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There once was an angry Dictator. He tried to hunt for a Mammoth but failed. So he decided to hire two mercenaries: one, being a Hunter, and the other being a Viking. He commanded them to find the Mammoth and bring it to him. ALIVE OR DEAD. So they did. They traveled through desolate wastelands, deserts, and one time, I don't know why, they decided to poke a Hornets nest. Yeah. Don't ask me what happened there. So after that disaster, they traveled back home.

 

 

"If you do not get this Mammoth, you'll be the ones to take its place." firmly stated the Dictator. 

 

 

"Yes sir!" so they went, and yet again hit another minefield. 

 

 

"I do not understand how we are suppose make it across without attracting those Wasps."  said the Viking.

 

 

"Agreed. But if we go back, we'll be dead."

 

 

So they sat, thought about and then, an idea finally hit their mind: "We can fly hack!" note: these accounts are blocked now, no need to report.

So they did that, but unfortunately, they triggered the anti-cheat system and fell into the hole of Wasps. And died.

 

THE END.

 

After they died, they re-spawned (duh, this is TO we're talking about) and decided there was only one way: they had to get a Nitrous and drive across. It would be a 'leap of faith' as some would say. Fortunately, their tank barely made it over. After that "traumatizing" event, they finally met the Mammoth. The wild beast was tough. They decided if they were to get that Mammoth, they would need to cooperate. One would be the Freeze, to slow the Mammoth down (ironic, isn't it?), and the other would be the Twins. To mindlessly shoot the Mammoth. So they did it, but guess what? They didn't do it. They failed. It was a disaster. They couldn't achieve such a hard simple task! So when they returned home, yeah, needn't I say anymore? Anyways, if you ever go visit the Dictator, you'll find two plaques there: one of a Hunter, and the other of a Viking. Being guarded by a *gulp* Titan.

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I got chased by a Wasp and strung by a Hornet. I hate Vikings, but truly love Hunters. These pants are Titan me so I guess I'll go ride my Mammoth.

And I played Tanki and got a gold with Dictator.

The end.

 

 

 

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Edited by Yisroel.Rabin
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