Contest [Issue 25] Parody

[pradap 0]

Funky Hai Saala Tanki Hai Hum

Kehne Ko To Monkey Hain Hum

Peene Pe Aa Jaayein

To Tanki, Tanki, Tanki Hai Hum

 

Ta Ta Tanki Hai, Tanki Hain, Tanki Hai Hum

Monkey Hain, Monkey Hai, Monkey Hain Hum

Aadhe Nahi Poore Paagal Hain Hum

Paagal Hain Aur Pagalpanthi Hain Hum

Pa Pa….

Yammi Toast Lo

 

Taquila Ho Ya Whisky Ho

O Jaani Waheen Hai

Jo Pee Loon Main Daba Ke To

Kharaabi Honi Hai

O Pandit Ne Jo Bola Tha

To Shaadi Honi Hai

Kudi Ki Guarantee

Barbaadi Honi Hai

 

Upar Waale, Tu Hi Jaane

Hum To Hain Haath Jod Wale

London, Japan C’mon Up Your Hand

This Party Like A I’m Shaktimaan

 

Dil Ka Qatal Humne Chhupaya

Mood Hua To Funky Tattoo Karaya

Tattoo Karaya, Tattoo Karake

Sabko Pakad Ke Woh Tattoo Dikhaya

 

Seene Se Lag Mere Dost

Kar Doon Woh Photo Pose

Bajaane Pe Jo Bajti Nahi

Woh Tanki, Tanki, Tanki Hai Hum

 

Ta Ta Tanki Hain, Tanki Hai, Tanki Hai Hum

Monkey Hain, Monkey Hai, Monkey Hain Hum

Aadhe Nahi Poore Paagal Hain Hum

Daaru Ki Tanki Mein So Lein Hum.

[Tyty1104 2]

reseerved for parody of let it go

[lmaWarrior 0]

I FOUND original Lyrics that fits the theme of tanki (before gold box drops moment) :P

Song name Nilow - Neopolitan Dreams

You go and I'll be okay

I can dream the rest away
It's just a little touch of fate, it'll be okay
It sure takes its precious time, but it's got rights and so have I

I turn my head up to the sky
I focus one thought at a time
I do not let the little thieves under my tightly buttoned sleeve
It couldn't be a longer time, I feel like I am walking blind
I have no arrival time
There are no legible signs [x2]

[Azlea 2]

Here's my entry: a parody on D:Ream - Things Can Only Get Better, I've called "You Are Gonna Get Shafted" - A Warning to Flag Stealers

 

Sorry Shaft haterz!  :P

 

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtvT-H4Du9A

 

You can drive real fast

Try to hide from view

Wear protective paints

And try weaving too

 

But buddy…

You ain’t never gonna steal our flag

You ain’t never getting it home

Cos I’ll shaft you!

 

Just hold your breath cos…

 

You… are gonna get shafted

You’re gonna get shafted

If you take our flag

And of course, if I don’t get lag

 

So be prepared now…

 

You… are gonna get shafted

You are gonna get, you are gonna get,

Take my word, on it, I know, you know, that

You… are gonna get… shafted

 

You… drug up as you make your run

You go kill our freeze

And then dodge the shots from everyone

Your target’s in sight

And you head straight for our flag

You thread through our mines

Then hell breaks loose as you make your grab

 

Then you say…

“Got your flag, eat my dust

Quit your chase, just step on my mine…”

 

But…

 

You… are gonna get shafted

You’re gonna get shafted

You’re in my sights (my sights, my sights)

 

Your… double armour won’t save you

I’ll just power up. And my shaft will still make it through

Just wait for it now, though you don’t know what I have in store

One shot, one kill. I’m really sorry but this is Tanki war!

 

Then I say…

“Got one shot, make it count

Do not miss, I’m really sorry…”

 

But…

 

You… are gonna get shafted

You’re gonna get shafted

You’re in my sights (my sights, my sights)

 

You… are gonna get shafted

You’re gonna get shafted

 

Oh shoot! I missed...

 

 

 

 

[awsom975-2.0 1]

ok......

[ALEKSEJ0077 150]

Cool to bad everyone wrote the ideas i had in mind.

