Club "Happy Dragons" [H.D.]

[Blackdrakon30 2,943]

So do ye accept to join us, the law, the government, the Draconic Dicpublic? (BTW it should be a dicpublic - a republic dictatorship)

I am one that thinks 'tis more appropriate to possess a Drakonic government.  :ph34r:  I the new iron fish fist of law and order despite not having auth.

DICTATORSHIPS   BE   HANGED

I shalt enter a truce with thou and postpone the duel of ages, en order to retain loss of conflict.

Edited October 7, 2016 by Blackdrakon30

[Tofu 6,773]

I am one that thinks 'tis more appropriate to possess a Drakonic government. :ph34r: I the new iron fish fist of law and order despite not having auth.

DICTATORSHIPS BE HANGED

I shalt enter a truce with thou and postpone the duel of ages, en order to retain loss of conflict.

Do not get fooled by penny's tricks! Even his name has 'trickster' in it

[Penguin40 1,714]

Do not get fooled by penny's tricks! Even his name has 'trickster' in it

Haha I do love tricks but I don't ever lie, trust me ;)

[basenji7 1,199]

Verily I tell you, my mind shall not be swayed either to the left or to the right until the cookie stocks of both factions have been made plain.

Thy mind focuses on the trivial issues, thou must realize that cookies are unimportant in the face of ice cream. It is true, though, that we have more cookies and ice cream. And dost thou not see that if thy side is undecided both sides will consider thou an enemy? Come quickly and join our side, before thou art injured.

 

Haha I do love tricks but I don't ever lie, trust me  ;)

My dear Sir Penny, do not trick us with the foul words coming out of thy mouth  :ph34r:

 

But yes, let us have a temporary truce, at least until the leaders of both factions come out of hiding and resolve this conflict, whether violently or not remains to be seen.  :ph34r:  :ph34r:

[LIMITFULL 1,793]

I join whichever side has cookies.  :ph34r:

Verily I tell you, my mind shall not be swayed either to the left or to the right until the cookie stocks of both factions have been made plain.

Honestly troops, I like cookies too.  Fancy cookies with milk chocolate inside & outside, are better than plain...

:P

Can't wait to see DoS's thoughts here.

Though chatter of rebellion is sort of like walking through the airport joking about carrying a bomb.  Watch out y'all..!

:ph34r:

[Fireboy197_online 0]

Hi i am sergant major i have no M1 gun or turret can i join pls

[LIMITFULL 1,793]

Hi i am sergant major i have no M1 gun or turret can i join pls

Please read rules (can't apply yet) and make sure when you have the right garage, fill out the application on Page 1.

Thx..!

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

So do ye accept to join us, the law, the government, the Draconic Dicpublic? (BTW it should be a dicpublic - a republic dictatorship)

I can't be the only one who thinks "dicpublic" sounds much more wrong than it is.

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

Nay, brother, useth thee this recipe:

 

- 1 genuine quote from 'The Lord of the Rings'

- Gold (5+ pounds, the purer the better)

- Ye sacred substance known as 'chocolate' (Ah, do dragons loveth chocolate!)

 

Directions: Placeth ye fine auriferous hoard in a heapeth, then arrangeth ye fine chocolate atop. Dance around yon heap of glorious goodness three tymes, chanting harmoniously said quotation. End thy incantation with a loud shout, and behold! I shall cometh.

lmao this is so old XD

[kaisdf 3,320]

In the last few hours, we've advanced three pages, and said absolutely nothin of any use whatsoever....

 

Honestly troops, I like cookies too.  Fancy cookies with milk chocolate inside & outside...

ooooh... some people are just a higher class than the rest of us... I can wait till I get out of these plebeian classes and advance to the ranks of chocolate inside ​cookies...

[gabriele02 3,813]

omg!? purple! really? :mellow: :mellow: :mellow:

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

omg!? purple! really? :mellow: :mellow: :mellow:

you should be happy he didn't use pink *facepalm* (

[gabriele02 3,813]

you should be happy he didn't use pink *facepalm* (

xDD you me and tofu only use THIS  color -_-

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

you should be happy he didn't use pink *facepalm* (

Pink is such a manly colour, what's wrong with it?

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

Pink is such a manly colour, what's wrong with it?

we say that if a man uses pink it means he's gay

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

xDD you me and tofu only use THIS color -_-

u mad bro? I'm not gay -_-

[gabriele02 3,813]

u mad bro? I'm not gay

?

spam soooory

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

ok i am 7 exp from ranking :D

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

ok i am 7 exp from ranking :D

man I wish I could join your rankup :(

Congo :)

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

we say that if a man uses pink it means he's gay

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

 

we say that if a man uses pink it means he's gay

:blink: :blink: :blink: ok...

