Contest [Issue 25] Parody

PokemonMasterTGI · August 12, 2014

Keys N Krates - All The Time (Keys N Tanks - All The blow

I Want You To Breath All This Freeze Shoot's.

(4x)
And I Gotta Fire up High All The Time
And I Gotta Fire up High The Time
And I Gotta Fire up High The Time
To Freeze You Off My Mind.

Richochet-Oh

(2x)
Firing In My Play Pretend
Where The Hornet Ain't Got No End.
Woah-Shoot Me
Can't Go Home With Wasp Again
Need Someone To Freeze The Pain.
Woah

You're A Hornet And I Gotta Fire All The Time.

(5x)
And I Gotta Fire up All The Time

And I Gotta Fire up All The Time
And I Gotta Fire up All The Time
To Freeze You Off My Mind.

JjRuLz · August 12, 2014

Down in the dumps

(Original song: In the end- Linkin Park)

It starts with one tank

I don't know why

It doesn't even matter how hard I try

Try to capture a flag

I end up in a pit

And try to get out

All I know

I didn't look out beneath

Watch the wasp come out o’ the heath

Trying to hang on, I didn't even know

I wasted my time just to

Watch him go

I kept everything inside

And even though I knew

He captured our flag

What it meant to me will eventually

Be a memory of a time when

I've tried so hard

And got so far

But in the end

It doesn't even matter

I had to fall

To lose it all

But in the end

It doesn't even matter!

:huh:

JjRuLz

Warrant Officer 3

That_Random_Tank · August 12, 2014

That_Random_Tank: Killer Mammoth

parody on: Harry101UK: Making Science

that's also parody on: Tim Burton and Danny Elfman: Making Christmas

Enjoy

That big Mammoth, that big Mammoth!

Is so strong!

He is drugging...

...and won't let others be alive!

He's drugging again!

That big Mammoth, that big Mammoth!

THAT BIG MAMMOTH?

I'll get my Thunder to M3...

...and kill all these little Wasps!

Oh my god! He just killed me!

It's time for rampage!

That big Mammoth, that big Mammoth!

I've got Thunder with full MU...

...ready to kill all these tanks!

He's drugging again!

Pause mode: OFF

Now here we come...

...with all our drugs we've...

...killed Mammoth now!

I can't believe, that they just killed me...

...I was in first place...

...of this big battle!

Heheh... heh... ummm... ahh...

Won't they be impressed I'm not a cheater!

See how I will kill Vikings...

...with my new Thunder M3!

My compliments, from me to you!

I can't believe didn't blow!

Now would you just stay there please!?

I'd like to introdice you to...

...what? Nononono! DO COME BACK!

Fine, no. Don't meet him then...

...it's 'Mr. Thunder' - the killer.

He'd like to blow you up!

Ha... just... ok, run... there...

Pause mode: ON

There is no chance...

...just call Godmode...

...to finally kill him now!

GodmodeON! GodmodeON!

YAY! WOOHOO!

He's finally here...

...and we can't wait!

To see him how he kill again!

'cos when that Mammoth starts to die...

...we'll all sing out...

...HE LEFT GAME!

Edited August 13, 2014 by That_Random_Tank

r_atif0010 · August 12, 2014

Hey Tankers, here's a fun idea I thought of for a contest, let's see how it goes.

We all listen to songs that we like, but what if we changed the words to a Tanki theme? I'm sure we can come up with some hilarious parodies!

1. Pick a song you know well (if everyone else knows it, it will work in your favor).

2. Change the words to something to do with Tanki.

3. You must have a minimum of two verses and a chorus (with possible exceptions depending on the song).

4. You may only submit one entry.

5. You may change your entry as many times as you want, until the topic gets closed some time at the end of the month.

6. First three places will get 20 000, 15 000, and 10 000 crystals, respectively.

Example:

Druggers Everywhere (Living on a Prayer - Bon Jovi)

Sitting at my laptop all day,

Collecting double funds,

For hours I play;

It's tough, so though.

Kungur is getting on my nerves.

I let out a shot,

As my Hornet swerves,

It's time, yeah it's time.

I say "We gotta go on, and drive zig-zag.