 

Can there be 2 versions of one song in here 

[Super_Niki_HK7 0]

Fireworks

If I win then split my prize with : minecraft1968 because he helped me a lot.

 

 

 

 

 

Do you ever feel like a small tank

Getting killed and 

Wanting to start again

 

Do you ever feel like there’s just no chance

like your gonna a tip 

then your gonna die

 

Do you ever feel already gonna 

low on health

but no one wants to give you life

 

Do you ever feel that there’s still a chance for you to shoot those annoying players

 

You just gotta ignite and shoot

and make a booom

just own the fight

like the best of the best

 

Cause bullet your an explosive

Make ‘em go “BOOM BOOM BOOM”

As you shoot across the sky-y-y

 

Cause bullet your an explosive

Come on let those tanks explode

Make ‘em go “BOOM BOOM BOOM”

You’re gonna leave up-side-down

 

You don’t have to upgrade your tanks 

You’re original, cannot be replaced

If you only knew what the future holds

Just save up all your crystals and let them all explode

 

Maybe your the reason that your team starts to win

So you can be the one to take the battle fund

like a lightning bolt, your tank will explode

and when you gotta explode, you will know

 

You just gotta ignite and shoot

and make a booom

just own the fight

like the best of the best

 

Cause bullet your an explosive

Make ‘em go “BOOM BOOM BOOM”

As you shoot across the sky-y-y

 

Cause bullet your an explosive

Come on let those tanks explode

Make ‘em go “BOOM BOOM BOOM”

You’re gonna leave up-side-down

 

 

Boom Boom Boom 

Even brighter than the brightest tank

It's always been inside of you, you, you
And now it's time to let it through

 

Cause bullet your an explosive

Make ‘em go “BOOM BOOM BOOM”

As you shoot across the sky-y-y

 

Cause bullet your an explosive

Come on let those tanks explode

Make ‘em go “BOOM BOOM BOOM”

You’re gonna leave up-side-down

 

Boom Boom Boom 

Even brighter than the brightest tank

Boom Boom Boom 

Even brighter than the brightest tank

Edited August 11, 2014 by Super_Niki_HK7

[Oktayey 0]

(Sung to the Recess Puffs rap)

 

Isida and Smoky,

make your voice croaky.

When they combine,

they make your head spin low, see?

 

Viking and a Thunder,

make my tank plunder.

When you snipe them,

you better hope you're on Kungur!

 

Hope you don't say,

I'll lead 'em my way and

run into my mines,

and make them yell "Hey!".

 

This is turning to a rap,

get your Isida. ZAP!!

When you see 'em with a white flag,

don't turn back!

 

See 'em with a Mammoth,

better run back 'th.

Lay down some mines and

blow him to Plymouth!

 

When the battle fund reaches

700 peaches,

you better believe it,

the gold box drops!!

 

Headin' to the center,

you better call your mentor.

See a bunch of other tanks,

creepin' straight to the bank!

 

It's all down to this,

a race to the death.

Just leave it to Sith,

to be the best.

 

Username: Oktayey

[poolman45 2]

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Edited August 11, 2014 by poolman45

[loser1223 32]

parody for "walk" by the foo fighters

 

"Starting again"

 

A million miles away

the red flag in the distance

and the game is gaining fund

i haven't played for years

and another battle is over

my skills still haven't returned...

 

I'm learning to fight again

I believe I've played for long enough

when does my skill return?

I'm learning to snipe again

can't you see my rail is boss enough

when does my strength regain?

 

Do you remember the days

we fought and I trumped each battle

and made all the tanks burn

My tank played with grace

I used to be so much stronger

I was a conqueror

 

But I'm learning to fight again

I believe I've played for long enough

when does my skill return?

I'm learning to snipe again

can't you see my rail is boss enough

when does my strength regain?

