Anti-Joke Topic.

[BlitzPanzer12345 241]

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

 

 

Everywhere.

Common One  :mellow:

[ldea 1,544]

 

 

a guy try to enter in test server

 

he choose server 1 he was opened but they was just 21 players on in it

 

he entred and it's loading :huh: :o and loading for along time ...

 

 

and after the loading he see " Please, enter your invite code and keep it: "

 

and than he taked the computer and destroye it :rolleyes: :wub: :ph34r:

 

THE END :excl:

Probably the best one ive seen.. Happened to me too several times

[ldea 1,544]

Roses are Red.. Violet is Violet and not Blue..BUT
Poetry is hard,Rail Gun XT is good

[ldea 1,544]

dont let the government find you

Some guys really need a hug around their neck.. With a rope

[ALEKSEJ0077 150]

Roses are Red.. Violet is Violet and not f***ing Blue..BUT

Poetry is hard,Rail Gun XT is good

I like this one the most

[r_Firingsniper0 1,215]

roses are red

violets are blue

open your legs

and give me an hour

[legoowen42 0]

What happens when you take a large pond and a truck full of highly reactive alklili metal >:)  (learn some chemistry geez)

[legoowen42 0]

What happens when you take a large pond and a truck full of highly reactive alklili metal > :)  (learn some chemistry geez)

Not a smiley face- evil face:  > : )

[ThouShallNot 963]

What does idk mean? everytime i ask nobody knows.

[Nathan1100 3]

Some people just need a high-five

 

in the face

 

with a chair

[AbsoluteAlphaZero 2,027]

Some people just need a high-five

 

in the face

 

with a chair

for a train!

[Xxemo_dinoxX 934]

Roses are black

Violets are black

I am blind

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Why did Sally drop her ice-cream? 

She got hit by a bus.

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What is big, yellow, and cannot swim?

A bus full of children.

[delnina2 1,570]

Where did the cat go ? 

 

To his bad ...

 

Edited January 25, 2015 by delnina2

[INDIA_TANK 5]

Who is the Best Anti-Joker of them all

 

 

 

 

 

 

[P_A_N_T_H_E_O_N 315]

Where do you find a turtle that has no feet? 

 

At the place that you left it.

 

[ThouShallNot 963]

._. What you looking at? keep scrolling down ._.

[Endurance 543]

Best joke is those that beg for attention posting all their pics catching GB & kills :P

Awwwwwww gimme attention PLEEEEEEEEEEESE i have no life

 

 

MUHAHAHAHAAHA :D

 

If you don't like this game/forum, then go elsewhere. You are not welcome here. Most of your posts consist of either people not having a life or people seeking attention. Please, you are the one who has no life, trolling here, just because you have nothing better to do. You probably have no life, you use the internet to insult others and do as you please. Try doing that in real life, I'm sure you wouldn't last very long. Please don't take advantage of the internet just because no one can actually do anything to you.

 

Edit: About time you get banned. :)

Edited January 31, 2015 by Endurance

[dogm45 10,647]

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1

Edited January 30, 2015 by dogm45

[Michalus 182]

Why is fruit called orange?

 

 

Because is orange.

 

[greyat 2,972]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Tulips are white

Pansies are pink

[dilsharox 2,395]

this wasnt created by me

[Reeco9 1,567]

Roses are grey.

Violets are grey.

I'm a dog.

[ShOwStOpPeR_online 324]

[ultimatetomato 0]

Whats green and eats rocks?

 

A green rock eater.

[lordmostafa 3,821]

What's green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

 

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

 

 

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

 

"I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

 

 

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke?

 

finding a real joke on anti-joke

 

 

A group of 3 male friends sit down to have lunch at the basketball court. One black man reaches in his pack and pulls out a watermelon. The second black man reaches in his basket and pulls out some fried chicken and a pan of cornbread. They both look expectantly towards their friend as he opens up his pack. Right as he opens it, however, his cell phone goes off. Upon completing the call, he hangs up and looks at his two friends. "My financial aid got approved, guys!" he exclaims. Both of his friends congratulate him on finally making it to college. They are so proud.

 

Why didn't the octopus have any friends?

 

Because they are antisocial creatures by nature.

 

 

What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?

 

An horse

 

Please carry on doing whatever you were doing before stumbling on my useless post. Thanks and sorry for wasting your time.