It doesn't make a difference if there's glitches or lag.

We got our teammates, and we've got swag,

Let's go, and capture the flag!"

Ohh, we're half way there;

Ohh, Druggers everywhere.

Take the flag, and we'll cap it, I swear;

Ohh, Druggers everywhere.

here is my song in hindi Funky hai saala tanki hai hum

Kehne ko to monkey hain hum

Funky hai saala tanki hai hum

Kehne ko to monkey hain hum

Peene pe aa jaayein

To tanki, tanki, tanki hai hum

Peene pe aa jaayein

To tanki, tanki, tanki hain hum

Ta ta tanki hai, tanki hain, tanki hai hum

Monkey hain, monkey hai, monkey hain hum

Aadhe nahi poore paagal hain hum

Paagal hain aur pagalpan bhi hain hum

Ta ta tanki hai, tanki hain, tanki hai hum

Senti hain, senti hain, senti hain hum

Aadhe nahi poore paagal hain hum

Daaru ki tanki mein so gaye hum

Funky hain zara junki hain hum

Kehne ko to monkey hain hum

Peene pe aa jaayein

Tanki hai hum Lyrics on

http://www.lyricsoff.com

To tan..ki, tan..ki, tan..ki, tan..ki

Pa pa....

Yammi toast lo

Taquila ho ya whisky ho

O jaani honi hai

Jo pee loon main daba ke to

Kharaabi honi hai

O Pandit ne jo bola tha

To shaadi honi hai

Kudi di guarantee

Barbaadi honi hai

Upar waale, tu hi jaane

Hum to hain haath jod wah ji wale

London, Japan c'mon up your hand

This party like a I'm Shaktimaan

Dil ka qatal humne chhupaya

Mood hua to funky tattoo karaaya

Dil ka qatal humne chhupaya

Mood hua to funky tattoo karaya

Tattoo karaaya, tattoo karaa ke

Sabko pakad ke woh tattoo dikhaaya

Seene se lag mere dost

Kar doon woh photo post

Mujhe rok nahi karna

Mar jaaoonga main warna

Bajaane pe jo bajti nahi

Woh ghanti, ghanti, ghanti hain hum

Sabke liye jo khul jaaye

Woh kundi, kundi, kundi hain hum

Ta ta tanki hain, tanki hai, tanki hai hum

Monkey hain, monkey hain, monkey hain hum

Aadhe nahi poore paagal hain hum

Paagal hain aur pagalpan bhi hain hum

Ta ta tanki hain, tanki hai, tanki hai hum

Senti hain, senti hain, senti hain hum

Aadhe nahi poore paagal hain hum

Daaru ki tanki mein so gaye hum.

Read more: http://www.lyricsoff.com/songs/tanki-hai-hum-youngistaan.html#ixzz3ADGAKVIV

Razkiller7 · August 12, 2014

Play,Play Tanki Online

Kill the Players

To get stronger

Tanki Online sent to me yeah yeah

Copy of link of account

Linked my account to get stronger

Cant wait any longer

Shubhi Shubha

yeah yeah

Shubhi Shubha

yeah yeah

Play, Tanki Online

lamborginiveneno · August 12, 2014

This is how we do - Katy Perry

this is how we do, this is how do

ohhh ohhh

joinin in arenas, all tanks lazy,all chatting with their friends

this is how we do

tankers cooking pancakes in their tanks and looking the wasps go speeding

ohhhh ohhh

riding my maserati speeded tank to capture a flag today

this is how we do

doing this doing that no big deal in tanki

ohhh ohhh

its no big deal, yeah its no big deal this is no big deal

this is how we do, yeah

watchin all the tanks blowing up like a boss

this is how we do do do do

this is how we do

yeah seeing metal burn in the flames of the bursted tank

oh oh

(beat gets low)

wait where are u guys going, i want to kill them all, wait, no, mummy!!!!!!!

bring the beat back

(beat gets a bit high)

this is how we do yeah burning tanks butts,

oh oh.

Edited August 12, 2014 by lamborginiveneno

Gold_box_drop_never · August 12, 2014

Here comes the gold!!!
Here comes the gold-yay yay yay yay
Here comes the gold,and I say
its mine!!!

