How to Raise a Tanki Baby.

[Fresh 2,390]

Only the people who have no life make topics like this

[Yamborghini 5]

BROFIST...for being awesome!!

[NewbieCake 3,067]

Only the people who have no life make topics like this

Only people like you post useless stuff on the forum.

[Fresh 2,390]

Only people like you post useless stuff on the forum.

like what

[Cor7y 13,862]

Only the people who have no life make topics like this

Only 6 year old kids who pretend to be grown-ups post things like these <_<

[TheGoldenTanker 4,951]

like what

Like what you just said.

 

By the way, this topic is more bizarre than a drunk Irish men ._.

 

And another thing, wouldn't the Tanki Dad be Mammoth and Thunder, the Tanki mother be Viking and Thunder and the son Hornet and Thunder?

Edited September 6, 2015 by Unthinkable

[lukey0 27,543]

lol, fabulous! :D

[Relate 714]

This legend right here. 

[Darren4Turbo 4,913]

Baby: "Mama, I didn't catch the gold box in Polygon map! :angry: "

Mum sits and plays a battle at Polygon.

 

Mama: "Don't worry, there are plenty of them there" (Didn't think before answering)

 

:lol:  :P

Edited September 6, 2015 by Darren4Turbo

[NewbieCake 3,067]

Like what you just said.

 

By the way, this topic is more bizarre than a drunk Irish men ._.

 

And another thing, wouldn't the Tanki Dad be Mammoth and Thunder, the Tanki mother be Viking and Thunder and the son Hornet and Thunder?

It doesn't matter, all Tanki babies start out the same, Smoky/Hunter/Green.

[NewbieCake 3,067]

Guys: http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=284108&do=findComment&comment=4975915

 

The truth is revealed. I wasn't sure how you guys would react if I were to place this topic on my main (this one). So I did it on my alt. Turns out you guys liked it. So I'll be doing all my articles on my main, not my alt. Enjoy! :)

[TheGoldenTanker 4,951]

It doesn't matter, all Tanki babies start out the same, Smoky/Hunter/Green.

Lol alright, fair enough.

[BSG-62 512]

wat

[Eragon 13,876]

I am speechless   :wacko:

[Rayyan 3,415]

SportsKing700, on 06 Sept 2015 - 07:38, said:

 

What the....

 

Yeah, I know the next words.

 

 

drazeruzumaki, on 06 Sept 2015 - 11:02, said:

 

i feel so proud of my tank baby

 

Me too.

Edited September 26, 2015 by Quasar

[b_jazzy 630]

Hello Moms and Dads! Today, I will be explaining how to make your baby Tank into the most versatile, legendary tanker out there! Lets get started!

 

You're a mom/dad. You just had a tanki baby. You wonder, "What do I do?" well, I have the answers for you! Here they are:

 

1. Monitor what your baby is buying.

 

Making sure you know what your baby is buying is always a good thing. But also make sure he doesn't have too much of one upgrade (M1, M2, M3 etc.). Encourage your baby to use drugs. And tell him if people are calling him noob, he's doing something right.

 

2. Make sure baby is happy.

 

Make sure your baby has a stockpile of crystals and supplies. Trust me, babies love seeing that random number of crystals. Especially if it's high! 

 

Note: I am in no way responsible if you go bankrupt because of you trying to keep your baby "happy".

 

3. Teach him the function of each turret.

 

This will help. Tell him what each turret does; you won't impressed if you see baby using Firebird as a sniping weapon. 

 

4. Teach him to never stand down.

 

His team may be losing, but tell him to never give up, to never lose hope. Those are important elements in a battle and is usually why the winning teams win.

 

5. Give him/her edible food.

 

What do baby tanks eat? Well, that's a good question *searches up on Google* ah! Diesel fuel and kerosene (whatever that is), just what a baby tank loves! I would also like to say, if your baby if your baby begins have exhaustion coming out, find the nearest latrine. Also, after baby eats his food, try to see if you can burp him. If he doesn't burp, his engine is gonna begin smoking like the chimney.

 

6. Play interactive games with him.

 

Play mine hunt with him! Or, you can create a racing track in big maps. Or just simply join a battle with him

 

In conclusion, babies are hard to take care of, and can really be a drag. But in the end, when you're nothing but a rusted Titan - Fire, you'll be proud to see your Thunder/Viking out there, fighting the good fight. And he's on the top of leaderboard too.

LOL

[minaal345 7]

Well.

 

There's a sentence I never thought I would see.

lololololol hahahah. :lol: :lol:

[minaal345 7]

I'm too young to be a parent...

Yeah, me too. :D

Mommy come here please, someone on tanki forum is saying you should monitor me

 LOL hahahaha. :lol: :lol:

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Bump..

[DanTheKiller1 2,889]

[Cortana 4,601]

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Edited November 26, 2015 by Cortana

[r_Agent101USA0 18]

Well, let's get this straight.

No one has had a baby

No one will or can

For about 5 years

[r_Agent101USA0 18]

What happen when you have... Twins? :rolleyes: :lol:

You upgrade them to m3 du

[Zenyth 6,494]

You must be such a loving parent!!

I am speechless.

+1 LMAO