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You pull out of a battle even though you are on top on the board & could of won the whole thing.

As long as you didn't drug... it's OK.... :D

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*you was learning how to do paints on T-shirts*

Random: *putting down the paints* here are the paints

You: nice. what are the protections?

Random: ?!

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*you have been sent to the principal for bad points in class*

Principal: you really need to pull your socks up for the exams if you want to go to the next grade

You: look Mr. Idonotknowhoyouare, but you're not the admin, so I won't listen

Principal: don't talk to me like that! I'm your principal and you have to listen to me!

You: /vote Principal

/vote his.descendants

Players Principal and his.descendants are banned FOREVER

Reason: Pretending as the admin

Principal: what the!? .-.

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*teacher comes in class with a happy face*

Teacher: I'm going to have a surprise for you guys in a few minutes

One student: tell us!

Another: plz tell us!!

A third: is it cake?

You: stop melting for the GB or I'll report you people

Everyone: !

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*your friend shows you a video*

Friend: This video is awesome, no?

 

 

You: no

Friend: why not?!

You: 'cause it's missing some things

Friend: like what?

You: parkours, clan battles and GB videos!!!

Friend: huh??? GB?!

You: you're such a noob

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*physics teacher gets angry at you*

Physics teacher: you're late for class! :angry:

You: sorry, I was using my wasp to get here but there was too many mammoths in my way to school!!!

Physics teacher: *speechless*

The students: :blink:

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*you bumped into another person*

Person: hey, watch it!

You: it's your fault for multing for the GB and for backing up like that

Person: ...

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*school bell rings*

You: yes! finally!

Friends: for chemistry class?

You: no, sillys, for the GB!!

Friends: -_-

A teacher: *facepalm*

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*you're paying at the cashier*

Cashier: that will be $39.95

You: here you are

Cashier: what the heck is this!??

You: this is my Double Crystal Bonus Card. you got a problem with me, bro? you mad bro?!?

Cashier: .-.

Your wife: *slaps herself*

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A friend: I need some money. can you give me?

You: ok here are some crystals

A friend: the heck??!?

You: you need it or not?

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*colonel gives you orders in the army*

You: noob, I'm a generalissimo () *you show him your account to prove your point* so I give YOU orders! so beat that!

Colonel: *facepalm*

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Bio teacher: *to the math teacher* here is my phone number and email address if you need anything

Math teacher: thank you very much

You: Player Bio teacher has been banned for a day. Reason: exchange and/or transfer accounts

Bio teacher: what?!

Math teacher: she didn't do anything wrong!

You: say that to the admin!

Players Math teacher and Bio teacher has been banned for SIX MONTHS!

Reason for Math teacher: lying

Reason for Bio teacher: hacking

Math/Bio teacher: -_-

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*friends driving you to a store while using the GPS*

You: perfect!! that way, I can see where are the flags and the drop zones!!! brah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

Friends: .-.

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*you went shopping with your parents*

Your parents: here we are, finally!

You: Jeez, this map is big!!! will I have lags?!

Your parents: what's wrong with you??

You: now what? you're going to report me for no reason???!!!

Your parents: -_-'

 

 

 

 

:lol: those are mine!! :lol:

these would have been funnier if I can make a vid about this :lol:

Edited by falcosenna1
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Raredust, this was probably one of the funniest, most creative, awesome and amusing tread i've had the pleasure to read in a very long time.. Props to you, made my day!  :D

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On a trip:

 

Your friend points at something at the side of the road.

 

Friend: "What is this?"

 

Tour guide: "Gold mine."

 

You: "The Gold is mine, noob!"

 

Tour guide & Friend: "You wut m8 ?"

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:D

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