Oh my hornet,its been really great,

Oh my railgun,I feel like years past when i catch gold

Here comes the gold,here comes the gold
And I say,i took gold!!!

Oh my hornet,crystals are going to my pocket,

Oh my railgun,I feel like years past when i catch gold

Here comes the gold,here comes the gold

And I say,I love TO!!!

Gold,Gold,Gold,here it comes
Gold,Gold,Gold,gold is mine
Gold,Gold,Gold,crystals are here

Gold,Gold,Gold,I took gold

Oh my hornet,I feel that you will be soon M1
Oh my railgun,I feel like years past when i catch gold

Here comes the gold,here comes the gold

And I say,I took gold
Here comes the gold,here comes the gold
And I say,its all right.
(Original music:Here comes the Sun-The Beatles)
My nickname:Gold_box_drop_never

johncool1 · August 12, 2014

:fire_r: All of Me (TankiOnline) :fire_l:

What would I do without TankiOnline

That appeals to me and impresses me

You spin my head, without laughing, I can not manage to be glad

What's happening in this beautiful game

I follow you in your race mysterious and magic (2)

And I'm so dizzy, I do not know what happens to me but I'll be fine

I head to the screen

But I can breathe

You're magic I'm crazy

For my whole being

Love your battle

Love your colors and your whole figure

All your great reduction

Give me all your puissace

I will give you all of me

You are my beginning and my end

Even when I lose, I win

For I give you all of me

And you give me all of you, oh

How many times should I tell you

Even touched you stay beautiful

The world demoralizes you, I'm here, regardless of my mood

You causes my own loss, you are my muse

My worst madness, my m1 hornet

I can not stop singing, it sounds in my head for this game

I head to the screen

But I can breathe

You're magic I'm crazy

For my whole being

Love your battle

Love your colors and your whole figure

All your great reduction

Give me all your puissace

I will give you all of me

You are my beginning and my end

Even when I lose, I win

For I give you all of me

And you give me all of you, oh

Computer table, we put our hearts exposed

Risking all for all, although it is not easy

For my whole being

Love your battle

Love your colors and your whole figure

All your great reduction

Give me all your puissace

I will give you all of me

You are my beginning and my end

Even when I lose, I win

For I give you all of me

And you give me all of you, oh

I give you all of me

And you give me all of you, ohh

:tank: Vote for me go hop solidarity

skitee · August 12, 2014

Parody of "Mr Brightside" by The Killers.

I'm coming out of garage

And I've been doing just fine

Gotta join a Kungur

Because I want the fund

It started out with that kill

How did it end up like this?

It was only a kill

Now he's shooting at me

And he's joining my team

Then he's stealing my kills

And he's stealing my fund

Now he takes all the fund

And my stomach is sick

And it's all in my head

But he's taking my fun now

He takes all my fund now

Let me go

And I just can't look he's killing me

And taking control

Jealousy, turning me into a leech

Swimming in my hating thoughts

Choking all my enemies

But it's just the price I pay

Killing people has a risk

Now I've thrown my life away

Cause I'm Mr. skitee

I'm coming out of garage

And I've been doing just fine

Gotta get onto skype

Because I want it all

It started out with that kill

How did it end up like this?

It was only a kill

Now I'm losing my turf

And he's joining my clan

And he's chatting them up

Now they're turning to him

Now they make him leader

And my stomach is sick

And it's all in my head

But he's ruling the clan now

He makes all the rules now

Let me go

Cause I just can't look it's killing me

And taking control

Jealousy, turning me in to a leech

Swimming in my hating thoughts

Choking all my enemies

But it's just the price I pay

Killing people had that risk

Now I've thrown my life away

Cause I'm Mr. skitee

I never

I never!

