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Share any "Roses are red, violets are blue" jokes you find, or think. ;)

 

 

I loved these ones:

 

 

1. Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have five fingers,

The middle one's for you :P

 

 

2. Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.

Don't feel angry you will find me there too,

not in the cage but out laughin' at you. :P

 

3. Roses are red,

facebook is blue,

no mutual friends,

Who the hell are you?

 

4. Roses are red,

violets are blue,

I have a gun,

get in the car. (Wth is this?)

 

5. Roses are red,

violets are red,

trees are red,

OMG MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

So are you

When I'm...

 

 

 

Wait, I gotta keep this kid safe for the moderation team to understand me.

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