[Forum Game] Jokes!

[Herono2 0]

3 people where stuck on an island. They found a genie who will grant 3 wishes. The first person said: I wish to see my parents. So the genie teleported him to his parents. The second person said: I want to go to paris to see the Eiffel tower. So the genie teleported him to paris. The last person said: Ifell lonely i want my friends back. Then the genie teleported hisfriends back on the island. trololo

[1stsuperwhitedragon 408]

3 people where stuck on an island. They found a genie who will grant 3 wishes. The first person said: I wish to see my parents. So the genie teleported him to his parents. The second person said: I want to go to paris to see the Eiffel tower. So the genie teleported him to paris. The last person said: Ifell lonely i want my friends back. Then the genie teleported hisfriends back on the island. trololo

lol

my sister was laughing at your jokes

[golden5648 1,686]

Once there was a fish hamburger walking on Margeys Street. Know what?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It died

[colindestroyer77 45]

How did the blonde die by raking leaves?

 

She fell out of the tree. :)  :P :D :lol:

[Thorn2u 38]

A Boy and a Girl are standing together

 

Boy: Can I hold your hand?

Girl: No thanks its not heavy.

[Thorn2u 38]

Doris: Aileen you are wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger.

Aileen: I married the wrong man.

Edited July 28, 2015 by Thorn2u

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

Two rednecks, Jimmy and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The passenger, Jimmy, said "lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"

Don't worry, Jimmy", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat". "What?", asked Jimmy. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead.

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?" "No, sir", said Earl. "We're on the patch"!

[1stsuperwhitedragon 408]

No winners :(

he's still inactive (since 16 July)

[PowerStrike1.1 270]

Player has been banned. Reason: flaming.

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

 

 

This is not ban game

[PowerStrike1.1 270]

 

 

This is not ban game

What? No ban jokes?

[1stsuperwhitedragon 408]

Player has been banned. Reason: flaming.

lol

[asdasemm 925]

akbar asked birbal ' there are brilliant people in the state, will there be idiots available?'

 

birbal said ' there will be.'

 

Akbar then ordered Birbal to go around the state search and bring 5 idiots and present to him in the council

 

Birbal was awestruck since you can identify brilliant people by conducting some forms of competitions, but how to identify idiots?

 

However, he goes around the statevand aftee a month, he comes back with 2 such people(here after the following is the conversation between birbal and akbar)

 

akbar: 'Dear Minister I think you are poor in counting, i asked for 5 and you have brought only two'

 

Birbal: 'your highness, please let me explain and then you will know yourself'

 

Akbar: ' ok '

 

Birbal: "when i was going around the state i found this guy carrying a huge gunny bag on his head and travelling in a bullock cart. When i asked him, he replied 'It will be overloading the cart and hurt the bulls.'then i realises that he is the 5th iidiot and brought him to you.

 

Akbar: Excellent. Next..?

 

Birbal: I saw another guy was taking his buffalo to the roof top of his house for grazing where the grass was found grown.i realised he is the 4th iidiot and brought him here...

 

Akbar: Fine.Next..

 

Birbal: when there are so much of problems in the functioning of this kingdom, leaving those entire aside I have been going around the state for a month wasting my time in search of idiots,hence i am the third iidiot

 

Akbar: hahaha :lol: . true...next?

 

Birbal: Instead of solving all the problems that there in the Kingdom, you have been looking for idiots in the state, hence you are the 2nd iidiot

 

(hearing this...the entire council was silent)

 

Akbar: ok... <_< next?

 

birbal: When there is so much of work nowadays and tankers who are watching us and wasting their time...they are the 1st iidiot

 

:D  :lol:  :P

Dont take it negative.....just a joke...

(you will understand what i meant if you read it :) )

[PowerStrike1.1 270]

Sherlock Holmes and Watson went camping. In the middle of the night, Sherlock woke up Watson.

"Look up, Watson. What do you see?"

"I see millions of stars. If some of those stars had planets, then some of those planets could be like our planet. That means there could---"

 

Sherlock interrupts,"Watson, you moron. Someone has stolen our tent!"

 

[asdasemm 925]

Sherlock Holmes and Watson went camping. In the middle of the night, Sherlock woke up Watson.

"Look up, Watson. What do you see?"

"I see millions of stars. If some of those stars had planets, then some of those planets could be like our planet. That means there could---"

 

Sherlock interrupts,"Watson, you moron. Someone has stolen our tent!"

 

lol...haha :lol:

[PowerStrike1.1 270]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says,"Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

 

There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the guy says,"OK, now what?"

 

Edited August 4, 2015 by PowerStrike1.1

[asdasemm 925]

Q: where did the latest FIFA finals take place.

A: earth

 

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Q: who is known as the 'ironman'?

A: robot

 

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Who is the one who reached the moon first from earth?

Human

[asdasemm 925]

Q: Why was the girl from egypt sad?

A: her daddy was a mummy

[m6ttetu 288]

Lollies

[m6ttetu 288]

All of the Mohicans are laughing :lol:

[arceus2904 7]

once upon a time there was a crow

 

 

 

it died

 

 

[Dawn.of.Legend 1,432]

I suck at jokes OK?