Contest [Issue 25] Parody

SulforicAcid · August 17, 2014

I really tried to bring all the hulls and turrets in the lyric

NICKNAME : SulforicAcid

Parody of the song of

David Guetta ft. Sia

"Titanium"---->"turret-hullium"

ricochet you shoot it out

but i can't see a bullet you shoot

i'm dodging fast not staying much

i'm that drugged fatty mammuth

but all your bullets ricochet

shoot me down, but i drug up

i'm bulletproof mammuth, nothing to lose

go away, go away

ricochet, you take your aim

fire away, fire away

twins you shoot me down but i wont fall

i am drugged wasp

isida you shoot me down but i wont fall

i am drugged hornet

i have golden protection paint

i am drugged m3+ hornet

wasp, railgun

firing at the ones who take flag

wasp as bulletproof glass

firebird you shoot me down but i wont fall

i am that titan

shaft you shoot me down but i wont fall

i am that drugged dictator

thunder you shoot me down but i wont fall

i've equiped with golden paint

railgun you shoot me down but i wont fall

i have the micro-upgraded prodigi paint

i am that hunter

freeze you shoot me down but i wont fall

i am that inferno viking

youtube link of the song : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRfuAukYTKg

the original lyrics of the song is in the spoiler

"Titanium"
(David Guetta feat. Sia)

[sia:]
You shout it out
But I can't hear a word you say
I'm talking loud not saying much
I'm criticized
But all your bullets ricochet
Shoot me down, but I get up

I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose
Fire away, fire away
Ricochet, you take your aim
Fire away, fire away

[Chorus:]
You shoot me down but I won't fall
I am titanium
You shoot me down but I won't fall
I am titanium

[sia:]
Cut me down
But it's you who'll have further to fall
Ghost town and haunted love
Raise your voice, sticks and stones may break my bones
I'm talking loud not saying much

I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose
Fire away, fire away
Ricochet, you take your aim
Fire away, fire away

[Chorus:]
You shoot me down but I won't fall
I am titanium
You shoot me down but I won't fall
I am titanium
I am titanium
I am titanium

[sia:]
Stone-hard, machine gun
Firing at the ones who run
Stone-hard as bulletproof glass

[Chorus:]
You shoot me down but I won't fall
I am titanium
You shoot me down but I won't fall
I am titanium
You shoot me down but I won't fall
I am titanium
You shoot me down but I won't fall
I am titanium
I am titanium

Edited August 17, 2014 by SulforicAcid

sotos2003_tanki · August 17, 2014

parody of eminem 3.am

oooh oh oh oooh oooooh oh oh oh oh ooh

its 3.a.m. in the morning i am in the PC

some other players are in, in the PC

i don't remember they got killed from me

but i guess they were the

best kills, the best kills ooooooo

sitting lonely in the livingroom

I play tanki online

all the players got killed from me

i don't know why, maby I am the best of them, the best of them ooooooooo

its 3.a.m. in the morning i am in the PC some other players are in, in the PC i don't remember they got killed from me but i guess they were the best kills, the best kills ooooooo

Edited August 17, 2014 by sotos2003_tanki

HaloScorpion · August 17, 2014

Please PM Me

Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen Parody

You've put me under your spell

Talking to you would be swell

I think you're hotter than hell

I dream of you all day

Your eyes are like an abyss

It's you that I always miss

I want to give you a kiss

With you I'd run away

Your hair is flowing

Your red glasses glowing

Desperation growing

I just want to meet you Semyon

I haven't met you, this may be crazy

But here's my nickname, so please PM me

You're a magnet to all the ladies

But here's my nickname, so please PM me

I haven't met you, this may be crazy

But here's my nickname, so please PM me

I love you so much, you're my baby

But here's my nickname, so please PM me

arun246 · August 18, 2014

"If I Ruled The World"

(feat. IYAZ)

Ya know it's your boy arun246 and Tanki Online! Woot Woot

If I ruled Tanki Online, I'd throw all the crystals

In the air like the drop boxes

If I ruled Tanki Online, every battle got no druggers and a gold box.

