Contest [Issue 38] Can you Contribute to Tanki's Finest News Source? Returns!

[goldbox2998 35]

Tanki Earth has gone wild!!!

:excl: under construction!! :excl:

Hello tankers! Welcome to the news while I have announcements to make (if you don't listen, I will !): the statue of liberty becoming a curse for tankers who loves to parachute, a @HeroPlayer saving lives from the attacks from @Godmode_ON, a attempting to attack TOK with ISIS and finally a strange @goldbox2998 drops from the sky without the devs knowing.

 

Again welcome! The @HeroPlayer saves the day before @Godmode_ON destroys the Eiffel Tower in Paris, the city of love!

you're killing me XD

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

a strange @goldbox2998 drops from the sky without the devs knowing.

 

@goldbox2998 Why you did not tell the developers about it? :)

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

@goldbox2998 Why you did not tell the developers about it? :)

lol

[goldbox2998 35]

@goldbox2998 Why you did not tell the developers about it? :)

tell the devs what? that "I want a butler who can anything and everything, extra British with a hate of showing"?

[goldbox2998 35]

:excl: under construction!! :excl:*preparing his papers to get ready; realizing that he has the wrong papers, he threw them at the camcorder guy by accident (he tried to throw it at a lady who gave him the papers but he missed because she ran), so the camcorder guy, with a pink face gave him the correct papers*

:lol: Edited August 15, 2015 by goldbox2998

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

tell the devs what? that "I want a butler who can anything and everything, extra British with a hate of showing"?

rephrase :)

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

@BlueDragon_tamki do not stop, you got something :)

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

@BlueDragon_tamki do not stop, you got something :)

thx :lol:

I'll try of think of something after I get the first part done

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

thx :lol:

I'll try of think of something after I get the first part done

A little advice, first finish it and then post it here

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

A little advice, first finish it and then post it here

ok

[PetertheGeniusGamer 74]

Semyon Kirov Leaves Tanki Online

 

Did you know that these two people; Hazel-Rah and Mariya Trusevich hated Semyon Kirov? In the 50th V-LOG, they said they wanted a more sexy male host or female host. Then, Semyon made that epic frown face. He said he was going to leave Tanki FOREVER. His feelings was so hurt. Hazel-Rah and Mariya Trusevich just laughed even more. While at home feeling devasted, he thought about what made him just a bad V-LOG host, but couldn't think of any. But why did they want a better female host  :huh: ? I was like "wasn't it obvious"? A month after Semyon quited Tanki, he was like "I'll show them how to treat a man"! He secretly went to the Tanki Online youtube channel, changed the password, and deleted all the videos! The Tanki crew was very confused, and Semyon never told them about it. He went on with the rest of his life playing as Godmode_ON  :ph34r: .

 

159 words if I counted properly.

[ariking777 940]

Whilst there's no rule saying it must be, you are writing an entry for Tanki's Finest News Source so it'd probably be a good idea to make it relevant to an aspect of the game or community.

A quick question - could my "article" be a bundle of news rather than a single article on a big subject? Like, could I make a compilation of subjects, each one mentioned in 2-3 sentences?

[Phoenix.Raised 5,992]

Semyon Kirov Leaves Tanki Online

Is it a cold and dark night when he went at TO with the intention to rank up and thought to himself  'Now I'll show you how to play this game!" or in the Chat he said "noobs im back" and got FOREVER ban?

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

A quick question - could my "article" be a bundle of news rather than a single article on a big subject?

yes that's what I did

[ariking777 940]

yes that's what I did

The fact that you did it doesn't mean it's accepted... I would wanna write a whole article for nothing ;)

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

 

 

Semyon Kirov Leaves Tanki Online

If he really did leave then I would quit playing Edited August 16, 2015 by BlueDragon_tamki

[ariking777 940]

The Dictator – Quick News Flash

Tanki Online Starlagger Season has officially ended. After various defeats and victories, the season has ended – but not without several major problems, including serious lag problems that caused the cancelling of a few rounds. Turns out that even the eSports server could be .

 

 

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Due to complaints of players, the Gold Box mechanics will be reviewed by the developers. Recently, many players have been complaining that immediately when the "Cold box will be dripped afternoon" came up they got the infamous "A Terror Absurd" notification, forcing them to refresh the game and virtually lose all chances to catch the Old Fox.

 

 

 

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Considering the negative responses to the Daily Missions, the Developers have decided to return the Daily Gifts system to the game. However, as the Developers are not willing to withdraw from any update they bring to the game completely, the Daily Gifts will now be either Toilet Paper, a Pass allowing players to bypass the Aunty Feet system (causing them to self-destruct for no reason), a Bubble Pistol Fart (replacing the old DCC), a TOE Rattle Pass (replacing the old pass allowing you to give your tank a break from druggers), and of course – Drugs! (Weed, Crack, and @crackgold2).

