shatter bones... into the crotch... of Indiana Jones... 

Who falls over on the ground, writhing in pain, as Batman changes back into Bruce Wayne. But Chuck sees through his clever disguise and he crushes Batman's head in between his thighs. Then Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white, And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight, And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan all come out of nowhere lightning fast and they kick Chuck Norris in his cowboy .... It's the bloodiest battle that the world's ever seen, with civilians looking on in total awe...

 

 

Now try to tell me your Tanki day was worse than this. 

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Don't really bother with gold these days.. its only worth 1000, what can that even buy -_- i barely save up  :lol: Well, its frustrating when opponents are druggers and a noob with rico and wasp comes to pakour and your team don't drug  :angry:  :angry:

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When you're enjoying a beautiful day in Tanki, the sun is shining, birds are chirping and everyone is having fun.

 

Then drugging generalissimos with M3 Twins show up out of nowhere and all shoot at you without you getting the opportunity to even aim your weapon.

 

Then you get spawnkilled 2040 times due to mines, Twins, Thunder multikills and Railguns flying everywhere. Then Godzilla shows up out of nowhere and starts chasing your tank with a building it snatched off from the ground, after which you meet Aaron Carter and Batman waiting for you right ahead, ready to rumble. Then Abraham Lincoln pops out of his grave and takes an AK-47 out from under his hat, but he runs out of bullets and he runs away because Optimus Prime arrives to save the day. Godzilla takes a bite out of Optimus Prime, right when Shaq and Jackie Chan to continue the buttkicking. Indiana Jones takes them out with his whip, but then he senses Godzilla sneaking up from behind, and he reaches for his gun which he just can't find 'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed, and Jackie Chan deflects it with his fist...

 

*takes breath*

 

Angels sing out... in immaculate chorus... down from the heavens... descends Chuck Norris...

Who delivers a kick... which could shatter bones... into the crotch... of Indiana Jones... 

Who falls over on the ground, writhing in pain, as Batman changes back into Bruce Wayne. But Chuck sees through his clever disguise and he crushes Batman's head in between his thighs. Then Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white, And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight, And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan all come out of nowhere lightning fast and they kick Chuck Norris in his cowboy .... It's the bloodiest battle that the world's ever seen, with civilians looking on in total awe...

 

 

Now try to tell me your Tanki day was worse than this. 

Yo, caught you in the act! 

 

 

 

(caution: Mild Language)

:D 

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