[kaisdf 3,320]

Meh, lucky I chose purple instead of pink then, isn't it?

[personia 4,036]

AYE! I'm here now! xD

 

 

I wish I had the ability to give you a warning point for excessive spam, and kick you outta Cresteds, but I'm not even a Crested :/

TL:DR - I just said no spam to Zac Martin, the Prince of Spam. B)

I will literally fight you m8. 

 

Per back at it with the tROWLING

YOU KNOW IT, MY MAN! I'M JUST     ROWLING    WITH LAUGHTER! AGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

No need to be sorry mate, we consider caps spam, and we love spam.

 

Ooooh Basen you gonna take that?

 

fight me m8, u w0t

I second all of those notions.

 

amateur

 

I have a constant 900-1200 ping every game.

Yeah, I know that feeling.

 

No ping greater than 999 ! Are you lying?

Nah, you can have higher pings, it just doesn't show any higher than 999.

 

And who dareth dethrone Sir Personia from the mighty throne of 'Kingeth ofeth Spameth'?

Goodeth sireth, Ieth doeth sayeth toeth youeth thateth noeth mortaleth maneth noreth dragoneth wouldeth evereth beeth ableth toeth dethroneth meth frometh theth higheth seateth ofeth spameth.

 

tbh, with the latest DoS Decree, Sir Personia may wish to watch his hide?  The All-Knowing, All-Seeing, and All-Powerfull @DragonOfStorms could make a public de-throning.  Better than a de-heading mind you... :ph34r: :wacko:

 

Nice vid - cool... :)

YOU WANNA FIGHT M8! SIR I MAY BE, BUT THIS IS DISGRACEFUL! Good sir, you shall be in need of eyes behind you, for as they so say, "Watch your back".

 

Let us duel, Sir Limit, for the honor of the public EXECUTION of the oh-so-shameful-DoS-disobeying Sir Personia... *mwahahahhahaaha* *continued evil cackling* *etc.* *etc.*...

 

#spam4life

 

And hey, I have a proposal: due to the inordinate amount of spam and the various colors our members have adopted, it would be nice if for actual clan stuff (wars, trainings, actual suggestions, acceptions by Cresteds) we could designate one specific color (like this or this, perhaps?). It would be nice, I think, for people who don't wanna wade through all this spam to find actual news. Thoughts on this idea? 

I can't tell if you're agreeing or disagreeing that I should be killed.

 

Also, agreed.

 

Also, good idea.

 

 

I, Sir Penny the Trickstar, thereby vote on representation of the Dragon of Storms, to execute Miss Basen Jesven, Sir Toffy "Tofu" Sugarton, and rebel against the Draconian Dicpublic, Zac Martin, in front of the public of the Draconian Dicpublic, our honorable Dragons and Elder Dragons. 

 

 

Penny the Trickstar's Order and Vote Sign

_{Penny ^{the Trickstar - Order and Vote}}

 

NAY! NAY! NEIGH! To all of this do I say nay! Firstly, as proof of their poverty and ignorance, they (foolish scum) believe that a vote is being held! NAY! This is a dictatorship! Though in this 'dipublic' (a word so rotten it makes me shiver to the core, and a foolish, not in the least, failure of a system) you might have been able to vote, this is not the 'dipublurgh'... *pukes* 

I pray you will pardon me, though I am unsure whther it is I or Penny THE TRICKSTER that needs the pardon! He does not have royal a seal!

 

Truly it is dishonourable that he should come seeking your ear, Lord DoS.

 

 

 

I, Lord Abbadoom, hereby vote on representation of the Crested League, to execute Miss Basen

Jesven, Sir Toffy "Tofu" Sugarton, and self-proclaimed spamlord and rebel against the Draconian

Republic, Zac Martin, in front of the public citizens of above said Draconian Republic, our

honourable Dragons and Elder Dragons.

 

Crested Order & Vote Signed

~Lord Abbadoom

 

AGAIN, GREAT LEADER! AGAIN! Assuredly, your ear will not be taken by such wicked lies as these! 

 

Firstly, a republic? Faugh! The great king of this land is King Dragon of storms alone! And though you may recall my request of a deposition, 'twas only a mere jest!

 

You see, great leader, they try to steal your ear, when they are even divided amongst themselves! My king, the first talks of a 'dipublic' (A most disgusting proposition altogether) and the second talks of a republic! There is only one group of rebels here, for no noble men would be as divided as peasents such as these. I beseech you my king.

 

 

The above statements by the most dishonorable Lord Abbadoom and Sir Penny have led me to the conclusion that this draconian dictatorship has been tainted with lesser folk in commanding positions. I had previously held this exalted realm in high regard - those ignorant days are over. I am now firmly convinced of the necessity of overtaking the ill-bred superiors in our clan.

