Contest [Issue 38] Can you Contribute to Tanki's Finest News Source? Returns!

jordan61 · August 21, 2015

Come on Gold you can do it!!!

Silence was filled with a shower of bullets from all directions.I swear railguns lasers were coming from the wall. We were the blue team and what a complete disaster it was.Mammoths falling from the top and landing upside down.The red team was like the Roman empire marching up the ramps destroying each and every one of us in the way. Our team was the team of teletubbies united in tanki . Literally spamming the chat with who is the noob and "pls admin gold". Faceplam. I realised I was seeing only 5 team members on the map. I went in the tunnel and saw the missing tanks mining the tunnel in case gold falls and pushing each other. My only hope of getting crystals was if gold dropped and i could manage to catch it. Battle funds soared but still no gold. Maybe the gold was afraid of heights or it went on strike.I followed.

Edited August 21, 2015 by jordan61

Luigi_The_Great · August 21, 2015

TANKI ONLINE PLAYERS GOING BERSERK FOR PLASTIC!!(CRYSTALS)

ALL TANKI ONLINE PLAYERS ARE CRAZY FOR PLASTIC AS IT IS WORTH NOTHING! SO HOW IS PLASTIC INTERESTING? IT SEEMS THAT THE PLAYERS ARE MOTIVATED BY THE PLASTIC FUNDS WHICH ARE WORTH ONLY CENTS. IN FACT, YOU WILL NEED TO PURCHASE 1000 PLASTIC FOR $10! (ESTIMATION) WHY NOT BUY IT AT THE CONVENIENT SUPERMARKET AND PURCHASE WHATEVER PLASTIC YOU WANT WHICH WILL COST YOU ONLY A $1 NOT INCLUDING YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD.

I APPEAL TO YOU THAT I WILL RATHER YOU SPEND YOUR PRECIOUS MONEY ON SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT, LIKE REAL PLASTIC, THAN SPENDING MONEY ON DIGITAL, USELESS PLASTIC WHICH YOU CANNOT EVEN FEEL WITH WHATEVER SENSE YOU HAVE.

IS THIS GOING TO BE THE START OF THE PLASTIC CURRENCY OR IS IT GOING TO CHANGE...

YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE. (BUT FIRST I AM JUST GOING TO PURCHASE SOME PLASTIC! SO ATTRACTIVE AND SHINY!BUT WAIT... I DON'T HAVE A CREDIT CARD! WHY~~~?! WHY WILL YOU DO THIS TO ME~~?! :( )

paritosh_batish · August 21, 2015

(dont give bad comments please.This is just my try.And please give me suggestions to improve next time)

STUNT:A big gain. :D :P

People in tanki online get a big gain doing stunts in the game.They get a feeling as if they are doing stunts in there bicycle. though the game is very good but the feeling they get LOL is disgusting man :lol: .

A serious game going in the the last few minutes of the game :o .I get the flag from the enemy base .I came very near to our base then just a guy took the flag and the game end in draw.

Why?

Because my teammates were seeing the stunt of a guy and were trying to do stunts on their own also :blink: :angry: .The guy with his thunder fell off and successfully flipped upside down <_< .Everyone appreciated him with their good comments :) .I was surprised.I got a big shock seeing an isida also trying to do :P :D :lol: !!!!!!!!.Man i asked them what they got after doing this :huh:.The guy answered that he like that thing and wanted to do it in several maps.I had a big question:How can someone get pleasure after just flipping over? :mellow:

I got the answer from one fellow,"its like doing stunts in real on my own tank." A BIG LOL.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

A new incident happened with me yesterday.My mission was to get 300xp in DM mode.It was the time when there were not much people online.First i joined one battle and there were two guys who simply gave comment "parkour" .I killed them but got bored playing like this.But what were they doing :huh: ?They were actually trying out stunts :huh: .I tried many battles which was just started and the first 3 were only with the comment of parkour to do stunts!!!!!!!!!!!.THIS IS REALLY DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.I hate people who just want stunts. -_- <_<

