[Forum Game] Ask A Silly Question

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

Because it is not silly

 

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

[euphonium 40]

Because there is no cat-flavored dog food.

 

Is Isida "Is Uh Duh" or "Is See Duh"?

[euphonium 40]

Because its their duty to move, to move and to eat potatoes

 

Why no one responded to my previous question?

The answer to your previous question is "Not unless it is not".

 

Do you need to speak with a Russian accent to pronounce "Alexandrovsk"?

[Kevred 1,586]

'Course you do. Aleeeeehxaandruuuhvsk.

 

Is the 'S' in Isida pronounced as a regular 'S' or a 'Z'?

[euphonium 40]

Only if it is not mounted on a Wazp.

 

Is Kevred's helmet really a pushbutton?

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

No, it's a magic helmet for Tanki press propaganda :D

 

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

[T.O.T.A.L.W.A.R 581]

White.

 

How can a youtube video get a 1 million views and there is only 10 people on the planet ?

Edited July 26, 2015 by T.O.T.A.L.W.A.R

[Kevred 1,586]

Aliens.

 

Who is the first human?

 

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No, it's a magic helmet for Tanki press propaganda  to get tons and tons of profile views ]:-)

 

 

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

First human is Godmode_ON (Member Since 13 Dec 1901)

 

Kevred you are abusing my silly answer :o 

 

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

 

Edited July 26, 2015 by Phoenix.Raised

[Heles 9,220]

coz the law is stupid

 

why is the law stupid  

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

Because Rules are meant to be broken :ph34r:

 

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

 

PS: Girls and boys be more creative with silly questions :huh: 

[ThE-KiNg-Of-LeGeNdS 30]

We wash them to clean us more when we are clean

 

Why am I such a pro (lol) ?

[Penguin40 1,714]

Because one day, you decided to open the official Tanki pro manual. 

 

Why was I called pro by some of my friends?

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

Because they flirt with you, but they are ashamed to confess :P

 

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

 

PS: I said girls and boys be more creative with silly questions, make them really silly because its the point of this game....Dont ruin it 

[Heles 9,220]

coz they are drunk and high of weed all they see is the Illuminati everywhere. Bars is spell with three letters, triangle has three sides and angles, i used three sentences now. So Illuminati confirmed.  :P lol this is like the dumbest illuminati i have done now. :P

 

Do u believe in the Illuminati

[r_AshTheGreat0 104]

I dunno wats Illuminati.

Wats Illuminati?

[Heles 9,220]

people claiming to possess special enlightenment or knowledge of something.

"some mysterious standard known only to the illuminati of the organization"

 

a sect of 16th-century Spanish heretics who claimed special religious enlightenment.

 

a Bavarian secret society founded in 1776, organized like the Freemasons.

 

 

Now do u believe in the illuminati  

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

No, I believe in history. And I have read a books Barbara Frale- Templars, The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail and The Temple and the Lodge by Michael Baigent, Raymond Khoury books so i dont beleave in Iluminati conspiracy theories based on a dollar bill and so called historians.

 

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?

[manish17 1,085]

Yes ..

 

What is the spelling of spelling?

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g

 

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

[LeGrimReaper 18]

To hear the 95 year old man in a truck behind you shouting that you are goin 5 MPH on the wrong side of the highway ( XD )

 

Why do kids brush their teeth when a few years later it will painlessly fall out?

[colindestroyer77 45]

Parents' influence. ("When I was a kid...")

 

Why do parents like to wrongly influence their enslaved children?

Edited July 28, 2015 by colindestroyer77

[1stsuperwhitedragon 408]

Because they're stupid

 

why is kev so sarcastic? lol

[T.O.T.A.L.W.A.R 581]

because he was kidnapped by aliens who did strange things to him.

 

why does the second has 1000 ms not 1 million ms ?

Edited July 28, 2015 by T.O.T.A.L.W.A.R

[SUP3R_ST4R 1,206]

because he was kidnapped by aliens who did strange things to him.

 

why does the second has 1000 ms not 1 million ms ?

thats not seconds tahts secs 

why do we cry when we are crying? if we dont cry we will cry why? 

 

 

Hope they skip my q/a