And I'd destroy all the tanks, in DM mode

If I ruled Tanki Online

I'd dream out loud

So everybody get down,down

everybody stay in your seats

Kick off your shoes, like you're down at the beach

go go, drive

On the beat singing "Aye oh! ", "Aye oh! ", "Aye oh! "

stay,stay in your seats

Be who you are tanki is all you need

All of us noobs, mults and wannabes singing "Aye oh! "

If I ruled Tanki , I would give it, give it all to you, give it, give it all to you [x2]

If you were my friend

You'd never have to worry crystals and druggers

'Cause I'd rule Tanki Online, and you'd be right next to me

Running the show

We'd throw every rule out and

Bring down the noobs and mults

If you were my friend

We'd dream out loud

So everybody get in,in

stay in your seats

Kick off your shoes, like you're down at the beach

go go, drive

On the beat singing "Aye oh! ", "Aye oh! ", "Aye oh! "

stay stay. in your seats

Be who you are tanki is all you need

All of us noobs, mults and wannabes singing "Aye oh! "

If I ruled the Tanki, I would give it, give it all to you, give it, give it all to you [x2]

I'd be beating every player in battles; I'm the king of the hill.

arun246 and Tanki Online keepin' it real.

Magic tanks, players we we go wherever,

I ain't tryin' a run game, I ain't tryin' to be clever

Guys, I'm'ma be the king, and you'll be the peasants.

Going a hundred miles an hour,

Guys we runnin' the streets.

And if the Mods ever try to ban us,

We tell them "Hey, Mr. Moderator, we own ya! "

If I ruled the Tanki

Here we go, here we go...

So everybody stay in,in

in your seats

Kick off your shoes, like you're down at the beach

go,go drive

On the beat singing "Aye oh! ", "Aye oh! ", "Aye oh! "

stay in in your seats

Be who you are tanki is all you need

All of us noobs, mults and wannabes singing "Aye oh! "

If I ruled the world, I would give it, give it all to you, give it, give it all to you [x5]

I would give it, give it all to you, give it, give it all to you, if I ruled the world.

Edited August 19, 2014 by arun246

mithril7 · August 18, 2014

mithril7- timber- chorus

its coming down i'm yelling gold box u better drug u better drive lets make a night u won't remember ill be the tank u won't forget

im not doing the rest of this cause... well u know why

powervseller · August 18, 2014

Rhythm of Love

Plain White T's

My tank is stuck between walls
He tells me to give him the flag
Says, "Boy, give it now"
I told him, "I want to be the one
to capture the flag"
and get XP

And win CTF

We may only have ten seconds
Until I self-destruct
Today
Make sure that i
Win CTF

My heart skips a beat
When I see
The Enemy
He got an M3
And he's laughing at me
He starts to shoot me
But I don't die

Baa daa dee da da dum baa dada dee da da dum but i dont die

rocketstar31 · August 19, 2014

Mines a Parody of Gangnam Style (sorry for spelling) the dododo is electronic

Wop! WopWop! Wopon Tanki style! Ehhhhhhh! Sexy Rico! Chet! Chet!Chet! Wopon Tanki style! Eh, Eh, Eh, Eh, Eh, Eh Wopen Tanki style!

Sana he! I got a Rico shooting in my face but Sana he! U don't know how it feels... Sa Nin Ja O! This is my map! U better know.. Eh! U better know.. Eh! So get of my place or ill shoot u with a M2 Rich-o chet...... An M2 rich- o chet.......

Wopon Tanki Style! dododododo Tanki style! Ehhhhhhh! Sexy Rico Chet! Chet!Chet! Wopon tanki style!

(rap)

I'm playing on esplanade, my health is down then someone comes in front of me , acting like a clown. He taunted, he bullied , he made fun of others.In the community we're like brothers.If someone gets hurt we stick up for them.I shot him of course, to make him know my name.Then he layed down a mine.. and left me to take the blame.I never spoke to him, why should I? But now hes my best friend because we forgived....

Wopon Tanki style! Ehhh! Sexy Rico! Chet! Chet!Chet! Wopon Tanki style! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Wopon Tanki style!

Edited August 20, 2014 by rocketstar31

posybilitator · August 19, 2014

There`s no much off classic rap/rock music i see :)

amir.h · August 19, 2014

Hush- Fired up (NFS Mostwanted)

AH! Yo!

[Chorus]

My clan is all fired up

Y'all better just wise up

Everybody gettin' sized up

Before we all rise up

Start runnin' your times up

Cuz' when my clan ride up

The sky gon' light up

Everybody get FIRED UP!!!