 

Let us rebel, fellow citizens, against this corrupt empire, and regain our freedom and our voices! 

 

Will you join in our crusade? Who will be strong and stand with me? Beyond this wretched leadership is there a world you long to see? Then join in the fight that will give you the right to be free! 

 

Thank you very much for the consideration of my opinions. 

 

I am grieved that the honorable Sir Penny and Lord Abbadoom think so lowly of me, as to group me with the horrible spamlord fellow rebel Sir Personia. I do apologize for the troubles I may have caused. Nah bruh I ain't sorry 

 

~ Miss Basen Jesven, Campaign Director of the Rebellion 

Shot for not using my name. And also, art thou with me or against me, for you do not make thyself clear.

 

 

I, Sir Penny the Trickstar, thereby vote to apply the Law of Equality within the Draconic Dicpublic, that is, that no person attains a truly higher rank in the world than any other person, except by virtue.  

 

And as for you, I believe you insulted the Dragon of Storms without reason, just for the attempts of reducing spam and terror. Your death penalty has thus been lifted, but rebellion by force does behold a great punishment the likes of death. 

 

Penny the Trickstar's Order and Vote Sign,

Penny^{The Trickstar - Order and Vote}

 

A death sentence?! On whose orders? Who was it that gave you permission? Whom will be the executioner? And where should it take place? How will you finance it? So on, and so forth! Such insolence shall not be forgotten. In fact, I shall do something of it in this moment!

 

DoS, upon your command I shall execute both Penguin the trickster and Abs of doom. As the executioner, I shall bring my good friend, Sir nile200. This execution shall take place in a court of your choosing, and it shall be financed out of my own pocket. The reason for these executions is the insults that have been made to me and mine, and also to the glorious dictatorship that has been created here.

 

I await your answer.

 

The rebellion intends to overthrow the corrupted people such as yourself, easily led astray by false prophets from the mighty power of spam. 

PREACH IT SISTER! 

 

I am honoured, not grieved to be mentioned in the same breath as that of Spamlord Zac and would like to join any rebellion against the tyranny of 'Dragon of Storm' and their so called representatives 'Penny the trickster' and 'Flabby'. It breaks my heart to see such a glorious society become corrupted because of two impostors who call themselves friends of the emperor but I ask thee, who are your real friends, who can you trust? Anyway to the matter at hand. It seems as if our emperor has fallen prey to them, and is likely to support them till the last breath of the empire, although that event will happen quite soon. So Basen, I am ready to join thee and Zac to escape from the impostors and form a rebellion

Sir Toffy 'Tofu' Sugarton

No brother! I beseech you, Dragon of storm has done nothing, however his these two peasants have falsely represented him! Do not fall to their bate! Indeed, Penny is a trickster, and if you listen to them, Abbadoom will bring his abs of doom, and they shall be YOUR doom. 

 

Indeed, they a foul pests, but they have devious tricks up their sleeves. Do not falter in your steps. 

 

May your spam guide you.

 

Guys guys, it's time to stop. Jokes are fun but not when they continue for too long. Plx DoS, deal with this toffy nug, he's worse than Zac....

WOAH WOAH WOAH M8! You're worse than Tofu by FAR!

 

 

oh boy people we're playing "Knights and Dragons and Shakespeare - the roleplay!"

 

except everyone is a dragon lol

 

also this feels like a really fun minigame x3

 

EDIT: No Penny, I rather like this. Mwahahahahahahahhahhhh

 

jk this is my last one

 

 

 

I send this message to Sir Penny the Trickstar on the new punishment for rebellion.

 

Honourable sirs and ladies, it has been decreed that while death to any form of rebellion

is a just practice, it is not as effective as it once has been. As seen by the failed coup d'etat

demonstrated by the villainous Zac Martin and Sir Toffy "Tofu" Sugarton, rebels continue

to arise against our Lord and Saviour, Great Dragon of the Storms. Thus, I propose a new

law to furthur punish those accused of treason. The death penalty will be no more, but will

be replaced with a much harsher law. Ladies and gentledragons, I propose to you that all

rebels be spanked and then banned from HD! Beware all ye rogues, we will not take

rebellion kindly!

 

Signed thus,

~Lord Abbadoom

Ahahahahahaha.

Hahahahaha.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

That was very funny. But I have only one question. Who are you proposing that to? The leaders of this clan? For though I am not as high as the great DoS himself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlujizeNNQM

, I do in fact have power in this court! And there is a reason DoS promoted me up the ranks! 

 

Might I remind you all at this point, that both of these perpetrators have been in the same position as myself, and yet THEY LEFT! This is a clear example of their disloyalty!