Awesome-Owen · August 12, 2014

I got the eye of the sniper, a fighter

dancing in my crystals

cause I am a champion, and your gonna here me shoooooooooo o o o otiot

power, more power than a rail gun

cause I am a champion, and your gonna hear me shoooooooooo o o o otiot

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Edited August 12, 2014 by Awesome-Owen

Awesome-Owen · August 12, 2014

I hope I win :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Edited August 12, 2014 by Awesome-Owen

amnrox · August 12, 2014

song: michale Jackson's heal the world.....

theres a place in a map

where we can easily hide,

where gold boxes are more than today..

and if you, really try

u will find no gold box

there are ways to get it,

if you go to a better place

give a little space to get a gold box...

heal the tanks, to make it a better team,

for you and for me and the entire team

there are tanks getting blasted,

if the isida dont care,

need more isida! need more isida...

Edited August 13, 2014 by amnrox

Knightfury001 · August 12, 2014

:fire_r: FIFA world cup 2010 anthem :fire_l:

:tank:(Wavin' Flag) :tank:

Give me fire bird, give me thunder

Give me double fund take me higher,

See the Champions,take the war now

Tanki defines us, make us feel strong,

In the war now, turrets are lifting

As we lose the wonder Gold box

Celebrations around us,

Every Clan, all around us

Shooting forever young,

Shooting guns underneath the sun,

Let's rejoice in the beautiful war,

And together at the end of the day,

We all say

When I reach higher ranks,I will be stronger

then I'll get respect

just like a Generalissimo

a Generalissimo

And we're all singing it

Knightfury001 :)

Edited August 15, 2014 by Knightfury001

badman040183 · August 12, 2014

It's going down, I'm yelling tanki

You better move, you better die

Let's make a night, you won't remember

I'll be the one, that will get the golden box

Wooooah (tanki), wooooah (tanki), wooooah (it's going down)

The bigger they are, the harder they die

This biggity tanker are diggity out

I have badman paint of zeus in

My garage, tanki

Face down, viking on, tank

That's the way we like play , tanki

I'm slicker than an oil spill

She say she won't kill me ,but I bet she will me, tanki

Swing your tanki round and round

End of the night, it's going down

One more shot, another round

End of the night, it's going down

Swing your tanki round and round

End of the night, it's going down

One more shot, another round

End of the night, it's going down

It's going down, I'm yelling tanki

You better move, you better die

Let's make a night, you won't remember

I'll be the one that will get the goden box

It's going down (it's going down), I'm yelling tanki

You better move (you better move), you better due (you better die)

Let's make a night you won't remember

I'll be the one that will get the goden box

Wooooah (tanki), wooooah (tanki), wooooah (it's going down)

Look up in the sky, it's a viking it's a ditator

No, it's just me, ain't a damn thing changed

Live in tank, swimming in mammoth

Blessing to say, crystals ain't a thing

Club jumping like tankers now, Volí

Order me another round,

We about to down Why? 'Cause i am the best

Swing your tanki round and round

End of the night, it's going down

One more shot, another round

End of the night, it's going down

Swing your tanki round and round

End of the night, it's going down

One more shot, another round

End of the night, it's going down

It's going down, I'm yelling tanki

You better move, you better die

Let's make a night, you won't remember

I'll be the one that will get the golden box

It's going down (it's going down), I'm yelling tanki

You better move, you better die (you better dance)

Let's make a night (let's make a night) you won't remember

I'll be the one that will get the goden box

Wooooah wooooah (hey), wooooah (it's going down)

Wooooah wooooah (tanki), wooooah (it's going down)

Wooooah (tanki), wooooah, wooooah (it's going down)

Wooooah (tanki), wooooah (you won't forget), wooooah (tanki)

Can you plz put the crystals on this account nickname badmancool cuz i am not allow to posted on that accont cuz i am banned

Link to timber http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo

Edited August 12, 2014 by badman040183

freestylefrost · August 12, 2014

-------------[Caller Tune] by indian singer

Make me a caller tune in tanki online baby

All night play tanki.

every time I see you in the laptop baby

All night to play in the tanki online baby

your tactics to play in tanki online

it's woderful

I want to play tanki online in tonight it's magical

those players who play T.O. will destroy by me only

for you baby

All night play tanki.

When battle fund increase it's time to take it

well ttank you baby .

ShadowSword · August 12, 2014

Tanki Is So Awesome!