[Verse 1]

I walk this dosseldurf the most rugged

Most can only see this mine but don't touch it

Cuz' you might get 'em burned

When I come through it's my turn

Never get in my way or you're getting' rolled over

Like Rover cuz' my fist's a bulldozer

I throw these dogs in the street to melodys

Like a heartbeat playing against piano keys

It's a breeze 365 degrees

Turn around and you might catch these so justt freeze

A riddle with no clues I'm a walking nightmare

Anywhere anytime boy I don't fight fair

A day with my tank is a day with no fear

So walk barefooted and save your whole year

And I wear a kit cuz' I grit my teeth

So just self destruct before you get your tank beat?

[Chorus]

My clan is all fired up

Y'all better just wise up

Everybody gettin' sized up

Before we all rise up

Start runnin' your times up

Cuz' when my clan ride up

The sky gon' light up

Everybody get FIRED UP!!!

[Chorus 2]

In the map to defeat

In the street wit' a beef in the heat

EVERYBODY GET FIRED UP!!!

If it's black or it's white

If it's wrong or it's right day or night

EVERYBODY GET FIRED UP!!!

Don't matter if you win or you lose

Only one thing to do

EVERYBODY GET FIRED UP!!!

Put it down every round every map

If you see me and you wit' me

EVERYBODY GET FIRED UP!!!

[Verse 2]

I'm an W.A.R

That's a wasp army ranger homie you don't know me

I was put here to slap you noob and do my thing

And clap everything in the track like rank up ring

And that's just the half really

You don't wanna see the other side I suggest you act quickly

And ran swiftly and get outta my way before the clips empty

(C'MON!!!) and just look me?

[Chorus]

My clan is all fired up

Y'all better just wise up

Everybody gettin' sized up

Before we all rise up

Start runnin' your times up

Cuz' when my clan ride up

The sky gon' light up

Everybody get FIRED UP!!!

[Chorus 2]

In the map to defeat

In the street wit' a beef in the heat

EVERYBODY GET FIRED UP!!!

If it's black or it's white

If it's wrong or it's right day or night

EVERYBODY GET FIRED UP!!!

Don't matter if you win or you lose

Only one thing to do

EVERYBODY GET FIRED UP!!!

Put it down every map every round

If you see me and you wït' me

EVERYBODY GET FIRED UP!!!

Ah!

What!? What!?

P.S : Didn't change the song a lot, It is like it is made for tanki ... :D

Edited August 19, 2014 by amir.h

Minecamft · August 19, 2014

;) Johnney Test theme (Tanki online)

Tanki online

Got a thunder and a turbo charged hooorrrneeeet

Shooting tanks All day loooong

The players best friend is a crystallls

The hull you choose determines it all

Get'en new hulls and power ups

Friending all the players and cap'en the flag

getting lots of crystals

look at the awsomneeeess

Tanki online

look at the awsomness

Tanki online

This is best you will ever plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

:tank:

Worldfrog · August 22, 2014

My Parody

I used to rule the game

Tanks would die when I shot my gun

Now in the morning I play alone

Play the game I used to own

I used to snipe them all

Snipe them right on the turret

Listen as my team would cheer

“Oh the enemy’s dead! Let’s take their flag!”

One minute I ricocheted

Next they killed me

And I discovered that our flag stands

Upon unguarded lands, unguarded lands

I hear Ricochet plasma bouncing

Railguns hitting the buildings

Come heal me with your Isida

Or they might return the flag

For some reason I can’t explain

Once you run there was never

Never another cap

And that was when I ruled the game

It was the Wasp and the Twins

Capped until they won again

Drugging until they got the caps

They couldn’t believe we lost again

Mammoths and Shafts wait

For my tank on a silver plate

Just a tank in a lonely map

Oh, who would wanna be so sniper prone?

I hear Ricochet plasma bouncing

Railguns hitting the buildings

Come heal me with your Isida

Or they might return the flag

For some reason I can’t explain

I know I won’t get those gems

Never another cap

And that was when I ruled the game

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

I hear Ricochet plasma bouncing

Railguns hitting the buildings

Come heal me with your Isida

Or they might return the flag

For some reason I can’t explain

I know I won’t get those gems

Never another cap

And that was when I ruled the game

Original song

I used to rule the world

Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own

I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing,
"Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!"

