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[Issue 44] The Adventures of a Nublet


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The Adventures of a Nublet

 

 

 

Greetings. My apologies, but Night-Sisters had a large amount of Biology homework to complete, so it is I, , who will be crafting this article. Further introductions are unnecessary, as I am quite familiarly acquainted with the lot of you.

"What?" You inquire. "How in the world would this nublet fellow know me?"

I am glad you asked. You see, I am the the physical manifestation of the multing impulse that resides within all Tankers. 

Deny it if you like, but you and I both know of that little voice inside that tells you to 'accidentally' flip a teammate off the edge in Monte Carlo...with the flag. Or to mult in a tied battle, ripping victory from the grasp of your beleaguered team.  

I am that voice. So, without further ado. I give you, The Adventures of a Nublet.

 


 

Date: Unknown. 

Time: 1300. 

Location: Boombox.

 

It was a fine day in Tanki. The sun was shining, heated battles occurring, and I was winning in Boombox. The duel was fast-paced, and my opponent worthy, but the score was 5-3 in my favor.

For some time, we battled happily...and then, it happened. Exhibiting a remarkable show of poor driving, my opponent flipped

Nub mult troll that I am, I left the poor wasp on his head, and proceeded to capture another two flags.

 

Suddenly, at the bottom in chat:

 

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Aha! What an opportunity!

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#rekt. 


 

Date: Unknown.

Time: 1318.

Location: Farm.

 

Having had enough of Boombox for the day, I browsed into a tempting Farm, CTF. My team was losing, 5-7, but we were on the up-and-up, and a win seemed to be within grasp...

Well. It didn't take me long to remedy that! Equipping my trusty Mammoth, I proceeded to protect my flag.

I am pleased to report that not a soul got past my ponderous bulk.

 

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Date: Unknown.

Time: 1325.

Location: Fort Knox.

 

I was busy multing in Fort Knox, taking great pains to construct a perfect D\L ratio of 0 and 18. My teammate grew frustrated with my evident trolling. I soon set her straight. 

 

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Date: Unknown.

Time: 1337. 

Location: Polygon.

 

My gaming time was almost up, so in celebration of such a productive day, I decided to splurge a little and swing by a personal favorite: Polygon DM. 

Upon joining, the sight of a cumbersome Mammoth\Smoky sent me into the seventh-heaven of trolling ecstasy. I quickly threw on my trusty Wasp and when the opportunity presented itself, I nipped inside the spawning ghost of my lone opponent. Confused, it tried to escape from my evil clutches and respawn fully. But...hehe...due to mammoth's physical limitations and my savvy driv

 
 
 
 
 
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Haha nice writing!

 

Another example of a nublet: 

 

Nub: gold plz admin

Me: You know, you can make the gold drop on your keyboard...

Nub: omg how

Me: Press Ctrl and W and the same time

Nub: k thx

 

Nub left

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Thanks :)

 

You haven't seen me, because I just recently became a reporter. B) My first article was in Issue 43. (The Pathological Drugger.) 

OK,sorry for the delay in response but thank you for telling me I don't remember if I read the pathological drugger or not.So I will be going to read it.

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Haha nice writing!

 

Another example of a nublet: 

 

Nub: gold plz admin

Me: You know, you can make the gold drop on your keyboard...

Nub: omg how

Me: Press Ctrl and W and the same time

Nub: k thx

 

Nub left

:D awseome troll

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