Parody of Everything is Awesome - From the Lego Movie

Tanki is so awesome

Tanki is so cool when you’ve captured the flag

Tanki is so awesome

Except when it starts to lag

Tanki is much better when you’ve been so clever

Either side you and I gonna win forever, we’ve M3’s forever

We’re the same, I blast you, you blast me, we’re all blasting frequently

Tanki is so awesome

Tanki is so cool when you’ve captured the flag

Tanki is so awesome

Except when it starts to lag

(Wooo)

3, 2, 1. Go

Have you watched the Vlog, Semyon’s talking

Telling us that Tanki is awesome

What a job, it’s a great opportunity

To spend the time building the community

Tanki’s more awesome than an awesome sausage!

Dip my Hornet in onion gravy

For one minute I’m going crazy

Firing Smokey baked beans, busting tanki machines

Stepped on a mine, got flipped real cool

It’s awesome to fly but you look like a fool (you look like a fool)

Tanki is much better when you’ve been so clever

Either side you and I gonna win forever, we’ve M3’s forever

We’re the same, I blast you, you blast me, we’re all blasting frequently

Tanki is so awesome

Tanki is so cool when you’ve captured the flag

Tanki is so awesome

Except when it starts to lag

Railguns, Mammoth Shaft

The weapons of the sniper’s craft

A Gold Box grabbed, a freezy frizz

You know what’s awesome? TANKI IS!

Wasps that buzz, Thunder fuzz, a team of healing Isidas

Brand new Paints, an M3 gun

Tanki Online is such fun

Hams, fans, clans

They’re awesome

Slugs, hugs and drugs

They’re awesome

Spins, team wins and Twins

They’re awesome

Every tank you see, you shoot, you kill

Is awesome!

Tanki is so awesome

Tanki is so cool when you’ve captured the flag

Tanki is so awesome

Except when it starts to lag

Promissory · August 12, 2014

It's your gold, (Golden, goldbox) - parody of "We are one (Ole Ola), Official 2014 World Cup song"

When the gold's up in the sky (up in the sky)
And the druggers side to side (side to side)
Show the others how you go (show'em how you go)
Show the druggers it's your gold (One gold, one chance)

Golden, golden, golden, goldbox [x4]

When the gold gets close (gold gets close)
The gold gets token (the gold gets token)
One love, one gold, one chance, one fight,
Whole tanks, one time, one place, it's random,
Everybody put your drugs in your tank, and run for the gold!

It's your gold, my gold, our gold to take
And we invite our friends, our friends to play
It's your gold, my gold, our gold to take
And we invite our friends, our friends to play

Es mi goldbox, tu goldbox el goldbox, de nosotros
Invitamos, a todo el mudno, a jugar, por el goldbox!

When the gold's up in the sky (up in the sky)
And the druggers side to side (side to side)
Show the others how you go (show'em how you go)
Show the druggers it's your gold (One gold, one chance)

Golden, golden, golden, goldbox [x4]

Goldie, dale!

One time watch the tanks unite
Two teams, of a fight and a lot of cry
Turrets are gonna work so hard
Shoot, fall, the sky
Goldbox raise up towards the sky
And now watch the tanks unite, tanks unite, tanks unite
Ready to fight, fight, fight, one gold
Watch the tanks unite
Two teams, of a fight and a lot of cry

Hey, hey, hey
Goldbox, goldbox come on fall to me,
Hey, hey, hey
Golden, golden come on and be with me
Hey, hey, hey
Fall on now
Hey, hey, hey
Fall on now
Hey, hey, hey

When the gold's up in the sky (up in the sky)
And the druggers side to side (side to side)
Show the others how you go (show'em how you go)
Show the druggers it's your gold (One gold, one chance)

Golden, golden, golden, goldbox [x4]

Gold Hunter, obrigado

É meu, não seu, hoje é todo meu
Quando eu chamo o mundo inteiro pra jogar
É pra mostrar que eu posso
Correr, chorar, sorrir, gritar
Não importar o resultado vamos extravasar

When the gold's up in the sky (up in the sky)
And the druggers side to side (side to side)
Show the others how you go (show'em how you go)
Show the druggers it's your gold (One gold, one chance)

Golden, golden, golden, goldbox [x4]

Edited August 24, 2014 by Promissory

Codeofloyalty · August 12, 2014

Railguns

{Demons, by Imagine Dragons}

When the maps are cold
And the battle is old
And the guns I see
Don't scare me at all.