 

 

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Tanki Administration Staff has announced a holiday to celebrate the slow death process Tanki is going through. Beside sales on equipment and 69x funds, the holiday this year will emphasize the epitomes of all kinds of human joy: Cold (well, the biggest holidays in many religions are in the winter), Mold (have you ever eaten mold?! That's delicious!), Gold (how can a holiday be celebrated without increased Gold Boxes?..), Rock (many of us like Rock – listen to "Holiday" by Green Day), and of course – @GoldRock (no need to explain).

 

 

 

Written by @ariking777 in attempt of setting himself as a tyrant to rule the Press realm forever and ever.

 

 

 

 

 

 

(This spoiler is a comment of mine about the article above and isn't a part of it)

My Photoshop skills aren't exactly the finest that can be, but I added the photoshopped pictures only for the visualization of the main ideas - so that you take a glance and understand it better... Those weren't meant to be great Photoshop works that'd look completely natural.

Edited August 23, 2015 by ariking777

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

Yours is so funny (did u read mine?)

The Dictator – Quick News Flash

Tanki Online Starlagger Season has officially ended. After various defeats and victories, the season has ended – but not without several major problems, including serious lag problems that caused the cancelling of a few rounds. Turns out that even the eSports server could be .

 

Due to complaints of players, the Gold Box mechanics will be reviewed by the developers. Recently, many players have been complaining that immediately when the "Cold box will be dripped afternoon" came up they got the infamous "A Terror Absurd" notification, forcing them to refresh the game and virtually lose all chances to catch the Old Fox.

 

Considering the negative responses to the Daily Missions, the Developers have decided to return the Daily Gifts system to the game. However, as the Developers are not willing to withdraw from any update they bring to the game completely, the Daily Gifts will now be either Toilet Paper, a Pass allowing players to bypass the Aunty Feet system (causing them to self-destruct for no reason), a Bubble Pistol Fart (replacing the old DCC), a TOE Rattle Pass (replacing the old pass allowing you to give your tank a break from druggers), and of course – Drugs! (Weed, Crack, and @crackgold2).

 

Tanki Administration Staff has announced a holiday to be celebrated among people from all over the world (and Mars). Beside sales on equipment and 10x funds, the holiday this year will emphasize the epitomes of all kinds of human joy: Cold (well, the biggest holidays in many religions are in the winter), Mold (have you ever eaten mold?! That's delicious!), Gold (how can a holiday be celebrated without increased Gold Boxes?..), Rock (many of us like Rock – listen to "Holiday" by Green Day), and of course – @GoldRock (no need to explain).

 

 

 

Written by @ariking777 in attempt of setting himself as a tyrant to rule the Press realm forever and ever.

[goldbox2998 35]

rephrase :)

I was exaggerating on that part

[goldbox2998 35]

Lol

The Dictator – Quick News Flash

Tanki Online Starlagger Season has officially ended. After various defeats and victories, the season has ended – but not without several major problems, including serious lag problems that caused the cancelling of a few rounds. Turns out that even the eSports server could be .

 

Due to complaints of players, the Gold Box mechanics will be reviewed by the developers. Recently, many players have been complaining that immediately when the "Cold box will be dripped afternoon" came up they got the infamous "A Terror Absurd" notification, forcing them to refresh the game and virtually lose all chances to catch the Old Fox.

 

Considering the negative responses to the Daily Missions, the Developers have decided to return the Daily Gifts system to the game. However, as the Developers are not willing to withdraw from any update they bring to the game completely, the Daily Gifts will now be either Toilet Paper, a Pass allowing players to bypass the Aunty Feet system (causing them to self-destruct for no reason), a Bubble Pistol Fart (replacing the old DCC), a TOE Rattle Pass (replacing the old pass allowing you to give your tank a break from druggers), and of course – Drugs! (Weed, Crack, and @crackgold2).

 

Tanki Administration Staff has announced a holiday to be celebrated among people from all over the world (and Mars). Beside sales on equipment and 10x funds, the holiday this year will emphasize the epitomes of all kinds of human joy: Cold (well, the biggest holidays in many religions are in the winter), Mold (have you ever eaten mold?! That's delicious!), Gold (how can a holiday be celebrated without increased Gold Boxes?..), Rock (many of us like Rock – listen to "Holiday" by Green Day), and of course – @GoldRock (no need to explain).

 

 

 

Written by @ariking777 in attempt of setting himself as a tyrant to rule the Press realm forever and ever.