 

NOW

after a very long time

wont you say I'm fine?

a d/l of 3

again

I am alive, a moment at a time

I thirst for blood, I'm eager for a fight

I sacrifice for my team if its required

I play to win, no it ain't no crime

I'm on my knees,when i see the sign

and soon enough 

the gold is in the sky

the gold is in the sky

the gold is in the sky

I rush, forward

the gold is in the sky

I destroy another hornet

I run over a mine

but whatever, whatever

the gold's already mine

all the other player's heave

I let out a relieved sigh

whatever, whatever

the gold's already mine

 

I've learned to play again

Don't you see I am now strong enough

I've started winning again

I've caught a gold again

Don't you see I am now skilled enough

I'm ready to play again

 

 

Hope you guys like it.

 

 

Edited August 12, 2014 by loser1223

[snipe3000 678]

~reserved~

Hope its good

Edited August 11, 2014 by snipe3000

[poolman45 2]

My parody:U cant touch this by, MC Hammer (p.s search up on youtube if you dont know the tune)(tanki)
                                           My-my-my-my,Tank! Makes you go boom!
                                              Which makes me say, play with rainbow loom!
                                           Thank you,For letting me! Get the gold box!,I'll set you free!
                                            That's bad when you know your killed,
                                            A super-pro-hacker,trolling like a bee
                                             I'm known! as pool,and this is war,
                                            And you cant kill me!
 
 
 
 
 
                                            I told you noob!
                                            Cant kill me!
                                            That's how we kill and you know,Can't kill me.
                                            Yo let me make you go boom!
                                            Fresh new gun and hull,you kill,em like that
                                              and you know you want to dance,
                                            So move! Out of my way!, Let me go zoom'n and cap this flag! 
                                            While we're rolling,hold on, kill a little more,and let'em know we're going in!
                                            Like that, cold on a mission so fall on back, let'em know that you-are boss,
                                            And this tank you cant kill!
                                            Yo i told you cant kill me!
                                            Why you standing there man?
                                            Can't kill me.
                                            Yo sound the alarm
                                            our flag is gone,sucker
                                            Give me a gun-or hull
                                            Making 'em die, that's what i'm giving 'em
                                               Cant kill me!


      song link:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5X5zh00rdg

      sorry couldn't get the vid on here!
  

 

Edited August 12, 2014 by poolman45

[smashman777 104]

Eminem Rap God    (Just 1st verse Beat) Title: Average Day in Tanki

 

Im beginning to feel like i hate tanki ,tanki

everyone be drugging with the same twins and mammy ,mammy

Now who thinks tanki will be gone after this song,after this song?        

 

They say i rail so hard so call me Pacific Railway  

While you be mad I'm laughing all day, all day  

 

I be wrecking druggies all day call you Mayor Ford , Mayor Ford

Im So Pro might as well call me your Lord,Your Lord

 

 

All the Noobish Tryhards be getting owned getting owned

Whining So hard for mommy's Credit Card ,Credit Card 

 

Thinking one day they'll be as good as me, Good as me

But in Reality they are just crappy, wanna be.

Edited August 11, 2014 by smashman777

[mak232 1]

Parody Of Akcent- That's My Name.

 

And Gold is the one that lights the fire

I am the one who wants you higher

I love your voice when you get highlighted!!

That`s my tank, near the ramp, close to gold.

 

All the time I thought about you

I saw your colour and they were so gold

I could read there just one figure

My 1000 crystals, my 1000 crystals, my 1000 crystals!

 

Because of you I`m drugging higher

You give me pain, you set a fire

You give me chills when you call my name

That`s my luck, that`s my luck, that`s my luck!

 

And you are the one that excites the other players

I am the one who wants to take you

I love your voice when you get highlighted

That`s my tank, near the ramp, close to gold!

 

All the time I dreamt about you

I saw your colour and they were so golden

I could read there just one figure

My 1000 crystals, my 1000 crystals, my 1000 crystals!

 

Because of you I`m drugging higher

You give me love when I get you

You keep me warm when you call my tank

That`s my tank, near the ramp, close to gold.

 

 

 

 

 

The End!!!