When I'm on the top
And nothing can stop
And I feel so good
I know I won't get caught.

I wanna hide from you
I wanna pretend it's not true
But when the rail lights show
I know there's nowhere to go.

No matter what I do
Still I must fear you
This is my end.
This is my end.

When I see your heat
And look into your eye
I know it's time to die
I know it's time to die
Even if I'm not close
There's still that blue light's shine
I know it's time to die
I know it's time to die.

And the seconds pass
As they go so fast
When the light fades out
I know my time is up.

But I try to dodge
Though I know I've lost
And the rail will blow
Right through my hull.

Don't wanna let the team down
But I can't hold out
Though it was all for you
I can't stop it now.

No matter what I do
Still I must fear you
This is my end.
This is my end.

When I see your heat
And look into your eye
I know it's time to die
I know it's time to die
Even if I'm not close
There's still that blue light's shine
I know it's time to die
I know it's time to die.

They say it's what you do
I say it's up to you
You made the choice
To destroy my sights.

Your eye, it shines so bright
I want to stop that light
Before it takes my soul
And lowers my DL.

When I see your heat
And look into your eye
I know it's time to die
I know it's time to die
Even if I'm not close
There's still that blue light's shine
I know it's time to die
I know it's time to die.

Edited August 14, 2014 by Codeofloyalty

Phoenix-Warbird · August 13, 2014

Parody of Katy Perry's 'Roar'

"Score"

I used to bite my tongue and hold spacebar
Because I knew that Twins could get me far
But then I got less wins, maybe they nerfed my Twins
I used to miss and always lose the flag
My teams got mad when I blamed my giant lag
When gold began to fall, the druggers stole it all

They took me down so I gave up
My tanks got covered in dust
Then I heard my voice from deep inside
'Get up and play with pride'
But I knew that I was a big fail
Couldn’t afford things at a sale
So I looked up ‘skill’ and grabbed my Rail

[Chorus]
I got the eye of a sniper, a fighter who’s literally on fire
'Cause I am a champion, and you won’t believe my score
I’m louder, louder than a Thunder
'Cause I just got unbanned, and you won’t believe my score
Oh oh oh oh oh oh (x3)
You won’t believe my score

Now I’m flying like a Wasp jumping off a ramp
I’m always first place even though I camp
I went from zero, to Generalissimo

They took me down so I gave up
My tanks got covered in dust
Then I heard my voice from deep inside
'Get up and play with pride'
But I knew that I was a big fail
Couldn’t afford things at a sale
So I looked up ‘skill’ and grabbed my Rail

[Chorus]
I got the eye of a sniper, a fighter who’s literally on fire
'Cause I am a champion, and you won’t believe my score
I’m louder, louder than a Thunder
'Cause I just got unbanned, and you won’t believe my score
Oh oh oh oh oh oh (x3)
You won’t believe my score

Just found something...

http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=211340&p=3829910

Was that edited to be like my parody?? :huh:

Edited August 14, 2014 by Phoenix-Warbird

Spectator31 · August 13, 2014

"TITANium"

You shout for help

But I can't hear a word you say

I'm shooting back,not saying much

I'm feeling noob cause all your bullets we could see

You shot me down but I re-spawned

I use my shield, nothing to lose

Fire away, Fire away

Shaft, you take your aim

Fire away, Fire away

You pick me out but I wont fall

I'm made of TITANium

You scope me out but I wont die

I'm made of TITANium

Shoot me down

But its you who'll fall I'm made of TITANium

Ghost tanks, Re-spawn

I use my shield, nothing to lose

Fire away, Fire away

Shaft, you take your aim

Fire away, Fire away

You pick me out but I wont fall

Stone-hard, Twins blazing

Firing at the ones who run

Stone-hard Those bulletproof Twins

You shoot me down, but I won't fall

I'm made of TITANium

You shoot me down, but I won't fall

I'm made of TITANium

You shoot me down, but I won't fall

I'm made of TITANium

You shoot me down, but I won't fall

I'm made of TITANium

trashius · August 13, 2014

what a funny contest this will be????

