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When I was a noob:
 

 

 

 

1- I didn't know what V-LOG is.

 

2- I thought that all the battle fund was mine.

 

3- I didn't knew how to change equipment when I saw other equipment than I equip ( Smoky + Hunter)

 

4- I didn't knew what is THE GAME...

 

5- I didn't know what is a youtuber....

 

6- I didn't know what is the forum...

 

7- I didn't knew what events are...

 

8- I didn't knew what is old TO- Since I am old player probably started playing from 2012.

 

9- I didn't knew what is crystal boxes....

 

10- I didn't knew What is removed things from TO. - I also didn't knew updates.

 

11- I couldn't use vulcan properly.....

 

12- When Hammer & Vulcan was added to the game I started to buy them as soon as I can...

 

13- I didn't knew what are helpers....( Admins/Mods)

 

 

I was a big noob I MISS U Old TO while i was in OLD TO times & memories  but I was a big noob that didn't know what is TO.... I knew what is old TO so later... :(

 

R.I.P Me... :(  :(  :(  

 

 

Edited by GeorgeOnsiAlfy

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When i was a nub [ i joined tanki in 20 december 2016 ] :D

 

1 : Though that shaft was the best Turret

2: Thought Rail could 1 shot every turret

3: i was trying to kill my team :P

4: when i looked at achivments i thought veteran was more easy to get then gladiator :P

5; didnt rotate at all

6; bought every thing on daily sale even tho is was useless [ mamouth m1 , Smoky m1]

7: Used all drugs i had in every spawn used the drugs i had. when they finished i thought someone hacked me

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When I was a noob, I didn't know I was a noob because I didn't know what a noob was. That just about sums it up

Edit: I just remembered, when I saw a jump hacker, I didn't know what they were, and then I saw a flying parkourists banner on the front page of tanki, and for ages I called the jump hackers parkourists

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I didn't know how to drop a flag until like WO1. 

I thought you had to press a button to grab the flag. I thought you had to press a button to capture it. I also thought you could capture the flag when your flag was taken.

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I don't actually remember most of my career, until WO1, I didn't know about community things, vaguely remember using chat and friends, and logged into forum as a 3rd Lieutenant, when I had stopped playing tanki for a while. I so well remember really speaking to people for the first time, as WO1, and those first real friends

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i didn't know where is the place to cap the flag and i didn't know about missions and goldboxs for along time mabye wo5 

i used to get the flag on last moment :3 <--- and i'm still doing that

and loved to use wasp and twins xD and i spent so many crystals on upgrading turrets,hulls m0 to m1 :'3

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In 2015 (when I was a noob) on I:

- Called Shaft "Shark"

- Discovered Isida M0 and thought it was amazing

- Saw Isida M1 for the first time and it became my dream

- Was so amazed to see Isida M2 for the first time

- Ranked up quickly at first.

- Got my first gold box in Brest because my brother told everyone to stay away from it so the poor noob could take her first gold

- Cried everytime I missed a gold box

- Didn't turn my turret until one day I was told how to.

- I thought that I got the whole battle fund and was annoyed when I didn't

- Got good scores with my Shaft M0

- Played with Isida a lot

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^using Shaft and Thunder on low rank games is great fun. New players have no idea what is killing them.

In the old days, shaft was absolutely superb at ranks like sergeant, just after it was unlocked

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when i was noob....

 

i thought goldbox gives us all 1000 supplies.

             thunder can bring a storm.

              twins will be like 2 babies on a tank.

             firebird will make you burning bird.

              supply drops are nuclear bombs.

 

                  XD

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About a year or so ago I saw twins with yellow balls in a battle when I was around 3rd LT or so and thought he was hacking because I have never seen such twins user.

 

Now I know it's an m2 twins. :P

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When I was noob...

 

I don't know how to put spoiler. I still don't

I thought I got all battle fund. 

I tried to look for hacks.

I played for 10 hours a day. 

Didn't know what gold box was.

First put [] <----- and type "spoiler" in this box.

Second put your content after the first step.

Third put [] <----- and type "/spoiler" in this box. This step is after the second step.

 

When you are done, it should look like this when you click "preview post"

 

 

content

 

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I was a nub in tanki 1.0

 

1. I never knew battle fund existed on the corner of the screen 

2. I didn't know what k/l means and including pings and fps 

3. I ALWAYS went for crystal boxes, not caring about flags, kills etc. 

4. I used to think it was funny to see hackers in tanki 1.0
5. I was a real nub at parkour. Only went with the basic 

6. I always used m3 wasp, m2 isida and m2 rail with green paint in tanki 1.0.

7. I only came first a few times in tanki 1.0 

8. I had real difficulty in earning crystals and getting better advantage equipment.

9. I had been scammed once in the chat. I got my acc hacked once in tanki 1.0

10. I only played silence 1 and 2 . I had always camped in blue team base.

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