Review [Issue 30] Ugliness in Tanki - Rem's View

[Remaine 4,687]

It's like a virus...

[canadarules 1,938]

It's like a virus...

why yes.why yes i am :D

[r_Damn_Slow0 12,476]

Wait, it's hand-made? Are you serious? 

 

I would think animal cruelty was involved somehow, but I'm damn_sure infantile slavery was the cause of the weaving of these threads into one another which resulted into that poor quality coarse product

 

 

Then, what's Picasso?  :lol:

Pretty gorgeous summer dress that should be worn with a flower on the turret, like them in the spoiler below ↓

 

 

 

 

 

[roadkill78 39]

For me the ugly turrets are

Ricochet: It looks like a males private part

Shaft: It looks like some uglyass bird

Isida: It looks like someone tried to make a futuristic design but they can't

Hammer: Why did tanki change the design of hammer from when it was in the test server. In the test server hammer actually looked like a shotgun

For me the ugly hulls are

Mammoth: It looks like how fast it really does go. It looks like a decapitated sloth

Dictator: It looks like it was designed by a four year old blindfolded

Viking: It is such lazy design. It just looks like a small and wide cube

For me the ugly paints are

Lava: It looks like someone tampered with orange juice at the grocery store

Safari: Who the hell is going to wear zebra print on their tank

Mary: It looks like you got your butt handed to you at a paintball fight

In Love: It makes you look like a rolling beauty shop

Alien: It looks like what happens when a little kid paints

Swash: It looks like someone screwed up on spray painting a car

Jaguar: It looks like a paint that belongs to someone who wants attention in a war

Roger: It looks like what you would find on little kids shorts

Python It looks like an old persons rug

Loam: It looks like something painted by a person in prison wanting freedom

Inferno: It looks like a sorry excuse for someone trying to draw or paint flames

Zeus: It looks like someone spilled blue and white paint all over your tank

So tanki please design your turrets hulls and paints better

Edited January 4, 2015 by roadkill78

[yakety_yak 2]

In Love: It makes you look like a rolling strip club

?

[pizzaslad 471]

Titan looks like a giant turd -_-

Apart from M2 Isida, I don't fine any other turrets to look ugly.

Dragon... not worth my time

[X_Champ 145]

Titan looks like a giant turd -_-

Apart from M2 Isida, I don't fine any other turrets to look ugly.

Dragon... not worth my time

i dont know about you but i actually like the look of titan m2 with smoky m2 with emerald

[splitterpoint 10,986]

 

Wait, it's hand-made? Are you serious? 

 

I would think animal cruelty was involved somehow, but I'm damn_sure infantile slavery was the cause of the weaving of these threads into one another which resulted into that poor quality coarse product

 

 

Then, what's Picasso?  :lol:

Pretty gorgeous summer dress that should be worn with a flower on the turret, like them in the spoiler below ↓

 

 

 

 

 

 

Haha great example, thanks for the laugh.  :lol:

 

 

Roger: It looks like what you would find on little kids shorts

I couldn't agree more. 

Edited January 5, 2015 by splitterpoint

[Aihab1 573]

Cool lol. Nice topic  :)

[mdit108 121]

Wont ever consider fire m3 as ugly...and for hulls titan is the most ugly IMO.

[ArcticCow 454]

Titan is more ugly than Mammoth.

[jokersus.cava 1,503]

You forgot m0 mammonth; it's a complete disaster. It has no metal party on it and it makes it looks weak

[My_Tiger_Psy 4]

Haha this is funny.  

[Ben 644]

M2 Twins looks terrible, but I'm not regretting the buy.

[blackflag444 256]

frankly remaine... i'm sort of disappointed.

[g08408 10]

but dictator is a boss...

 

especially at M2 and M3

Doesn't make it look any less of a hunchback :p

[genak138 950]

I think that Titan should be here. Its gas pipe looks ridiculous. And Mammoth's not that bad.

[Loackie 269]

Why is the comments section more entertaining than the article?

[roadkill78 39]

For me the ugly turrets are

Ricochet: It looks like a males private part

Shaft: It looks like some uglyass bird

Isida: It looks like someone tried to make a futuristic design but they can't

Hammer: Why did tanki change the design of hammer from when it was in the test server. In the test server hammer actually looked like a shotgun

For me the ugly hulls are

Mammoth: It looks like how fast it really does go. It looks like a decapitated sloth

Dictator: It looks like it was designed by a four year old blindfolded

Viking: It is such lazy design. It just looks like a small and wide cube

For me the ugly paints are

Lava: It looks like someone tampered with orange juice at the grocery store

Safari: Who the hell is going to wear zebra print on their tank

Mary: It looks like you got your butt handed to you at a paintball fight

In Love: It makes you look like a rolling beauty shop

Alien: It looks like what happens when a little kid paints

Swash: It looks like someone screwed up on spray painting a car

Jaguar: It looks like a paint that belongs to someone who wants attention in a war

Roger: It looks like what you would find on little kids shorts

Python: It looks like an old persons rug

Electra: It looks way too much like a decal

Hohloma: It looks like someone cares way more about being pretty than being strong

Loam: It looks like something painted by a person in prison wanting freedom

Inferno: It looks like a sorry excuse for someone trying to draw or paint flames

Zeus: It looks like someone spilled blue and white paint all over your tank then shot silly string at it

So tanki please design your turrets hulls and paints better

Edited January 10, 2015 by roadkill78

[ViperEX 1]

Shut it Rem hammer looks bad as it is

[ViperEX 1]

Ricochet looks better than u roadkill

[ViperEX 1]

why dont u make your own game since tanki is screwed up?

[Superlative 500]

 

For moderator, you certainly have some valuable criticisms.

Edited January 7, 2015 by Superlative

[roadkill78 39]

Ricochet looks better than u roadkill

you don't even know me LOL

[roadkill78 39]

why dont u make your own game since tanki is screwed up?

im not insulting tanki

i just think they need to design better

i really don't have to much problems with this game

one of the only problems i have with it is their designs and little kids like you

and i didn't go to gaming school now did i

its like you worship this game

if your trying to look grown up your failing miserably

Edited January 7, 2015 by roadkill78