Anti-Joke Topic.

[ShOwStOpPeR_online 324]

 

 

 

 

+1 To You

 

Edited February 21, 2015 by ShOwStOpPeR_online

[QuakerOats 28]

I stopped working at the bank because I lost interest.

[BlitzPanzer12345 241]

I stopped working at the bank because I lost interest.

hahaha

thats so funny

couldnot stop laughing

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[lordmostafa 3,821]

hahaha

thats so funny

couldnot stop laughing

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

+++++++ :lol:

[Reeco9 1,567]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

 

 

 

The Holocaust.

 

[Remaine 4,687]

What's funny with two wheels?

 

A kid falling off his bike.

[POWERFULLSOUL 78]

Tanki updated the game then again they did the same

[Reeco9 1,567]

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'?

 

 

 

Popcorn

 

 

 

 

 

Edited February 22, 2015 by Reeco9

[FaaiqBilal1 795]

I want that dog

[QuakerOats 28]

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an ax.

[sachet100 1,020]

In school people get around me so that they don't get cold in winter because i am so hot B)

[c-o-n-q-u-e-s-t 1,918]

So a guy walks into a shop and buys a T-Shirt.

 

What has 4 wheels and an engine?

 

 

A car

 

Edited February 27, 2015 by c-o-n-q-u-e-s-t

[BlitzPanzer12345 241]

what did the boy say to the girl

 

Hi

 

Edited February 28, 2015 by BlitzPanzer12345

[QuakerOats 28]

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs nailed to a wall? Arte.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt.

[ThouShallNot 963]

Do norwegans pirate they're music or viking it?

Edited March 2, 2015 by ThouShallNot

[ThouShallNot 963]

Downvote if your ******ed.

[snipe3000 678]

What do you call someone with a 100lb chain around his next going into the ocean?

 

Dead.

[dusk-enforcer 50]

ya aint reading this text homie

[QuakerOats 28]

Downvote if your ******ed.

I'm evidently ******ed then.  :P

[QuakerOats 28]

Yo Mama's so old her MEMORY is in black and white!

[ThouShallNot 963]

I'm evidently ******ed then. :P

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

Yo Mama's so old her MEMORY is in black and white!

Yo mama's so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama's so fat her belly reaches her house 15 mins before she does.

Yo mama's so ugly she makes onions cry.

Yo mama's so fat she sits on your cheese sandwich and tells you it's grilled.

 

PS: Pure jokes, don't mean to offend any of yo mama's ;)

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

[LaLisa_My_Queen 271]

 

May I interrupt this topic?

 

(This is the best way to die in a car.)

 

Meow, thank you.

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

May I interrupt this topic?

 

(This is the best way to die in a car.)

 

Meow, thank you.

:LOL:

Just saying, it will prevent accidents. The lady can't blabber and drive the driver crazy, making him not be able to think and crash :P