What i like to do is to flip the guy getting flag from the enemy base after using his drugs(i do when someone doesn't treat me well and always wants to selfdistruct me).What a big pleasure to me :wub:.The person does many hardships which is gone just by flipping lol.Where these flips are done for pleasure,here,these flips are done by other users to the tank which gives nothing more than anger ;)

Edited August 24, 2015 by paritosh_batish

dark.knight123 · August 21, 2015

Tanki justice league JUST STARTED

Recent events show that many gold boxes are stolen by hackers. A new league has been opened and has been protecting players from this cowards who have no skill and want to hack to get gold boxes. Team leader dark.knight123 says " we are trying our best to protect tankers from this people. We cant do it alone we need your help too. " Currently they have not done much work but say they will get on to it ASAP.

Some things you can do
- Stop being a noob who will hack to get gold boxes
- Dont mess with the tanki justice league, be a fighter who fights for the good
-JOIN THE LEAGUE WE ARE RECRUITING NEW MEMBERS as cleaners, toilet cleaners, messengers and many more cool jobs. B)

-AND FINALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT POINT IF U SEE ANYONE HACKING JUST TELL ME ( i want to learn too XD) (i am joking)

TANKI JUSTICE LEAGUE - ' WE PROTECT, WE FIGHT , WE ARE NOT NOOBS'
Current members

-dark.knight123
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- (tumbleweed)

Edited August 22, 2015 by dark.knight123

Burrito_777 · August 21, 2015

Tanki Online Reveals A New Powerup

The creators have been working hard and long to figure out a new powerup so it can add more features to the game. After long hours and days of thinking they thought of the powerup.

Burritos

The creators created the powerup "Burritos" to help tankers get to places faster. How it works is that the tank will collect 3 boxes, floating from the sky to charge up their gas. Once their gas is filled the tank, any hull, will fart with such force that it will fly for a limited time to get away from danger a capture a flag. This resource will be useful, allowing tanks to release their gas and get away from those annoying druggers or fly with the flag.

Another way we can use this drug is that when we collect the burritos, we can also blow away opponents. Launch tanks away from you just by farting on the tank with such pressure that the tank will fly across the map.

Burritos will start a new generation of tanks, so high tech that they can fart in the battle. Tanki Online creators are going develop more drugs after releasing Burritos, like Tacos. When Burritos are released, they will add a new drug. Maybe the new drugs can make the tank crap out mini tanks that blow up, or the tank can shoot crap, blinding the enemy tank.

We will let the creators decide...

tankmaster_85 · August 21, 2015

Tanki Admins Now Give Gold Boxes!!

Hello Tankers! In a new and much awaited change to the game, admins and/or mods now can deliver goldboxes. The system now is set upon the amount of time wasted writing "gold box pls admin" and the admin must deliver as many boxes as posts! This update will completely revolutionize the game in that instead of actually playing to rank, players now can spam "gold box pls" and make free crystals!!! This feature has been painstakingly put in place instead of the ratings system, and will add a new dimension of Tanki to the game. So spend your skill typing previously useless letters into your keyboard instead of playing the game. Rejoice!

Penguin40 · August 21, 2015

Freeze to Rule, Firebird to Surrender. [/size=18]

Our The Dictator investigator for today has spied Queen Freeze's home and found a plan:

Queen Freeze said: "I will manipulate King Firebird to fall in love with me, then I will freeze Firebird and rule! Firebird will surrender to my power, and agree to defend the Freeze Empire! Ms. Loam, will you help me?" The reply was, "Only when I get to eat the chocolate flavoured chicken pizza."

Kevin "Kevred" froze to the spot when the words were spoken. Rumours that Kevin has been arrested by Queen Freeze to be eaten are unconfirmed, and so are the rumours that an ice cube was emitting fire and it was wearing a throne. Allegedly it was King Firebird not ready to turn his empire into an ice cube, nor was he ready to surrender.

