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knock knock, 

whos there,

the police. we're here to arrest you for drugging too much

...but we can't drug anymore.

...I said open the door, we have detected you over used drops

...Semyon? Is that you???

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a gun, 

Get in the van.

 

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

 

How do you make a baby stop crying?

You hit it with a brick.

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