 

 

For all 6 of the above.... Wow. Thanks for spamming my name all over the forum. How beautiful. xD

 

Stand firm plebians and peasants! Thy rebellion is stirred and we must remain stalwart. Let our plans not be thwarted. Ride with me towards victory, where we will gain a-plenty. Thou must remain firm in confidence that our dragons are superior.

 

Thy forces of Spam are assembled. Make thine move.

Yes bother! Now is the time! Let us destroy the two false prophets who claim to have the best in mind for this court, but are in reality only looking after their own selfish interests!

 

Verily, thine words of valour hath pierced thy heart. I shalt not stand aside as a rebellion stirs. Our cookies art wholly greater than thou's, efforts to create as magnificent a masterpiece shalt be in vain. Tis time to stand against these tyrants, let us not act in hugger-mugger.  They may pose in our path, ac we shalt strike back. Our mægan is far beyond that of their own. Thy cookies art stronger, and our forces of more courage. What is thy fight, kingdom dogs?

Yep. All of our stuff is better.

 

The Rebellion has lots of cookies waiting to get destroyed by your intestinal juices

Again do I say, there need not be a fight between ourselves and DoS! We have no fight against him. He has not acted on his threats as of yet, and it is unlikely he will! He is to multy to ever do so! :P

 

Our side has the law, support to the kingdom and opposition to rebellion. We do have crystals and cookies and a lot more but I will not force you, 'tis your choice Nathaniel the Gnat. I shall not dare bribe you, for it defies the law and betrays myself and the Draconic Dicpublic.

Gnat! My friend! You dare even turn an ear to these foul creatures? THEY propose a 'dipublic' one minute, and the next is a republic, and then it is back to a dipublic! You are one of solid mindedness and not a fool. you do not change your mind every second. Wherefore is your place amongst such despicable fools! They say that we are the rebellion! Nay, I say to that! We are the backbone of this clan! All that it is built around! We are brothers, masters of the railgun and in the royal halls, as well as the most honourable practice of spam. Join us brother!

 

Comrade! I am at thy command. I suggest that we wait for Spamlord Zac to decide our next move, rash decisions are a genius' downfall

You are a wise friend Tofu, and I am glad that you are with me.

 

Verily I tell you, my mind shall not be swayed either to the left or to the right until the cookie stocks of both factions have been made plain.

We have more. End of story.

 

We have as many cookies as the empire, and more

^What he said.

 

Thy words of thineself art more true than ever.

Thou indeed carries songs of wisdom. We shalt be the viper, we art the bandit on the road. The night is thy comrade.

 

 

I know naught thine grievances, ac I shalt stand with thy cookies. I may be champion of Septembre, soever that may carry power  of, ac we shalt not back down. Thou art a scoundrel to support a kingdom of fallen dreams.

 

 

Thou shalt be pleased to come upon that we recently obtained fourscore packages of Thinmints and threescore of chips of chocolate. Our strength is enforced, our might increased tenfold. 

Indeed this is true, though we have far more than just that.

 

We art ones who hold clan laws in high regard, despite rebellion.  We art the prime non-flooders.

:ph34r: Yup yup we definetly aren't flooding and spamming right now because it sounds really refined. Nothing refined-sounding could ever be considered spam! 

 

 

I'll stop talking in old English once DoS resolves the rebellion and orders a stop.  :P

 

 

I'm afraid 'tis unlikely that he shall ever arouse himself from the constant state of multiness that he is in.

 

So do ye accept to join us, the law, the government, the Draconic Dicpublic? (BTW it should be a dicpublic - a republic dictatorship)

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT. Do we accept to join YOU?! SCOUNDREL! YOU ARE A PEASENT! Get thy hind quaters out of this fine court in this instant before I take to you with my war hammer!

 

Thy mind focuses on the trivial issues, thou must realize that cookies are unimportant in the face of ice cream. It is true, though, that we have more cookies and ice cream. And dost thou not see that if thy side is undecided both sides will consider thou an enemy? Come quickly and join our side, before thou art injured.

 

My dear Sir Penny, do not trick us with the foul words coming out of thy mouth  :ph34r:

 

But yes, let us have a temporary truce, at least until the leaders of both factions come out of hiding and resolve this conflict, whether violently or not remains to be seen.  :ph34r:  :ph34r:

Indeed, I have come. This shalt be a summary of my feelings and opinions, as well as an indication of the direction that we should move foward in:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh and also, Dos, I think I just beat your record for number of things quoted. This is at 27.

Edited October 7, 2016 by personia

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

Personia I think quoting every single post and then replying to each one for a hundred pages is probably considered spam

 

seriously that actually took some time to read

[personia 4,036]

Personia I think quoting every single post and then replying to each one for a hundred pages is probably considered spam

 

seriously that actually took some time to read

LOL.

 

I win. :D