One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand

I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field

For some reason I can't explain
Once you go there was never
Never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the world

It was the wicked and wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
People couldn't believe what I'd become

Revolutionaries wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a puppet on a lonely string
Oh, who would ever wanna be king?

I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field

For some reason I can't explain
I know Saint Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field

For some reason I can't explain
I know Saint Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word

But that was when I ruled the world

Edited August 22, 2014 by Worldfrog

owenmcasdf · August 22, 2014

Druggers Paradise by Freezio ofc a parody of GANGSTA'S PARADISE - COOLIO

You want to tell me what this game is all about?

As I roll through Valley which is the shadow of death

I take a look at my supplies and realize there's notin left

Cause I've been druggin' and spending so long that

Even my ma'ma thinks that my life is gone

But I ain't never crossed a tanker that didn't deserve it

Me, be treated like a noob, you know that's unheard of

You better watch how you talkin, and where you rollin

Or you and your clan might be lined in chalk

I really hate to trip, but I gotta lob -

As they croak I see myself in the firebird smoke, fool

I'm the kinda G the little noobies wanna be like

In my tank in rio

shaftin players by the trio

Highland just won't suffice living in the Druggers Paradise

Railgunnin' left and right living in the Druggers Paradise

Self destruct once or twice living in the Druggers Paradise

Keep spendin' crystals all our lives living in the Druggers Paradise

They got the situation, they got me facin'

I can't play a normal map, I was raised by the sandbox

So I gotta be down with the clan team

Too much serpuhov playin' got me chasin' gold box dreams

I'm an educated fool with crystals on my mind

Got my smokey on my hull and storm painted on my side

I'm a drugged out gangsta, mine-laying banger

And my tankers are down, so don't arouse my anger, fool

Deathtrack ain't nuthin but a heart beat away

I'm fightin tanks do-or-die-a, what can I say?

I'm warrant officer 3 now, but will I live to see warrant officer 4?

The way things are goin' I don't know

Tell me why are we, so blind to see

That the tanks we kill, are you and me

Highland just won't suffice living in the Druggers Paradise

Railgunnin' left and right living in the Druggers Paradise

Self destruct once or twice living in the Druggers Paradise

Keep spendin' crystals all our lives living in the Druggers Paradise

Power and the crystals, crystals and the power

flag after flag, kill after kill

Everybody's runnin, but half of them ain't lookin

What's goin on in the map, but I dont know who's shaftin'

They say I got ta learn, but nobody's here to teach me,

If they cant understand it, how can they reach me?

I guess they can't; I guess they won't

I guess they drug; that's why I know my tank is outta luck, fool!

Highland just won't suffice living in the Druggers Paradise

Railgunnin' left and right living in the Druggers Paradise

Self destruct once or twice living in the Druggers Paradise

Keep spendin' crystals all our lives living in the Druggers Paradise

Tell me why are we, so blind to see

That the tanks we kill, are you and me

Tell me why are we, so blind to see

That the tanks we kill, are you and me

Raredust · August 22, 2014

Parody of...

Les Misérables - Empty Chairs at Empty Tables - By Herbert Kretzmer

There's a grief that can't be spoken.

There's a pain goes on and on.

Ruined hulls with ruined turrets

Now my friends are dead and gone.

Here they sniped with Shaft and Mammoth.

Here they struck with Firebird's flame.

Here they hoped for just one Gold Box

And that Gold Box never came.

With their Railgun and their Hornet

They had hope to win the war

They showed great determination

And I can see it now!

The very tanks that they had sniped

Became their last revenge

On this lonely ravaged map at dawn.

Oh my friends, my friends forgive me

That I live and you are gone.

There's a grief that can't be spoken.

There's a pain goes on and on.

Phantom Thunders at the windows.

Phantom crystals on the floor.

Ruined hulls with ruined turrets

Where my friends will meet no more.

Oh my friends, my friends, don't ask me

What your sacrifice was for

Ruined hulls with ruined turrets

Where my friends will fight no more.

Edited August 23, 2014 by Raredust

ApexPredator · August 22, 2014

Deleted.

Edited August 24, 2014 by ApexPredator

August 22, 2014

P.S If I win can you give the crystals to my main . I'm banned for a day so that's why I done this on alt.

unlikley

CRIME_GUY · August 23, 2014

reserved

LaserLauncher · August 23, 2014

If it's Gone - parody of When I'm Gone

Enjoy!