By King Penguin of Human Penguins.

hubert190601 · August 21, 2015

The wrath of the SUPPLY'S

with every passing day players log on do the missions apart of the generalissimos they spend 1 million crystals

on trying to get an XT turret.

each day in the battles the supply's dropped as normal and every thing seemed normal.little did they know what was about to happen.

IT joined the battle.

Everything changed and turned around. all the players started to slooowww doooowwwwnnnnnn.

the time seemed to start stopping.

THE supply's started to turn evil by turning on the players, The game was starting to change.

There Was only 1 cure for it

There must be a 1 vs 1 against IT..

Some of the best players where chosen to go and battle IT

many have tried to defeat IT.

The battle still continues. Will the game ever be saved.

Will this message ever be seen?

It is live a virus that is not in the code.

Why are peoples supply's going down?

It must be eliminated by the POWER!!!

hubert190601 · August 21, 2015

The wrath of the SUPPLY'S

with every passing day players log on do the missions apart of the generalissimos they spend 1 million crystals

on trying to get an XT turret.

each day in the battles the supply's dropped as normal and every thing seemed normal.little did they know what was about to happen.

IT joined the battle.

Everything changed and turned around. all the players started to slooowww doooowwwwnnnnnn.

the time seemed to start stopping.

THE supply's started to turn evil by turning on the players, The game was starting to change.

There Was only 1 cure for it

There must be a 1 vs 1 against IT..

Some of the best players where chosen to go and battle IT

many have tried to defeat IT.

The battle still continues. Will the game ever be saved.

Will this message ever be seen?

It is live a virus that is not in the code.

Why are peoples supply's going down?

It must be eliminated by the POWER!!!

not to sure if it is humours but to be honest this has got to happen eventualy

betta115 · August 21, 2015

The founding of clan wars and parkour

A newly discovered report about the founding of parkour and all clan wars. This incident happened over 6 years ago as players stated "The gold was falling but suddenly landed on a building." All players at the battle had no way could reach it with their mere struggling attempts. Then one player proposed the brilliant idea of "What if we all stacked on each other and climbed on the building." Another player at the battle gave it the nickname "Parkour" and from their on climbing on buildings and parts of the map were always called 'Parkour.' Players at that battle later on founded parkour clans such as GTT and the flying parkourists

Back to the gold- it had been a while since the gold landed and sat on the comfy roof, and the players had finally made it up. But then the horror came, just before the first tank could take it, as his treads landed on the roof, he saw it blink faster and faster and became the first tanker ever, to watch a gold box expire. :o

That one incident lead to such an large outrage everyone at that battle quit and from their formed their own clan.

This lead to the start of clan wars and, competitive tournaments,only then could their outrage be satisfied... THE END!

opidude · August 21, 2015

Twice the frequency of TO newspapers brings chaos to forum administrators

Lately, the TO newspaper has brought happiness to all with its new update: twice as many newspapers than ever!! This update has given more opportunities to read, earn crystals, eat chicken… but do we know the other side of this new surprise? Yes, I am talking about the sad story of the forum and newspapers admins.

These poor admins have been forced to work extra shifts, and are currently in a critical position. Lhamster has been forced to go on his secret missions to the TO crystal bank to steal crystals for contest winners twice as many times than before, Kevred got a part time job so that he can get the money to buy more chicken at Popeyes that fuels him to work (KFC ran out), poor little Fen-Harel has been "promoted" to Hogree's very own foot rest, and all other forum admins have been more hectic than ever.

The admins are suffering everyday getting chicken grease all over their keyboards, and they need your help. To help them, we must do something to help them get through this madness. ~~For example, we can suggest quadruple amounts of newspapers from now on to watch them suffer >: D.~~ No worries. There is a way to help, and that one and only way is to give them more chicken so that they can get more fuel to work and use Lysol wipes to wipe their greasy keyboards. The admins need YOUR help, and with this we can make a change. (now accepting volunteer applications to wipe keyboards!!)

Edited August 27, 2015 by opidude

michaelzhou · August 21, 2015

Godmode_On revealed ...?

Everyone in Tanki Online must know this mysterious and shady character who has storked Tanki Online players for many years,

No one has ever know the identity of this shady character... Until this day!