Regards mak232

[snipe3000 678]

 

"Mighty To Save" tanki version

 

Shine your light and let the whole world see

Shine your light and let the whole world see

 

Everyone needs compassion, love that's never failing

Let mercy fall on me

Everyone needs forgiveness, the kindness of a tanker

The hope of nations

 

Tanker, He can move the mountains

My Tank is mighty to save

It is mighty to save

Forever, author of destruction

It rose and conquered the grave

Tankers conquered the grave

 

Shine your light and let the whole world see

Shine your light and let the whole world see

 

So take me as you find me - all my Kills and Deaths

Fill my life again

You give your life to follow everything you believe in

Now you surrender

 

We're singing shine your light and let the whole world see

We're singing for the glory of the risen tank

 

Tanker, He can move the mountains

My Tank is mighty to save

It is mighty to save

Forever, author of destruction

It rose and conquered the grave

Tanker conquered the grave

 

We're singing shine your light and let the whole world see

We're singing for the glory of the risen tank

 

My tanker, it can move the mountains

It is mighty to save

It is mighty to save

Forever, author of destruction

It rose and conquered the grave

Oh It conquered the grave

 

Shine your light and let the whole world see

We're singing for the glory of the risen tank

 

 

 

 

Real words are:

 

 

 

 

"Mighty To Save" real version

 

Shine your light and let the whole world see

Shine your light and let the whole world see

 

Everyone needs compassion, love that's never failing

Let mercy fall on me

Everyone needs forgiveness, the kindness of a saviour

The hope of nations

 

Saviour, He can move the mountains

My God is mighty to save

He is mighty to save

Forever, author of salvation

He rose and conquered the grave

Jesus conquered the grave

Shine your light and let the whole world see

Shine your light and let the whole world see

 

So take me as you find me - all my fears and failures

Fill my life again

I give my life to follow everything I believe in

Now I surrender

 

We're singing shine your light and let the whole world see

We're singing for the glory of the risen King

 

Saviour, He can move the mountains

My God is mighty to save

He is mighty to save

Forever, author of salvation

He rose and conquered the grave

Jesus conquered the grave

 

We're singing shine your light and let the whole world see

We're singing for the glory of the risen king

 

My Saviour, You can move the mountains

You are mighty to save

You are mighty to save

Forever, author of salvation

You rose and conquered the grave

Oh You conquered the grave

 

Shine your light and let the whole world see

We're singing for the glory of the risen King

 

Edited August 11, 2014 by snipe3000

[RebelliousDiamond 0]

Hey I even sung this !!!! 

Check out. THIS LINK : 

:lol: THE SONG AND I AM SINGING IT  :o 

B. Crowley. Warrior.

Text:

You fascinated me

You Shot my tank carelessly

By strenght of your battle weapons

 

I ventured carefully

Afraid that you might notice me

And pretty soon  I got  my vengeance

 

I blew your tank upside down

And you asked me – wtf – how?

 

You tought me how to freeze

I showed you how to fire

And we could always be

The ones who get the diamonds

You tought me to fight

defend

To stand on my feet

Each battle was my  test

I proved to be   strong

As enemies attacked

They had been choosing wrong

And I finally see

The one you ve always seen in me

That behind this  tank exterrior

Stands a warrior

Edited August 13, 2014 by RebelliousDiamond

[jack2b111 130]

I'm a gamer
The things I do
look for new worlds
destroy enemies too
blow them up in one shot of my rail gun
capture enemies flag

Drove a tank
took gold box
battle my friends

 
I have explored the map
and worlds
and life
I've ended wars
and brought victory
and happiness

I've lived more lives than one can live
i have taken millions of gold boxes.

Thank u for making this amazing game i really enjoy playing it if there was a contest of the best game in the world tanki online will be in 1^st place.

[jack2b111 130]

I'm a gamer
The things I do
look for new worlds
destroy enemies too
blow them up in one shot of my rail gun
capture enemies flag

Drove a tank
took gold box
battle my friends

 
I have explored the map
and worlds
and life
I've ended wars
and brought victory
and happiness

I've lived more lives than one can live
i have taken millions of gold boxes.

Thank u for making this amazing game i really enjoy playing it if there was a contest of the best game in the world tanki online will be in 1^st place.