LOLX :lol: :D :P

trashius · August 13, 2014

It's the one, (Golden, goldbox) - parody of "We are one (Ole Ola), Official 2014 World Cup song"

When the gold's up in the sky (up in the sky)

And the druggers side to side (side to side)

Show the others how you go (show'em how you go)

Show the druggers it's your gold (One gold, one chance)

Golden, golden, golden, goldbox [x4]

When the gold gets close (gold gets close)

The gold get going (the gold get going)

One love, one gold, one chance, one fight,

Whole tanks, one time, one place, it's random,

Everybody put your drugs in your tank, and run for the gold!

It's your gold, my gold, our gold to take

And we invite our friends, our friends to play

It's your gold, my gold, our gold to take

And we invite our friends, our friends to play

Es mi goldbox, tu goldbox el goldbox, de nosotros

Invitamos, a todo el mudno, a jugar con nosotros!

When the gold's up in the sky (up in the sky)

And the druggers side to side (side to side)

Show the others how you go (show'em how you go)

Show the druggers it's your gold (One gold, one chance)

Golden, golden, golden, goldbox [x4]

Goldie, dale!

One time watch the tanks unite

Two teams, of a fight and a lot of cry

Turrets are gonna work so hard

Shoot, fall, the sky

Goldbox raise up towards the sky

And now watch the tanks unite, tanks unite, tanks unite

Ready to fight, fight, fight, one gold

Watch the tanks unite

Two teams, of a fight and a lot of cry

Hey, hey, hey

Goldbox, goldbox come on fall to me,

Hey, hey, hey

Golden, golden come on and be with me

Hey, hey, hey

Fall on now

Hey, hey, hey

Fall on now

Hey, hey, hey

When the gold's up in the sky (up in the sky)

And the druggers side to side (side to side)

Show the others how you go (show'em how you go)

Show the druggers it's your gold (One gold, one chance)

Golden, golden, golden, goldbox [x4]

Gold Hunter, obrigado

É meu, não seu, hoje é todo meu

Quando eu chamo o mundo inteiro pra jogar

É pra mostrar que eu posso

Correr, chorar, sorrir, gritar

Não importar o resultado vamos extravasar

When the gold's up in the sky (up in the sky)

And the druggers side to side (side to side)

Show the others how you go (show'em how you go)

Show the druggers it's your gold (One gold, one chance)

Golden, golden, golden, goldbox [x4]

hhahha the funniest yet!!!

tenerz · August 13, 2014

"We are all Warriors"- (Queen - We are the Champions)

I've collected crystals

time after time

I've to upgrade my tank

and fight the enemies.

I've practiced alot

I've destroyed many

I've had my share of shafts killing me from a distance

But I've come through.

(And I need just go on and on, and on, and on)

We are all warriors, my friends,

And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end.

We are all warriors.

We are the warriors.

No time for laggers

Cause we are the warriors of tanki.

I've equipped my railgun

And joined a battle

Had a hard time with freeze stopping me and firebird burning me down.

But I thank you all

For it's been a fun time,

with victory and defeat.

I consider it a challenge before the whole tanki community

And I ain't gonna lose.

(And I need just go on and on, and on, and on)

We are all warriors, my friends,

And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end.

We are all warriors.

We are the warriors.

No time for laggers

Cause we are the warriors of tanki.

We are all warriors, my friends,

And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end.

We are all warriors.

We are the warriors.

No time for laggers

Cause we are the warriors of tanki.

posybilitator · August 13, 2014

"Semyon K" vel "Paul Revere"

Now here's a little story I've got to tell
About three bad tankers you know so well
It started way back in history
With Ricochet, Thunder, and me - Big Freeze.
Been had a little horsy named Semyon K
Just me and my horsy and a big payday
Riding across the land, kicking up sand
Mods and admins posse on my tail cause I'm in demand
One lonely cool tank I be
All by myself without nobody
The Fire`s beating down on my armor plat
The air is gettin' hot the beer is getting flat
Lookin' for a girl I ran into a guy
His game is Thunder boy., I said, "Howdy" he said, "Hi"