Godmode_On is the one person U least expect it to be Semyon, That is why his own account hardly ever ranks as he is the one we know as Godmode!

They left one mistake which helped me find out Semyon's secret identity, They didn't realise that Semyon who has been busy on his Godmode_On Account.

As his account has currently not ranked up and apart from him doing the V-Logs he has spare time between working, Although many people say Godmode_On is a legend I would say he is just a drugger, Atleast when he uses thunder he has to use a small amount of skill, But when he uses his current combo which involves twins and mammoth he uses absolutely no skill at all.

So as U can see Semyon is Godmode_On..

So next time U see Godmode_On online say Hi to Semyon for me.

:P

Semyon is not really Godmode_On

michaelzhou · August 21, 2015

Hello i whatch the V-LOG 55 and talk for the comunity manegers and the description for Nikolai is "Not Godmode_ON" i cry he are Godmode_ON. Thanks for atention,bye.

Link of the print of Nikolai : prntscr.com/87a9z

AliRiaz_Superman · August 21, 2015

Reservedd

aquafurgle1 · August 21, 2015

The Serious Art of Trolling

All the top youtubers of tanki; what do they have in common? That’s right, they make amateur troll montages. They flip some poor guy and then play some weird clip of this laughing man. I , however, proudly consider myself to be among the top trolls of the tanki community. This is achievable by nearly everyone, except for those who have to spell everything perfectly (definitely not talking about the reporters), those who can’t make insults, and those who simply are boring .

It isn’t tough to start a trolling career. To start off, you can join a parkour battle and run around like a headless chicken, leaving a fresh trail of mines behind you. Its a great way to be annoying and gain haters. Or, if you prefer to not waste all your fun explosives, you can browse battles flipping as many people as you can. This gets extremely fun when you make it a contest. If that is still too difficult, go insult some egotastic noob, and challenge them to a 1v1 in, of course, Dusseldorf CTF 999 flags. Among these three troll ways, there is yet a multitude more ways to annoy which you will definitely discover along the way with ease. If you really can’t do any of this , I’ll tell you to get a job at the (rolleyes) oh, so famous(and overused) KFC.

Trolling is all fun and games until you yourself get trolled. It seems that no one else can troll you, except tanki itself. From all of the parkour fails,to the epic lags and glitches,to the completely useful anti-air-hack, to somehow getting stuck between two walls. Tanki always is trolling you harder than you can troll others, but all you can do “Keep Calm and Troll On”.

SORRY, NO WORD COUNT HERE

300 words

Edited August 21, 2015 by aquafurgle1

shaftzoom · August 21, 2015

Tanki's Worst Player

The results of the “worlds worst tanker” contest have finally come to and end and the winners are

stickystumprily
puffypootpeete
ludelumpslinda

It looked to be puffypootpeete’s game, as he was leading by 20 but stickystumprily fell of the edge of of Brests wall three separate times before the time finally ran out with the clear win going to stickystumprily.

In the 20 minute mach, stickystumprily took an early lead in the first five minutes as he accidentally self destructed 4 time but then ludelumpslinda had to take an enormous potty brake lasting for ten minutes. Then puffypootpeete killed ludelumpslinda 6 times during her poo and lost several places to dishonorable mention largebumchum and lost. But she finally gained place back in the 15th minute when she mist largebumchum bringing her up in him dow in the "worst scale” landing ludelumpslinda with a solid third, and a satisfying ending to the “Tanki's Worst Player” competion.

Edited August 22, 2015 by shaftzoom

SABU_THE_CRAZY_2015 · August 22, 2015

I can keep my hands off a keyboard about as well as Bill Cosby can keep this hands off.. well, you know what! Every day I strive to log in to claim my 838 crystal reward! A few more things that just bring a light to my life is the SPECTACULAR things I'm hearing about Unity Tanki and the GREAT and extremely ORIGINAL videos Tanki YouTubers are making these days! I don't know what I'd do without these in my life!!They forgot the most essential element of all, the one object that secures a soul to enable it to possess life. We can all identify what it is, can’t we? Chicken.Sure, at first sight, you might not think this would be a problem. Who cares? You might say. But according to Kevred’s Fantastic Chicken, tanks, KFC, life, forum, KFC, gameplay, XP/BP battles, KFC, will all fade. Slowly, perhaps, but everything will shrivel and vanish without chicken.Insider from KevFC provided us news from backstage of seemingly prosperous company. Dominant chickbiz establishment, presenting numerous chick(live)stock products, is facing serious threats.