My parody:

I'm playin' Tanki; havin' a great time,
and I see orange letters on the screen,
they say, "Gold box will be droped soon,"
and I can't leave this for the noobs, oh,
'cuz I'm gonna rage quit if it's gone.

If it's gone, if it's go-o-o-o-one,
I'm gonna rage quit if it's gone,
I'm gonna tear out all my hair,
if the gold box isn't there, oh,
I'm gonna rage quit if it's gone.

If it's gone, if it's go-o-o-o-one,
I'm gonna rage quit if it's gone,
I'm gonna rage quit if it's gone,
'cuz I ran over a bomb, oh,
I'm gonna rage quit if it's gone.

I'm usin' supplies and I'm holdin' my spot,
I can't let anyone get near,
because if I have bad luck,
the gold box will get hogged up, oh,
and I'm gonna rage quit if it's gone.

If it's gone, if it's go-o-o-o-one,
I'm gonna rage quit if it's gone,
I'm gonna rage quit if it's gone,
'cuz I ran over a bomb, oh,
I'm gonna rage quit if it's gone.

If it's gone, if it's go-o-o-o-one,
I'm gonna rage quit if it's gone,
I'm gonna tear out all my hair,
if the gold box isn't there, oh,
I'm gonna rage quit if it's gone.

If it's gone, if it's go-o-o-o-one,
I'm gonna rage quit if it's gone,
I'm gonna rage quit if it's gone,
'cuz I ran over a bomb, oh,
I'm gonna rage quit if it's gone.

Original video:

Lyrics:

I got my ticket for the long way round
Two bottles of whiskey for the way
And I sure would like some sweet company
And I'm leaving tomorrow, what do you say

When I'm gone
When I'm gone
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
You're gonna miss me by my hair
You're gonna miss me everywhere, oh
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone

When I'm gone
When I'm gone
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
You're gonna miss me by my walk
You're gonna miss me talk, oh
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone

I got my ticket for the long way round
The one with the prettiest of views
It's got mountains
It's got rivers
It's got sights to give you shivers
But it sure would be prettier with you

When I'm gone
When I'm gone
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
You're gonna miss me by my walk
You're gonna miss me by my talk, oh
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone

When I'm gone
When I'm gone
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
You're gonna miss me by my hair
You're gonna miss me by my everywhere, oh
Oh you're sure gonna miss me when I'm gone

When I'm gone
When I'm gone
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
You're gonna miss me by my walk
You're gonna miss me by my talk, oh
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone

Edited August 23, 2014 by LaserLauncher

DiamondDetecctionSE · August 23, 2014

Delited.

Edited August 23, 2014 by DiamondDetecctionSE

DiamondDetecctionSE · August 23, 2014

Ylvis - The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?

freeze shoots ice
firebird shoots fire
ricochet shoots balls

-same does twins.

And wasp goes fast

Mamouth goes slow
Viking goes perfect
And the titan is slow

shaft shoots eggs
and isida shoot lasers
and dictators is fat

But theres one sound
That no one knows
What does the railgun shoots?

And How you think. ?

Offcouse

White-Blue-yellow-green
What the railgun shoot ?

White-Blue-yellow-green
White-Blue-yellow-green
White-Blue-yellow-green
What the railgun shoot ?

White-Blue-yellow-green
White-Blue-yellow-green
What the railgun shoot ?

White-Blue-yellow-green
White-Blue-yellow-green
What the fox say?

Big orange shoot
Pointy laser

Chasing wasp
and digging holes

Tiny hornet
Up the in hill
Suddenly youre standing still

Your fur is orange
So beautiful
Like an angel in disguise

But if you meet
a friendly railgun
Will you communicate by
a friendly rail-g-u-u-n-n ?
a friendly rail-g-u-u-n-n ?

How will talk to rail. ?
By ga-a-a-me c-h-a-a-t !
By ga-a-a-me c-h-a-a-t !
What does the railgun shoots?

White-Blue-yellow-green
White-Blue-yellow-green
What the railgun shoots?

White-Blue-yellow-green
White-Blue-yellow-green!

What the talks?

By-This-Game-C-h-a-a-a-t
By-This-Game-C-h-a-a-a-t
What the fox say?

A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
Woo-oo-oo-ooo!
What does the fox say?

