[Parody] Get the Gold (Lose Yourself - Eminem)

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

Now that @golden5648 has done a parody of Tik Tok, I felt that I should do a parody myself - this time, a parody of a rap song. I've never tried this before, so if you have any feedback, please, I could do with it. And this is just for fun!

 

Btw the song is Lose Yourself by Eminem.

 

GET THE GOLD

 

Look, if you had, thirty seconds, one opportunity,

To seize a thousand crystals, a step closer to that M3,

In one pileup,

Would you take it, or let it glitch?

 

His fingers are sweaty, Wasp's weak, his Railgun's heavy, 

There's fungus on his tank already, Forest SLTV,

He's nervous, because the industrial alarm's gone already,

But he keeps on forgetting where his number keys are,

The whole map, looks for the spot,

He presses spacebar, but the shot won't come out,

He's lagging now, everybody's piling now,

The thirty seconds are over, time's over, blaow!

Snap back to high FPS, oh, there goes the time lapseness,

Oh there goes a guy he killed, he spawned,

He's so mad, he won't give up that gold box, no.

He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to the spot,

It don't matter, he's druggin,

He bought those kits and he's broke,

He's so expectant he knows,

When he goes back to his garage, that's when it's,

Back to the Dictator again, yo,

The damn parachute appears

He better capture what's under it and hope he doesn't die.

 

[Chorus]

You'd better get the gold, with the crystals, the drop spot,

You're alone there, you'd better never let it glitch (glitch!)

It only takes one shot, do not take a chance to get blown,

This opportunity comes once in 7k funds yo!

You'd better get the gold, for the reward, it's dropping,

No one's seen it, you'd better get there and stay low (low!)

It only takes one touch, do not miss your chance of rewards,

This opportunity comes once in 7k funds yo!

 

***

 

I chose to ignore the second half of the song because obviously, it's too damn long to describe a guy taking a gold :lol:

 

So that's it, my parody, purely for fun! Please ignore the rhyme scheme, Eminem's raps don't have one. Hope you liked it!

PS - I hope I've not offended any diehard purists or diehard Eminem fans with this :P

Edited July 25, 2015 by TriNitroToIuene

[dilsharox 2,395]

nice ;)

[BuriedSky 1,319]

Cool!

[DarkOperative 5,580]

I kept the song's rhythm in mind and read the whole thing. Great job, that's good talent! :)

But please, post those here next time: http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=210420

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

nice ;)

 

 

Cool!

 

 

I kept the song's rhythm in mind and read the whole thing. Great job, that's good talent! :)

Thanks!  :wub:

[Scientist 4,224]

I kept the song's rhythm in mind and read the whole thing. Great job, that's good talent! :)

^ This :D

Good work!

 

Would you take it, or let it glitch?

Best part :lol:

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

Best part :lol:

IKR, I was about to put 'let it go to someone else', but it sounded horrible and also didn't fit into the rhythm, so 'let it glitch' was the obvious choice.

[drazeruzumaki 5,021]

nice as always TNT

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

nice as always TNT

Thanks.... :P

[Rayyan 3,415]

Excelent as noodles

[Darren4Turbo 4,913]

Nice Parody.

[Ruthick 83]

Cool :)

[E.Leclerc 1,887]

Lol, nice parody. :D

Edited July 24, 2015 by E.Leclerc

[1stsuperwhitedragon 408]

Cool and where did genak make his parody?

[Ambitious 2,084]

Epic!

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

Cool and where did genak make his parody?

I think he made it on Tik Tok, i remember it was titled 'my noobish song-type poem' or something like that.

If the info is wrong, please tell me, I will correct the name.

[1stsuperwhitedragon 408]

I think he made it on Tik Tok, i remember it was titled 'my noobish song-type poem' or something like that.

If the info is wrong, please tell me, I will correct the name.

I thought golden5648 made that topic :mellow:

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

I thought golden5648 made that topic :mellow:

Soz.... I knew something was wrong :P

 

I edited it

[golden5648 1,686]

Nice! I never heard that song, however I listened the official one with lyrics and understood ur parody more ... :)

[LaLisa_My_Queen 271]

Nice  :)