[Forum Game] Humorous Quotes and Sayings

[eessydo 17]

Here are the rules:

 

1. Write Something SHORT and funny. If it is a wall of text, you get an automatic *FAIL*

2. 1 post at a time

3. If it is not Funny you will get a crescendo of *FAILS*

4. 3 *FAILS* and you are banned from posting because you are clearly not funny.

 

Keep it entertaining people.

[eessydo 17]

Drink 'til she's cute but stop before the wedding.

[incredibot 0]

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

[Contaminated 129]

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

 

lol

[incredibot 0]

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

[tripinot 8]

yellow snow sticks to the most

[Contaminated 129]

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

 

omg so funny

[JHFJKDHFJDHFJD 46]

"ZOMG THIS TOPIC IS GOING BANANAS!"

That's mine :)

*but i smell a FAIL*

[r_St.Evergreen0 3]

"ZOMG THIS TOPIC IS GOING BANANAS!"

That's mine :)

*but i smell a FAIL*

 

It's only fail because you think it's fail.

[eessydo 17]

YOU BOTH FAIL

 

Strike 1: St Evergreen, JFHJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

 

AND ONE BIG FAIL TO TRIPINOT for using a crappy translator

[eessydo 17]

Good girls get fat, bad girls get eaten.

[eessydo 17]

Assassins do it from behind

[Contaminated 129]

Assassins do it from behind

 

TWSS

[eros32 7]

3 mans-latvian,russian,and chukchs sat in plane.latvian go to doors,and drop coffer full with a prongs,knifes and a spoons.russian go to next with latvian.russian says:what you doing?i drop coffer full with a prongs,knifes and a spoons.ok.russian drop coffer full with a money.chuckhs go next with latvian and russian and says:what you doing?russian says:i dorp coffer full with a money.latvian says: i drop coffer full with a prongs,knifes and a spoons.but chuckhs drop latvian and russian.:D

[r_St.Evergreen0 3]

Your shadow stays in the front, behind, at the sides, but never ontop of you.

[r_pwn0 1]

if you never succeed the first time, don't try skydiving.

[r_blackhawk5550 5]

Screw it! Best Saying Ever... Thats What She Said XD So Suck it you all lose :"D

[eessydo 17]

Screw it! Best Saying Ever... Thats What She Said XD So Suck it you all lose :"D

 

You can only lose if you are not funny, no winner.

[r_AdvocatusDiaboli0 861]

oOO SORRY I HAD MY CAPS LOCK ON.

[skitee 555]

If someone tells you they always tell the truth, don't believe them.

[r_Shark2000 2]

just put a banana in your ear and you will never hear your fears :mrgreen:

[skitee 555]

There are two things I hate: Forum threads and irony.

 

Disclaimer: I do not own this quote.

[Guest Tzusun]

Behold, the altar of kings. Our most sacred possession;

This will give us new opportunities, to give us our new destiny.... To boldly use what mankind must.

The toilet.

[r_u8plus0 42]

Never take life seriously Nobody gets out alive anyway

[skitee 555]

with 1 dollar I could buy a fake dollar bill, tricking people I had one dollar!