Tanki Diner, what's on the menu?

[NewbieCake 3,067]

Many times in your Tanki career, you'll find yourself stumbling into the TO Diner. Aside from being a place to gossip about others, you can eat. But many don't know what's on the menu, so I'm here to explain what there is.

 

 Crunchy Hornets/Wasps

 

Found only in the heart of XP/BP battles. First, we capture them in a net, then we fry 'em. It's a meal designed for those who hate among the XP/BP lovers.Can be ordered with a bit of lemon juice, garlic oil, or even hot sauce.

 

Fairly easy to find, cost: 50k Crystals.

 

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Mammoth leg with a bit of a Smokiness.

 

Typically found in Drug battles. These guys are tough to take down, but make make up for it in the smoky taste. Can be ordered fried, baked, broiled, boiled, etc. Typically, it's the Isida's that eat it, but I've seen a few cannibals come along the way.

 

Because they're so rare the cost to order one is: 300k Crystals. 

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Oven baked Vikings.

 

These guys are found pretty much everywhere. Using on the finest Firebirds known, we slowly roast them, to ensure the flavor seeps through so no bite is boring. 

 

Cost: 10k Crystals, because they're pretty much everywhere. And dominate TO's population.

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Freeze Dried Ice Cream.

 

Without a doubt, this is very popular. We start with fresh cream, whip up our special blend, then use the best Freezers to freeze dry it. The result? Well, I'll just let you find out.

 

Cost: 5k Crystals. Fairly cheap, but it doesn't fill you up.

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Me.

Yeah. That's right. I'll even serve a bit of myself on the menu.

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And there you have it. TO's diner, fully uncovered. I recommend the Crunchy Hornet/Wasps. They're delightful, they taste like pinenuts!  

Edited December 4, 2015 by NewbieCake

[hhgb 2,655]

Feels like 2013 today.

[HichigoShiiro 4,378]

^ did you just save all the pictures CPF posted or are you like his alt or sometihng 

Edited October 15, 2015 by HichigoShiiro

[hhgb 2,655]

^ did you just save all the pictures CPF posted or are you like his alt or sometihng 

[Quarks 2,255]

I will be willing to donate my Mammy. My smoky is nice though. My delicacies only. You forgot that rails have a bit off a spicy kick though. Common like pizza.

[Cor7y 13,862]

How much can I get by selling my Granny ?

Edited October 15, 2015 by Cor7y

[drazeruzumaki 5,021]

^ cheaaap guy :blink:

 

 

i say 5$

 

 

[Armaldo678 51]

I'll have 2 baked Vikings,One that is Large,the other one extra flavor.

3 Freeze Ice Cream that has chocolate syrup on top.

1 Crunchy Hornet,One with Cheese and A large Soda  ;) 

 

If you don't serve my food....

I might transform into a super saiyan!

Edited October 17, 2015 by Armaldo678

[momy950666 960]

chrunchy wasp and hornet

[dilsharox 2,395]

Lol

[r_K0Z0 166]

do you have something that doesn't cross my budget I'm not a buyer :(

so my budget is free

[NewbieCake 3,067]

do you have something that doesn't cross my budget I'm not a buyer :(

so my budget is free

Maybe you can work for me, then you won't have to pay at all. Just serve these folks above ^

[Darren4Turbo 4,913]

Crunchy Hornets/Wasps, it's a tanki chicken, right?

 

yummy...  :lol:

[Penguin40 1,714]

Crunchy Hornets/Wasps, it's a tanki chicken, right?

 

yummy...  :lol:

Oh yeah. But I order two Freeze Dried Ice Cream. 10,000 crystals shall never be sent tho.

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

You're clearly a master at humour, I loved reading this :lol: The subtle puns were everywhere, and my personal favourite was 'Mammoth leg with a bit of smokiness'. Keep this up, mate. The Dictator could use someone like you :P

[r_Soldier280 478]

Drugs.

[hhgb 2,655]

Drugs.

Got any more of them N2O's?

[Blazing-sugar-Dargon 295]

yummy tasty burger

[r_royalraj0 1,810]

good diner with wonderful menu but post with nutritional facts :P :P :P

[hhgb 2,655]

*NEW*

McTanki Thunder burger!

All those M0 Thunders from before graphics update put to good use!
 

Edited October 16, 2015 by hhgb

[N.o.6.o.d.y 575]

TANKI DINER WOOO YEAH LETS ALL EAT TANKS YEAA

[Reeco9 1,567]

The subtle puns were everywhere,

Eh, I think you and I have different understandings of the term 'subtle'.

[NewbieCake 3,067]

good diner with wonderful menu but post with nutritional facts :P :P :P

I don't want to run out of business, ya know.

[NewbieCake 3,067]

I'll have 2 baked Vikings,One that is Large,the other one extra flavor.

3 Freeze Ice Cream that has chocolate syrup on top.

1 Crunchy Hornet,One with Cheese and A large Soda  ;) 

 

If tou don't serve my food....

I might transform into a super saiyan!

 

Sir, your budget is 85k Crys, sure you can afford all that?

[Hero_No_1_unbeatable 19]

Chicken Cutlrt aaha :p