He told a little story that sounded well rehearsed
Four flags till end of run and that he's dying of thirst
The drug was in my hand and he was on my tip
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry he asked me for a sip
He said, "Can I get some?"
I said, "You can't get none!"
Had a chance to run
He pulled out his big gun
He was quick on the draw I thought I'd be dead
He put the gun to my hull and this is what he said,

"Now my name is Thunder boy. I've got a license to kill
I think you know what time it is it's time to get ill
Now what do we have here an outlaw and his drug
I run this land, you understand I should deliver flag."
We stepped into the wind he had a gun, I had a grin
You think this story's over but it's ready to begin

"Now I got the gun you have supplies
We`ve got one chance to get out damage maximized
It's not a tough decision as you can see
I can blow you away or you can ride with me" I said, I'll ride with you if you can get me to the base
The mod's after me for what I did to his face
I did it like this, I did it like that
I did it with a whiffleball bat
So I'm on the run without a chance to win
And right about now it's time to kick a tin
The Rick-o-**** that is my style
And I know the fly spot where we can go wild."
We rode for six minutes then we found the place
The map was overcome and i saw that face
This mod was staring at me and we knew we had to draw
So we took the empty spot next to him at the bar
Thunder Boy said, "Yo, you know this guy?"
I said, "I know.", I`m waiting till he try
The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny
My name's ain`t mod, it`s Big Freeze honey`."
Pulled out the jammy aimed it at the sky
He yelled, "Gold Box!" and let two fly
Turrets went up and drugs hit the floor
He wasted two guys that ran for the door
"I'm Big Freeze. and I get respect
Your cryst and Gold Box is what I expect"
Thunder Boy was with it and he's my god
So I grabbed the nearest player and I`ve done him with one shot
The piano player's out the music stopped
His boy had beef and he got dropped
Big Freeze. grabbed the crystals, Thunder Boy snatched the gold
I grabbed two girlies and a beer that's cold.

Edited August 13, 2014 by posybilitator

Guestguestguest · August 13, 2014

Original song: "Coming undone", by Korn. Youtube: http://youtu.be/CSJXle3LP_Q
Parody: "Coming undrugg'd", enhanced lyrics by me B)

COMING UNDRUGG'D

Wasps coming on
I could outsmart them in this dawn
But they're full of supplies and they're here to chase me
Rails all around
Also Thunders seem to abound
Healing on their Titans
This won't impress me

I'm fine
I'm smilin' deep in my heart
I'm great
See my indifference

[Chorus]
Wait
I'm coming undrugg'd
You pay!
I kill you for free
You're slave
of what gives you mum
You ne-ver spin
your double gun
Wait
For laughing I suffocate
I'm thinking how much you pay
I'm coming undrugg'd
I'll soon re-spawn then
You are done

Drugs make your flame
Truly spread a lot of pain
Yet you don't understand that it's just a ga-ame
When we were young
we always split the stronger ones
everybody had fun
and the match more challenging

You're blind
You are losing most fun
And spend
more than you earn

[Chorus]
Wait
I'm coming undrugg'd
You pay!
I kill you for free
You're slave
of what gives you mum
And if I win
I've double fun
Wait
For laughing I suffocate
I'm thinking how much you pay
I'm coming undrugg'd
I'll soon re-spawn then
You are done

I'm trying to hold the Mammoth busy
With a hornet it ain't easy
For a Shaft I'm almost cheesy
Yeah almost cheesy

[Chorus]
Wait
I'm coming undrugg'd
You pay!
I kill you for free
You're slave
of what gives you mum
Had rather spin
your double gun
Wait
For laughing I suffocate
I'm thinking how much you payed
I'm coming undrugg'd
I'll soon re-spawn then
You are done

:tank:

P.S.

I've put into the parody the name of my sweeeeet and lovely girlfriend, Dawn, because i love her so much... so much... that I even don't know how much. :blush:

And, on a side note, I'm not an english native -_-

Challenge	Start Date	End Date
1	15.08	29.08
2	29.08	05.09
3	05.09	12.09
4	12.09	19.09
5	19.09	26.09
6	26.09	3.10
7	3.10	10.10
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