[Superior_Boss_Beast 1]

 

:fire_r: "Wake Me Up!" - By: Avicii  :fire_l: 

---

Feeling my way through an XP

Guided by low HP

I can't tell when the battle will end

But I know where to start

 

They tell me I'm too newbie for their team

They say I'm to low for their clan

Well battles will pass me by if I don't start playing now

Well that's fine by me

 

So wake me up when the battle's over

When I'm higher and have M3

All this time I thought I was the best

And I didn't know I lost

 

I tried carrying the weight of M3 Mammouth

But I didn't even have a clan

Hope I get the chance to travel the maps

But I don't have any plans

 

Wish that I could stay forever this low

Not afraid to pause the battle

Life's a game named Tanki Online

And tanks are its pride

 

So wake me up when the battle is over

When I'm higher and have M3

All this time I thought I was the best

And I didn't know I lost

 

Didn't know I lost

I didn't know I lost

I didn't know I lost

I didn't know (didn't know, didn't know. . .)

---

Real version

Feeling my way through the darkness

Guided by a beating heart

I can't tell where the journey will end

But I know where to start

 

They tell me I'm too young to understand

They say I'm caught up in a dream

Well life will pass me by if I don't open up my eyes

Well that's fine by me

 

So wake me up when it's all over

When I'm wiser and I'm older

All this time I was finding myself

And I didn't know I was lost

 

I tried carrying the weight of the world

But I only have two hands

Hope I get the chance to travel the world

But I don't have any plans

 

Wish that I could stay forever this young

Not afraid to close my eyes

Life's a game made for everyone

And love is the prize

 

So wake me up when it's all over

When I'm wiser and I'm older

All this time I was finding myself

And I didn't know I was lost

 

Didn't know I was lost

I didn't know I was lost

I didn't know I was lost

I didn't know (didn't know, didn't know)

Worked hard on this. Vote up please. . .

 

I love the song it's my B-Day

[Superior_Boss_Beast 1]

Iggy Azalea fancy parody 

[smashman777 104]

Eminem Rap God    (Just 1st verse Beat) Title: Average Day in Tanki

 

Im beginning to feel like i hate tanki ,tanki

everyone be drugging with the same twins and mammy ,mammy

Now who thinks tanki will be gone after this song,after this song?        

 

They say i rail so hard so call me Pacific Railway  

While you be mad I'm laughing all day, all day  

 

I be wrecking druggies all day call you Mayor Ford , Mayor Ford

Im So Pro might as well call me your Lord,Your Lord

 

 

All the Noobish Tryhards be getting owned getting owned

Whining So hard for mommy's Credit Card ,Credit Card 

 

Thinking one day they'll be as good as me, Good as me

But in Reality they are just crappy, wanna be.

 

 

 

Im not the best at this game i decent but if you are you know how this feels

Edited August 11, 2014 by smashman777

[TEST_S-Y-K-E-2-4 0]

PARODY TO JINGLE BELLS

 

Dashing from my rail 

I want the winning kill

But you will run away 

Like baby dear 

 

HO HO HO :angry:

 

If you run away 

I will track you down

So don't leave tracks 

Cause im just back from where you were just now 

 

HEY

 

WINNING KILLS WINNING KILLS 

 

It gets so exciting 

Knowing that your getting crystals and the other team is not 

 

HEY

 

WINNING KILLS WINNING KILLS 

 

I cant wait for mine 

I'll be first to break your spine

 

AND WE WILL GET CRYSTALS

 

HEY  :ph34r:

 

 

 

Wonderful thanks to Tanki   :) ,

TEST_S-Y-K-E-2-4

Edited August 11, 2014 by TEST_S-Y-K-E-2-4

[CJoutwest 7]

Started Playing In The Summer

 

Calvin Harris - Summer

 

I started playing in the summer

And I ranked up fast

I bought some crystals

And and m3 shaft

And we can play together buddy

If you accept my request

You are a noob right now

But soon you'll be the best

I started playing in the summer

 

 

Got a gold box the next summer

During a special 

When I got it 

I got 5000 crystals 

And with all those shiny crystals

I bought some drugs 

I got called a drugger

But still got the battle fund

Got a gold box the next summer

 

got friends hooked that same summer

Edited August 12, 2014 by CJoutwest

[MOO_I_AM_A_COW 110]

