Funny Poems

[hush_TURBO 23]

Here guys you write funny Poems. 

 

Example:

 

I'm the Boss. I rule here, there and everywhere. You can't catch me when I guess who you are. I'm the Boss Boss Boss.

 

 

It may be bad but i tried. Now you write something.

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

No brake up

no brake down

we don't care if the school falls down.

No more English

no more French

no more sitting on that rotten old bench :D

 

Semyon, Semyon I declare,

what color is you underwear.

Is it purple

or is it white?

Oh now, now I'm full of fright! xD

[r_Ultimate013570 21]

I am the king of this kingdom

so don't sing for freedom

you might be pink

just like the sink

but you are far from art

since you had a pop tart

[falcosenna1 8,320]

The problem I just faced

was this topic being misplaced. 

Moved from Forum Games

[MarineMan2 1,164]

Semyon, Semyon I declare,

what color is you underwear.

Is it purple

or is it white?

Oh now, now I'm full of fright! xD

For the sake of clarity, I think rumor has it that it's actually a sardine patterned sort of thing...

[jazz20 1,181]

A poem for bugs:

 

If it can fly

it should die

[MA3CTPO_HA_XAHTEP 832]

:lol:

[GeneticallyModified 15]

poems by Spike Milligan

 

There was a young soldier called Edser
When wanted was always in bed sir
One morning at one
They fired the gun
And Edser, in bed sir, was dead sir!

 

 

Such a beast is the Hipporhinostricow

How it got so mixed up we'll never know how
It sleeps all day and whistles all night
And it wears yellow socks which are far too tight.

If you laugh at the Hipporhinostricow
You're bound to get into an awful row
The creature is protected you see
From Silly people like you and me

Edited February 3, 2015 by GeneticallyModified