The worst/best joke you ever heard in TO or IRL

[robbie56 2,403]

if the so called CHAMP can get it i bet even a recruit can get it :s the only thing that  can do is drug and buy loads or crys 

Ikr :D

 

I have dueled him and he can beat you easily. Not trying to be a suck up.

 Have you dueled jdude then?

 

Only reason he ''kicks ass'' is because his buddys keep buying crys for him so he can buy kits/mu'severything. 

[Nltobh 498]

I have dueled him and he can beat you easily. Not trying to be a suck up.

-Edited By User-

Edited November 14, 2014 by Nltobh

[The.Skilled.Legend 1,459]

Worst I heard is....." Why'd the chicken cross the road?,To get to the other side! :mellow:  

[Nltobh 498]

Worst I heard is....." Why'd the chicken cross the road?,To get to the other side! :mellow:  

mind twister what came first the chicken or the egg 

[The.Skilled.Legend 1,459]

mind twister what came first the chicken or the egg 

lol  :P

[Ochai_back 61]

your mama so fat that when she walked in front of the tv I missed 7 episodes

Lol, +1

[BlitzPanzer12345 241]

Mom: "i heard you failed your English exam?"

Me: WHO TELLED YOU?!

 

I know 10 facts about you:

Fact 1: You are reading this.

Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.

Fact 3: You just tried it. 

Fact 4: You're smiling. 

Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again. 

Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5. 

Fact 8: You just checked it. 

Fact 9: You're smiling again. 

Fact 10: You like this and you're going to rate or comment. :)

 

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"

*Nobody stands up*

Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"

*Little Johnny stands up* 

Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?" 

Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

 

Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!

911: Alright, What is it?

Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!

911: So what's your emergency?

Boy: The ugly one is winning.

 

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.

 

Broccoli: "I look like a tree." 

Walnut: "I look like a brain. "

Mushroom: "I look like an umbrella." 

Banana: "Dude! Change the topic..."

 

Congratulations!

By reading this you've won a lifetime supply of air. Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.

 

Gangster 1: Westside!

Gangster 2: Eastside!

Hobo: Outside!

 

you: your abcdefghijk

girl: whats that?

you: adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fascinating, gorgeous, and hot

girl: aww thanks, but what's ijk?

guy: im just kidding

:)

good ones

[BlitzPanzer12345 241]

mind twister what came first the chicken or the egg 

chicken

[blackopspaul 753]

 

Edited May 24, 2014 by blackopspaul

[r_CHAMPI0N0 1,129]

Acid paint is nothing now everyone can get it....

Why don't you get it then? I really want to see "you" getting it.

Edited May 25, 2014 by r_CHAMPI0N0

[r_CHAMPI0N0 1,129]

if the so called CHAMP can get it i bet even a recruit can get it :s the only thing that  can do is drug and buy loads or crys 

I don't just know how to drug, I can also play PRO battles + XP. How can a recruit get acid if joining top league clan requires you to be brigadier+ rank? + I challenge you for 1-1, not XP so you say I can only play XP after you said "I can only drug", you choose the combo, I will be there. if you don't agree, then don't talk about me.

 

Ikr :D

 

 Have you dueled jdude then?

 

Only reason he ''kicks ass'' is because his buddys keep buying crys for him so he can buy kits/mu'severything. 

I won m3 players in XP while I had m2 + I've played with Shoma against pro players when I had m2 and won, now, I didn't have OP combo, just skills. even if my friends buy me (I've bought 70% of what has been bought on my account) makes me good? everyone in xp battles have m3 hornet railgun these days and I win, so, it's not about the garage, about the skills, and my buying doesn't give me skills.

 

so what? it's just a game, he probably wasted over 900$ on this game, why don't he save the money to buy a car...? and how old is he again :s  (he has acid :s just to prove he needs a paint survive in one battle i bet he haven't even changed it since the day he "won" the acid paint.)(i bet if he dident have that paint no one would some what admire him :s )  once he losses that paint he will be forgotten once again (one more thing he calls himself pro because the only thing he can beat is nubs and low ranks who don't know how to play )

I haven't wasted $900 o.o How can I get a car when I don't have age to get license..? + I already have money to get a car, you don't know me.

I'm 16 in a month.

How I didn't change Acid while I play XP most of the times? I use taiga or needle in XP. 

I don't need people admiring me, I don't need fans, all I need is just few people on my side.. (they know who they are), and those players have admired me before I even make this account or know I'm going to get acid, true friends.

I'm going to lose this paint pretty soon, but idc, as I said, I don't want fans, just my old friends.

I play against generalissimos who are in top league russian clans and win and lose sometimes, do you call those noobs and low ranks? please don't assume stuff, I've played with you few times, I think you hate me because I've won you few times in games...

and again, I'm ready to duel you with your own combo.

Edited May 25, 2014 by r_CHAMPI0N0

[percyjackson9470 166]

Police: Where do u live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With Me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.
Police: Tell Me!
Me: Next to my house.

 

and

 

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"

*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up* 
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?" 
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

Edited May 25, 2014 by percyjackson9470

[I__hy6 82]

Everyone here really needs to stop this hate on CHAMPI0N. It's actually starting to be pathetic. If you hate him or don't like his choices there is a block button in this forum for a reason, the only reason you arn't blocking him is because you WANT to see you his posts and the things he does because you're jealous of people buying him crystals and people giving him funds, etc. Stop this hating and use the block feature. There is plenty of other people to hate on in this forum for an actual reason. I've known champion(farouk) since 2 years now and he has been a good friend to me and people around him, if you actually got to know him you wouldn't hate on him. So stop judging people on how they react to others. Really it's so pathetic. Rant over ok?