The secret of the fox
Ancient mystery
Somewhere deep in the woods
I know youre hiding
What is your sound?
Will we ever know?
Will always be a mystery
What do you say?

Youre my guardian angel
Hiding in the woods
What is your sound?

By DDSE.

Edited August 23, 2014 by DiamondDetecctionSE

Gangham_Style · August 24, 2014

Parody of The Monster by Eminem

The Multish Isida

Hook:

I'm trying to heal you, just stand still

You are moving around, trying to get a kill

I'm trying to save you, stop running away

And you think I'm nooby yeah you think I'm nooby

Verse 1:

I wanted the points and the rating for multing

Oh yeah, no proof, no pics, no ban resulting

Wanted to heal you so you can fight for me

Wanted you to keep me safe. Sorry

For pushing you over the edge and ruining your perfect score

Leveling made me a beast 'cause I never ranked so fast before

When I healed you; see, it is a bit confusing

'Cause when I hurt you and heal you it is a bit abusing!

Excuse me! A term I say when you fall

Help me, is what you call

With that shaft looking for me victory was bitersweet

It was like a death wish to me

Odd 'cause I feel as if I should heal you so I think

Should I try to escape death by living on the brink

Running as fast and cool as Wily

That flash of light that just missed me was so shiny

'Cause

Hook:

I'm trying to heal you, just stand still

You are moving around, trying to find a kill

I'm trying to save you, stop running away

And you think I'm nooby yeah you think I'm nooby

Verse 2:

No, I ain't much of a teammate but someone once said

That the world would be better if I was dead

'Cause I keep pushing them and they never know when they just might fall

So I keep on healing, like I am having a fun day and a merry ball

(Yeah, heal it, you need some of this?

It's magical the way that lightning comes from my head)

Yo-lo-lo-lo-yee-whoo

You think I've going to push you right dead

And fallen onto a smokin hot firey bed

'Cause I need an interventionist

To intervene between me and this shafter

To sacrifice himself so I can keep on healing

'Cause the battle log testifies that I just ain't dealing

My conscience keeps talking

Keep trying, I'm not listening, tanks are flying

I'm just a normal isida who keeps trying

Don't ban me I'm just healing

Hook:

I'm trying to heal you, just stand still

You are moving around, trying to get a kill

I'm trying to save you, stop running away

And you think I'm nooby yeah you think I'm nooby

Verse 3:

They call me crazy, but I had this idea

One day I'd be the top tank-trician

But until then tanks get killed and I'm going straight for

the shaft, lives be lost and I

Go back to the day that I used to heal that

Beat every noob who tried to drug like a brat

And then I give them that pumped up lighting strike

To heal the people on my team

I ain't here to get the stupid flag

But if one flag, out of, like, a hundred quadrillion

That comes my way falls and I score, then that's great!

It's a lot of points, I'm using my Godmode attack

In the final round, beat everyone who thinks they can beat that

Perfect tank into firing hump, I will win and give them the payback

Maybe I need a quick coffee, take a break

I am pro for sure, I ain't no fake

Believe me, it's something, but

Hook:

I'm trying to heal you, just stand still

You are moving around, trying to get a kill

I'm trying to save you, stop running away

And you think I'm nooby yeah you think I'm nooby
[x2]

Edited August 24, 2014 by Gangham_Style

Mr.Trocke · August 24, 2014

unlikley

I think along with a lot of my clan members, your a negative member of the community, so plz just chill out

Loackie · August 24, 2014

Skillet- Awake And Alive Parody by Loackie:

(The link to the song and lyrics is in the title.)

I'm in a deathmatch and they

try to camp as much as they want

It's hard to keep my place

as i'm failing with every shot!

It's getting harder to get kills

Supplies are wasted and

then I start to lag in the match!

I just wait, I'll be fine,

I'll go to a better match next time

Now, I will drug,

getting kills everytime

I'm on cloud nine.

"NO!"

"Drugger!"

"Shoot him!"

"I am!"

I'm still drugging and I won't stop now

I don't care if I'm hunted until I die,

This is just Tanki Online!

I have a lot of haters on me

They just have a lot of M0's

I'm still doing just fine,

I'm leading a forty kill win and so

They start drugging on me

They're doing fairly bad,

The chat rage makes me lag and...

