Dr. Joker's hospital!

[Joshua16 780]

Yes help me  :unsure:

[GG_reg 1,521]

My garage analysis topic is sick and it needs an up-vote!!  :P

Edited August 4, 2014 by Makhlas

[EuzLo2 18]

My foot has fallen off D: What do I do?

[GoldRock 6,165]

probably because you are working on computer too much. Go to a quiet room, avoid bright light and relax a bit.

If your headache is too much, 2 pills of valerian should help.

Decent advice, but Valerian is an interesting choice of treatment. Using a mild sedative would have more side effects - ironically, one of which is headaches themselves, since Valerian isn't always effective. Couldn't I just use a painkiller such as Paracetamol, which would probably work better?

[EuzLo2 18]

Dr.GoldRock's hospital pls :lol:

[blackopspaul 753]

:lol: ^ :lol:

[echo_bravo_alpha_111 12]

give me the sientific name of cough

Edited August 4, 2014 by echo_bravo_alpha_111

[EuzLo2 18]

I can give u the correct spelling of "scientific" if u want .-.

[echo_bravo_alpha_111 12]

I can give u the correct spelling of "scientific" if u want .-.

my hand is little bit rusty

[fahim_the_boss 1,519]

Fix ma teeth

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

Decent advice, but Valerian is an interesting choice of treatment. Using a mild sedative would have more side effects - ironically, one of which is headaches themselves, since Valerian isn't always effective. Couldn't I just use a painkiller such as Paracetamol, which would probably work better?

as I said before, you have headache becauae you are working on computer too much since you are a reporter. Painkillers would also work, but they also have harmful effects plus they can cause addiction and you would take them whenever you have pain. Valerian will calm you down. And 2 pills aren't going to do anything bad. I'm using them for a long time, but I'm pretty healthy. Just take some valerian, go to a dark room and sleep. Better than painkillers.

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

Fix ma teeth

what is problem?

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

give me the sientific name of cough

petussis or tussis.

Or something like that :p

[Redwall2 18]

My throat is sore!!!

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

My foot has fallen off D: What do I do?

have you ever been to Africa?

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

My throat is sore!!!

Sore throats can be painful and annoying. Happily, most sore throats are caused by a minor

illness and go away without medical treatment. I'd suggest you to drink some hot tea and lot's of water. Also, gargle with warm salt water. Don't just rinse your mouth out with the saltwater - gargle it. Tip your head back and make sure it hits the back of your throat.

[qinwan9 125]

Nice job DR.Joker  ^_^

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

Nice job DR.Joker ^_^

thanks!

[Tigergirl_131 3]

Wow this is like real life lol but nice

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

Wow this is like real life lol but nice

thanks :)

[Guest Maserati]

If you've been stabbed and tons of blood is coming out of your body. What would you do to survive?

 

 

just a random question :p

 

[Reeco9 1,567]

If you've been stabbed and tons of blood is coming out of your body. What would you do to survive?

 

 

just a random question :P

 

 

Dr. Reeco says get a shirt, towel, or anything at hand and press it hard against the wound to slow the blood loss. Then call an ambulance.

Also, try not to get stabbed next time.

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

If you've been stabbed and tons of blood is coming out of your body. What would you do to survive?

 

 

just a random question :p

 

 

using a tightrope, block your artery that is the closest one to bleeding place and call an ambulans, no need to use something cold.

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

nice , are you really a doctor ?

kind of

[EuzLo2 18]

No, I have never been to Africa ... Im typing with my foot D: Help me Dr D: