Joke of the day - have any?

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

Hey guys, we've seen many topics for jokes like 'Jokers in our chat and forum', 'Anti-joke topic', 'pun of the day' etc. But this is a generalized topic in which one can post any jokes of any type (Just keep it clean, guys :P)

 

Let's start!

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

Okay, I'll inaugurate it.

 

Somebody's Mama so stupid that she walked into an antique shop and asked, 'what's new'?

Edited June 14, 2015 by TriNitroToIuene

[I3loodShot 3,119]

Potassium...

[r_priyangshu0 270]

Hey what's happening?

'You asking us a dumb question'

[BOLTZ55555 95]

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, “Take only one. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

[bravo30 136]

You can post you jokes here

 

 

Jokers in Our chat and forum

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

You can post you jokes here

 

 

Jokers in Our chat and forum

Um, that's for funny in-game screenshots

 

Another one

 

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework!"

[Kevred 1,586]

Not you too Prat'...not you too.

[PetertheGeniusGamer 74]

A dude: Do you know what does flaming a topic mean?

Another dude: It obviously means that you've burned the topic

[sachet100 1,020]

Okay, I'll inaugurate it.

 

Yo Mama so st.... that she walked into an antique shop and asked, 'what's new'?

 

 

Insults to players and / or their family members is strictly forbidden. >> #Rules

Yo Mama so unintelligent that she walked into an antique shop and asked, 'what's new'?

unoffensive way to say that :P

Edited June 14, 2015 by sachet100

[monkeyburn 13,540]

A man walks into a hardware store with a duck on top of his head. The clerk asks, "Hello. How may I help you?" The duck replies, "Do you have anything that will remove this human from under me?" :)  

[golden5648 1,686]

Justin Bieber

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

Not you too Prat'...not you too.

Aw come on, it's just a joke! I have greatest respect for teachers in general....

[Kevred 1,586]

Aw come on, it's just a joke! I have greatest respect for teachers in general....

Not that Prat...

 

It seems you too have been converted into a hardcore topic creator...Why Prat, Why! 

 

I am now alone in sanity...

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

Not that Prat...

 

It seems you too have been converted into a hardcore topic creator...Why Prat, Why! 

 

I am now alone in sanity...

Um, how many unnecessary topics have I created?

 

This, the Jurassic World Topic. That's all. What's so hardcore in that? :P

[Link_1119 183]

I`ll start off Last semester I took macroeconomics and didn't have a clue what I was doing (as cited on the final exam). There were 80 multiple choice questions. For some reason I decided to play the game of probability and choose the letter "A" for everything. In that game, the only thing probable was that I failed.
The following day, the professor asked to see me after class. "Is everything okay?" "Sure," I said, "why? "Well, here's your test," he said and handed me a piece of paper that was covered with red ink. "Can you explain why you chose an 'A' for everything?"
Knowing that there was nothing I could do at this point, I said, "Well, I've always wanted to be an 'A' student.":D 

Edited September 15, 2015 by Link_1119

[Link_1119 183]

Hm for once you've made quite a good topic, can't say the same about the title.

 

the emojis didnt work out right, urm i gotta work on that, any moderator that can change the title? 

 

Link_1119

Edited September 15, 2015 by Link_1119

[HyperQuantum 362]

Eyes: I haven't seen a joke on the forum for a while, red text and white background B)

 

Brain: Should I laugh, or should I not? Hmm... Considering this to be average humour, I should take into account the plot, settings, classification, and the formula of x=√π×h^∆... before I can make the wisest decision...

 

Heart: That student must be so miserable, and that comeback though! :P

This joke is just what I needed~

 

Face: *waiting for brain to send response*

 

 

Thank you for the joke, lighten up a little bit.

[Link_1119 183]

Eyes: I haven't seen a joke on the forum for a while, red text and white background B)

 

Brain: Should I laugh, or should I not? Hmm... Considering this to be average humour, I should take into account the plot, settings, classification, and the formula of x=√π×h^∆... before I can make the wisest decision...

 

Heart: That student must be so miserable, and that comeback though! :P

This joke is just what I needed~

 

Face: *waiting for brain to send response*

 

 

Thank you for the joke, lighten up a little bit.

yw ill be posting more jokes later on

[joe2vega 1,259]

[Benefactor 6,888]

 

 

 

 

 

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[anuclearbomb 220]

Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing

 

if you put The and IRS together it spells Theirs

 

(i didn't make any of these jokes just found em, i don't take credit for them, but they are here now, so laugh)