I just wait, I'll be fine,

I'll go to a better match next time

Now, I will drug,

getting kills everytime

I'm on cloud nine.

"NO!"

"Drugger!"

"Shoot him!"

"I am!"

I'm still drugging and I won't stop now

I don't care if I'm hunted until I die,

This is just Tanki Online!

9 kills left!

8 kills left!

7 kills left!

6 kills left!

They still rage

I know drugging's not elite,

but I'm winning

this 3,000 crystal deathmatch!

This the only time I have been successful

but I start to lag and sit like a noob

I just wait, I'll be fine,

I'll go to a better match next time

Now, I will drug,

getting kills everytime

I'm on cloud nine.

"NO!"

"Drugger!"

"Shoot him!"

"I am!"

I'm still drugging and I won't stop now

I don't care if I'm hunted until I die,

This is just Tanki Online!

4 kills left!

3 kills left!

2 kills left!

one kill left!

Edited August 24, 2014 by Loackie

Tofu · August 24, 2014

Parody Of Radioactive(Imagine Dragons)

Whoa, oh, oh

Whoa

I'm waking up to ash and dust

I wipe my hull and I remove the rust

I'm breathing in the chemicals

I'm painting in, shaping up, then checking out on the cologne map

This is it, the apocalypse

Whoa

I'm waking up, I feel it in my turret

Enough to make my systems blow

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm tankioactive, tankioactive

I raise my flags, don my hulls

It's a revolution, I suppose

We'll paint it red to fit right in

Whoa

I'm painting in, shaping up, then checking out on the cologne map

This is it, the apocalypse

Whoa

I'm waking up, I feel it in my turret

Enough to make my systems blow

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm tankioactive, tankioactive

All systems go, the server hasn't died

Deep in my turret, straight from inside

I'm waking up, I feel it in my turrets

Enough to make my systems blow

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm tankioactive, tankioactive

Original Song -

Whoa, oh, oh

Whoa

I'm waking up to ash and dust

I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust

I'm breathing in the chemicals

I'm breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus

This is it, the apocalypse

Whoa

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones

Enough to make my systems blow

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm radioactive, radioactive

I raise my flags, don my clothes

It's a revolution, I suppose

We'll paint it red to fit right in

Whoa

I'm breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus

This is it, the apocalypse

Whoa

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones

Enough to make my systems blow

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm radioactive, radioactive

All systems go, the sun hasn't died

Deep in my bones, straight from inside

I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones

Enough to make my systems blow

Welcome to the new age, to the new age

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, I'm radioactive, radioactive

Edited August 24, 2014 by Tofu

Fitzcarrald0 · August 24, 2014

Explosion! (The Beatles-Hey Bulldog!)

Burn tank, standing in the fire

Newbie, don't shoot me again

Some kind of happiness is mesured out in gold boxes

What makes you think you'r something special when you drugs?

Calm-you, you'r implanting poopmines

Tank-men, I need some izida

Some kind of hate is mesured out in rico-with-double power

If you can't listen to tunders you'r deaf

Chorus:

You can shoot to me, you can shoot to me

if you'r lonely you can shoot to me

Mamouth, walking in Silence

Little fat, frightened of the Wasp

You think you know me but you only know my tank

Chorus:

You can shoot to me, you can shoot to me

if you'r lonely you can shoot to me

Boom

Fff-tzzzzium,Tch-kuuuu

Explosion!

(sounds of a battle)

Explosion!

StrahinjA_FDL-PFC · August 24, 2014

Tanki online It's my life - ( Bon Jovi-It's my life )

This is a song for a tanki online

re is not the prayer with which to sort of catch goldbox

I will not just stand there and wait for them to kill me

they'll hear my shot when I snap out loud.....

tanki online it's my life

it's now or never

I will not live forever

someone would kill me with the railgun

but I just want to pick up the goldbox

because it is a tanki online

my heart is like when you kill them in front of gold (broken)

I just want to catch the goldbox

This is for those who have the same dream as me

Tomorrow's getting harder make no mistake

If you have no luck never give up

Tanki online It's my life

Now or Never

I will not live forever

someone would kill me with the railgun

but I just want to pick up the goldbox

TANKI ONLINE IT'S MY LIFE

Edited August 24, 2014 by StrahinjA_FDL-PFC

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5	19.09	26.09
6	26.09	3.10
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