Information sources blabbed out that trading profits decreased rapidly. Fed-up consumers complain of deficient range of goods, as once-best-loved menu consisting of grandchickburger, double chickfries and chickshake is, in their opinion, „overchicked“. As one of them said: „I am not exS.C.Y.T.H.Eed!“

Recently accepted chefs stumbled into disfavor of top players. Business managment was not satisfied with new proposal and rejected promising ideas. Mcbananacake25, TriLemontoluene and vikingsrall-sized portions lacked „spirit of chicken cult“, thus not having a chance to be tested by consumers.

LightTankKitM3 · August 22, 2015

The Good old Days...

The two newest weapons added to Tanki are the biggest trolls ever. If you have been living under a rock for the past year then you wouldn't know what I'm talking about or may think I'm crazy. These weapons are Vulcan and Hammer.

When Hammer was first added to Tanki it looked completely different, maybe a little like this...

http://prntscr.com/87fmcu

But at least the stats were the same for the most part. When Vulcan came out, it was un-usable, your tank would do 3 back flips before you get done shooting fully. I felt as it I had the no-reload hack without hacking! Also, Vulcans impact is too much, but the funny thing is that it's only in the air, play Monte Carlo, you'd find out real quick everyone's trolling with Vulcan just waiting for you to jump the ramp, otherwise, they won't even shoot.

Hammer is annoying on maps like Arena when you're near the edge and it shoots, then you die without knowing what hit you. It's like,"Hey, I didn't see you there *push*." Then you go falling into the dark nothingness we call Tanki.

Edited August 22, 2015 by LightTankKitM3

Nimtiz · August 22, 2015

Seymon Kirov and the Crystal box scandal.

Breaking news just in. It has been reported that popular presenter Seymon Kirov has been caught in a succulent predicament. Sources claim that Syemon Kirov was caught in an extra marital affair with a crystal box. Now as many of you might know, crystal boxes were no longer allowed to interact with players due to campers… aka people hogging the crystal boxes if you know what I mean ;) The reason that this is such a scandal is that normal players like you and I can no longer receive free crystals from drops anymore (not including the gold box), however it appears that administrators and game developers can still have their ‘face encounters’ with them. Our exclusive with the crystal box who does not wish to be named at this moment stated, “We have known each other awhile, but in October 2014 he split up from me. He said he was going to take me out to dinner at a place that does a killer Okroshka. He never did.”

Tanki online has refused to comment on this scandal, but released a press release stating, “We know nothing of this crystal box that has claimed to be associated with Seymon Kirov who has denied all accusations. We believe him and will continue to back him as such.” A strong front being put out by Tanki Online for sure, however only time will tell where it takes us, and who is telling the truth.

We will continuing the evenings compelling news stories which are coming up, right after the break.

Edited August 22, 2015 by Nimtiz

LightTankKitM3 · August 22, 2015

Godmode_On revealed ...?

Everyone in Tanki Online must know this mysterious and shady character who has storked Tanki Online players for many years,

No one has ever know the identity of this shady character... Until this day!

Godmode_On is the one person U least expect it to be Semyon, That is why his own account hardly ever ranks as he is the one we know as Godmode!

They left one mistake which helped me find out Semyon's secret identity, They didn't realise that Semyon who has been busy on his Godmode_On Account.

As his account has currently not ranked up and apart from him doing the V-Logs he has spare time between working, Although many people say Godmode_On is a legend I would say he is just a drugger, Atleast when he uses thunder he has to use a small amount of skill, But when he uses his current combo which involves twins and mammoth he uses absolutely no skill at all.