"Mammoth" (Titanium)                                                              Music VIdeo:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRfuAukYTKg

                                                                                              Lyrics:  http://www.metrolyrics.com/titanium-lyrics-david-guetta.html

You shoot your gun
But I can't hear a single bang
I'm shootin' lots, not hittin' much
I'm being shot
But all the bullets do little

You Shoot me down, but I don't stop

Feelin' bulletproof,
Fire away, fire away
Ricochet, but I got Clay
Fire away, fire away

You shoot me down but I won't blow
I'm in the mammoth
You shoot me down but I won't blow
I'm in the mammoth
 

Shoot me more
But it's you who will blow before
Haunted Maps and tanks a bunch
smoky, twins, fire to end it , end it all
I'm shootin' lots, not hittin' much

Feelin'  bulletproof,
Fire away, fire away
Ricochet, but I got Clay
Fire away, fire away

You shoot me down but I won't blow
I'm in the mammoth
You shoot me down but I won't blow
I'm in the mammoth

I'm in the mammoth

I'm in the mammoth

birght-beamed, railgun
Fires at the strongest one
With M3 plating and tracks

You shoot me down but I won't blow
I'm in the mammoth
You shoot me down but I won't blow
I'm in the mammoth
You shoot me down but I won't blow
I'm in the mammoth
You shoot me down but I won't blow
I'm in the mammoth

I'm in the mammoth

Edited August 19, 2014 by MOO_I_AM_A_COW

[Kotooshu 30]

Just to say, this is not made on a real case, and i don't hate the mod's, i just wrote the feelings of people with blocked accounts (ofcourse they deserve the block) But it's just a parody ya know, don't take it serious.

Lost accounts, a parody of Conor Maynard's R U Crazy

There ain't no need to cry anymore

When the mod blocked our accounts

I'll pick up my gaming bagage

If you think I'll try again, don't even say

I'aint a gamer anymore, couse I'm blocked

I shouldn't sabotaged

Let's go now, we won't try again

 

Are you crazy

Are you crazy

Are you crazy

Are you crazy

Must be stupid if you think that we can start again

We'll just quit Tanki now

 

Are you crazy

Are you crazy
Are you crazy
Are you crazy
Must be stupid if you think that we can start again
We were Marshals, Now we're Recruits
We can't start again
Must be crazy if you think that we can start again

All the crystals and the goldies
We can't start again
All the M3's and the MU's
We can't start again
All the winings and the losses
We can't start again
Just give up now

Cause you hurt me mod, you hurt me mod
Why did you block us

Are you crazy
Are you crazy
Are you crazy
Are you crazy
Must be stupid if you think that we can start again
We were Marshals, Now we're Recruits
We can't start again
Must be crazy if you think that we can start again

I'm going with my friends, crying about my account
Let's go crying for our accounts
Now we know that we want them back
Nothing sounds more better than "Return the account"
Don't call me player, mod I hate you now
Just return the accounts
Or something bad will happen

Cause you hurt me mod, you hurt me mod
Why did you block us

Are you crazy
Are you crazy
Are you crazy
Are you crazy
Must be stupid if you think that we can start again
We were Marshals, Now we're Recruits
We can't start again
We can't spend our lifes again

Are you crazy
Are you crazy
Are you crazy
Are you crazy
Must be stupid if you think that we can start again
We were Marshals, Now we're Recruits
We can't start again
Must be crazy if you think that we can start again

Couse you don't understand
What is it to spend your life in a game
And then your account get's destroyed
It took me 2 years to rank all the way up

Cause you hurt me mod, you hurt me mod
Why did you block us

Are you crazy
Are you crazy
Are you crazy
Are you crazy
Must be stupid if you think that we can start again
We were Marshals, Now were Recruits
We can't start again
Must be crazy if you think that we can start again

Are you crazy
Are you crazy
Are you crazy
Are you crazy
Must be stupid if you think that we can start again
We were Marshals, Now were Recruits
We can't start again
Must be crazy if you think that we can start again

Don't ever sabotage
Don't ever ever sabotage