[Daniel898 327]

Goldy, are the participates allowed to present 2 or more entries, not to get multiple places, just to get a better shot at the first prize?

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

Goldy, are the participates allowed to present 2 or more entries, not to get multiple places, just to get a better shot at the first prize?

2 or more entries?

[goldbox2998 35]

Planet Tanki Earth has gone wild!!! by one hell of a reporter

:excl: under construction!! :excl:

 

@BlueDragon_tamki: *preparing his papers to get ready; realizing that he has the wrong papers, he threw them at the camcorder guy by accident (he tried to throw it at a lady who gave him the papers but he missed because she ran), so the camcorder guy, with a pink face gave him the correct papers* Ahem, hello tankers! Welcome to the news while I have announcements to make (if you don't listen, I will !): today, you'll be listening about how the statue of liberty became a curse for tankers who loves to parachute, a @HeroPlayer saving lives from the attacks from @Godmode_ON, a attempting to attack TOK with ISIS and finally a strange @goldbox2998 drops from the sky without the devs knowing.

 

Again welcome! The @HeroPlayer saves the day before @Godmode_ON destroys the Eiffel Tower in Paris, the city of love! a couple who has the last names of ArchangeI were enjoying Paris by going up in the Eiffel Tower and then @Godmode_ON starts shooting the Tower and half of it was destroyed by his giant splash damage while the other half was falling. Until a @HeroPlayer saves the day by returning the other half since he caught it in time. People were wondering who was this hero? and what paint was he wearing? no one knows what he looks like but @fahim_the_boss knows it. he said,"It was the Angel paint, here's proof." And this what the paint looked like. It was blurry but was able to describe it: mostly blue with a slightly light blue yellow and green colors. No one knows who he really is and when would he come back?

About the statue of liberty is becoming a bad luck for people who live in the USA because those who love parachuting usually crash to the statue's "fire" which was actually a @GoldRock. While one parachuter crashed to the statue of liberty's face, it changed faces and it looks very creepy. The face went from

to

And thousands of people are terrified by the site of this statue and some even called it "the statue of bad luck for parachuters". But others disagree because they heard a rumor that it changes faces to this at night

Very creepy indeed! Now today, Kevred, the founder of Kevred's Fantastic Chicken (KFC) restaurant was the first to see this horrible face and its changes (yes the same one who is very sarcastic. yes, the same one who usually let his insanity go. yes, the one who is called Mr chicken. look, I'll slap you if you won't quit saying comments! That's an order! Shut up!! *slaps the commenter who won't shut up* *start of call for Kev* Anyways (sorry for any trouble or interruption), Kev decides to be a part of the news so let's welcome him!

@Kevred: Thanks

@BlueDragon_tamki:Yyou're welcome! Question: how and when did you see the statue of liberty face change?

@Kevred: So, I was returning to my home country until we made a left turn and suddenly, most of us including saw the ugly face! it was, I think, 2am Friday when we saw it!

@BlueDragon_tamki: What did you do?

@Kevred: I reported this to the President while the others were calling their family and friends about the statue.

@BlueDragon_tamki: Well thanks for joining us. Have a nice day.

@Kevred: It's done?

@BlueDragon_tamki: Of course it is! You thought it was going to take 5000 hours? *end of call*

 

long but funny

[ariking777 940]

Yours is so funny (did u read mine?)

Thanks :D Your entry seems quite good, but I bet it exceeds the word limit without having counted... :) I hate word limits - in tests, in writing contests of Tanki, everywhere :D

[marvelsuperhero 0]

Tanki market festival is pretty cool.

 

So let me tell you that I am a pretty fat guy who eats a lot(mammoth) but when its about killing I am a guy who,s on fire (firebird),well let's just get to the topic,so today was a great day because the tanki festival was on full swing,so i entered the festival,a lot of people were hanging around enjoying with their friends and family, but I was just alone,but then

I saw a girl,she was so hot(firebird) just like me but there was also a difference that she looked like she went to the gym

as she was looking fit(wasp),so I decided to instead of being a hot guy let's just be a cool guy (freeze) and I proposed to her and guess what ? ,she accepted me so I got a friend now I can around with so we were just talking but then a guy with some horns on his head and swords in his hand(viking) ruined everything and started

Fighting with me because with me I guess

And he challenged me for a fight and so I accepted the challenge and beated him so much that he had to go to hospital (garage) and then we spent all day participating in different competitions like accuracy and parkour ones and tanki should also launch a game tanki offline as there were many people who had bad WiFi connection :p. So that's how my day was.

 

LOVE THE TANKI FESTIVAL <3.

-marvelsuperhero