So as U can see Semyon is Godmode_On..

So next time U see Godmode_On online say Hi to Semyon for me.

:P

Semyon is not really Godmode_On

Hats off to you, nice work, I laughed so you did your job.

dark.knight123 · August 22, 2015

can we do 2 articles

r_priyangshu0 · August 22, 2015

Breaking news! Semyon tries to do the Harlem Shake and ends up in the Harlem Hospital Center (HHC)!

It would be the absolute truth to say that this latest and greatest news is more ironic than being shrekt by a Mammoth Isida in Madness!

Our poor community manager, Semyon Kirov, found himself in the Harlem Hospital Center as a result of the latest clash with his colleage/girlfriend Maria Trusevich. It was reported that the clash was caused by the evil Haeiz3L RaI-I who reportedly sabotaged Maria's computer and left behind a note saying, "Darling! You have been working too much on Unity! You should also stay away from that noob Kasim! Do you know he doesn't know how to turn his turret? ~Semyon".

Maria's reaction was expected. She immediately departed on a trip to Malta leaving the torn note in Semyon's desk and spent the 2 nights in the hotel watching soap operas and eating ice cream all night long.

Meanwhile, Semyon was in the HQ discussing plans with the team on how to make Unity more Pay2win than the current version. After concluding the discussion, Semyon found the note in his desk and was heartbroken. Unfortunately for him, he was playing Tanki at the moment and immediately started raging in the chat, He received multiple warnings for flood and insulted a certain @dilsharox before getting banned for a week. This fuelled his rage.

He desperately started throwing things around and one of them hit the CD player which started playing a romantic love song. Raging even more now, he smashed the CD Player with his glasses and it started playing the Harlem Shake.

Confused, angry, heartbroken, and a blaring Hip Hop song playing in the background, the results were unsurprisingly disastrous. Semyon, being unable to see 2 feet infront of him, jerked against his desk, tearing his "Godmode_ON secrets" album, and fell head over heels through the window and fell 2 storeys from the Tanki HQ.

Oddly, no one noticed him and continued their work, while Semyon, feeling light-headed, started rythmically moving his body to the 90 decibel music emanating from the room he fell out of.

Though unfortunately for our CM, a lady happened to be passing along the pavement near the HQ, and a delusional Semyon hopped onto her back and decked her in a way that would put professional UFC Wrestlers to shame.

The lady screamed and instinctively groped for her phone and immediately called the police.

The police arrived and locked up Semyon. Nothing to see here.

Due to his intensive bruises, he ended up in the Harlem Hospital Center. Maria didn't visit him.

Edited August 23, 2015 by r_priyangshu0

aquafurgle1 · August 22, 2015

Breaking news! Semyon tries to do the Harlem Shake and ends up in the Harlem Hospital Center (HHC)!

Tankers! It would be the absolute truth to say that this latest and greatest news is more ironic than being shrekt by a Mammoth Isida in Madness! If you think this is less ironic, please consider going to the closest Noob Rehabilitation Hospital in your neighbourhood and register yourself with a case of ixtrime nyoub flu immediately!

Our poor community manager, Semyon Kirov, found himself in the Harlem Hospital Center as a result of the latest clash with his colleage/girlfriend Maria Trusevich. It was reported that the clash was caused by the evil Haeiz3L RaI-I who reportedly sabotaged Maria's computer,and left behind a note saying, "Darling! You have been working too much on Unity and you seriously, seriously need to stop playing Tanki when I'm not in the HQ! You should also stay away from that noob Kasim! Do you know he doesn't know how to turn his turret? ~Semyon".

Maria's reaction was expected. She immediately departed on a trip to Malta leaving the torn note at Semyon's and spent the 2 nights in the motel watching romantic soap operas and eating ice cream all night long.

Meanwhile, Semyon was in the HQ discussing plans with the team on how to make Unity more Pay2win than the current version, which is absurdly Pay2win. After sucessfully concluding the discussion, Semyon found the note in his desk and was heartbroken. Unfortunately for the heartbroken developer, he was playing Tanki at the moment and immediately started raging in the chat, He received multiple warnings for flood and insulted a certain @dilsharox before getting banned for a week. This fuelled his rage.

He desperately started throwing things around and one of them hit the CD player which started playing a romantic love song. Raging even more now, he smashed the CD Player with his glasses (without which he is blind as a bat) and it started playing the Harlem Shake.

Confused, angry, heartbroken, and a blaring Hip Hop song playing in the background, the results were unexpectedly disastrous. Semyon, being unable to see 2 feet infront of him, flopped against the desk, tearing his "Godmode_ON secrets" album, fell head over heels through the window and fell 2 storeys from the Tanki HQ.

Oddly, no one noticed him and went about doing their own business, and Semyon, feeling light-headed, started to rythmically move his body to the 90 decibel music emanating from the room he was playing Tanki in 2 minutes ago.

Though unfortunately for our CM, a lady happened to be passing along the pavement near the HQ, and Semyon, frenzied, hopped onto her back and decked her in a way that would put professional UFC Wrestlers to shame.

The lady screamed and instinctively groped for her phone and immediately called the PPD (Perm Police Department). Although this was speaking trouble for Semyon, it wasn't over yet. The lady pushed Semyon off and started hitting him with her bag, and after that, gave him a tight slap on his left cheek which left our CM with an ugly scar.

The police arrived and locked up Semyon. Nothing to see here.

Due to his intensive bruises, he ended up in the Harlem Hospital Center. Maria didn't visit him.

thats long..

chessmaster1077 · August 22, 2015

The day Godmode_ON's mechanical brain goes haywire...

It was a regular day in Tanki, or so tankers thought... The steam engine keeping Godmode_ON's brain sane malfunctioned. And you can guess what happened to all the innocent tankers on that day... Godmode starting appearing in all battles. You couldn't go one step without seeing the name "Godmode_ON". Tanki's support was clogged with tens of thousands of messages and the only way to disable this and transfer Godmode_ON to a modern engine was to go to his house! However, only one Tanki Community Manager dared to go... His mission: Destroy Godmode_ON. It was easier said than done. First, the poor community manager had to venture through the cemetery, then the Pit of Despair, which was Tanki's experimental -1000 crystal gold box. The community manager's salary turned into a debt! Alas, as soon as he reached Godmode's house, he turned the doorknob and saw a skeleton sitting on a chair, with a computer on the desk, showing Tanki Online's login screen, and he saw only the username written down... with the date showing as 12/31/1901...

You never know... this could happen ;) Beware

 [member='Godmode_ON']

Edited August 22, 2015 by chessmaster1077

Andrei_D12 · August 23, 2015

Godmode_ON and
his passion: penalties

Most of you probably have heared about the legendary Godmode_ON with his almost indestructible tank, however you know very little about him. We still don't know his real name, his favorite activities, music and so on. However he became famous among the T.O. players and now even the cops know him very well. You will certainly ask:WHY??? I'm going to tell you all the story.

It began in a Saturday when Ms Isida was burning her new kitchen trying to prepare a Canadian meal to her family. One of her neighbours told her that the policeman stopped a driver with an unusually painted "car" which was transporting gold boxes! And now I let you guess who was the mysterious driver.
The Godmode_ON in full strength!! Or better said in full TROUBLE! He was stopped for a few reasons: first of all he was seen driving with over 100 kilometres per hour in the Semyon's V-LOGs; secondly he parked in a restricted area, in this case the police officer's garden; and finally he was playing games on his smartphone when driving in Kungur.
Ms Isida found out that the penalty given to our legend was 8.000 crystals and Godmode_ON paid it with all the goldboxes he had in that moment.
She also asked the officer what he wrote in his report. In the report was written:
"The careless driver was identified as being Godmode_on, he was given a 8.000 crystals penalty and I took all his lives to return him back to level 1 in his game.
If he does the same thing again, I will confiscate the steering wheel and see on what is going to put his smartphone when playing..."

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