Club "Happy Dragons" [H.D.]

[Blackdrakon30 2,943]

I had to bail to go and burn things in chemistry.  :ph34r: It was too cool to slack off on.

Edited December 13, 2016 by Blackdrakon30

[gabriele02 3,813]

You guys r weird

[basenji7 1,199]

Extra sharp pen of righteousness at the ready:

 

 

The wind howled, the dust flew, and tempers rose to a fever pitch. Those who had gathered to watch the battle unfold were now ceasing their chatter and were now focusing on the two combatants. On one side, the Yiper, a shiny new battle tank adorned with the 3 stars of the Lieutenant General, and sporting a 50 mm cannon only known as "Thunder" - a testament to its destructive power. On the other side, a rusty tank with five shabby squares, the ensign of a Warrant Officer 5. This tank, too, held the Thunder, but its own thunder was rather old, unused for many ages. Perhaps it wouldn't work properly. Nobody would know until the battle began, anyhow.

 

A sudden screech pierced the thoughts of the crowd. "Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for gathering here! I present to you, Yiper!"

 

Wild enthusiasm ensued. It was obvious the Yiper was the favourite.

 

"And I present to you as well, the Abs!"

 

The enthusiasm died down rapidly. Again, it was obvious nobody expected this shambles of a tank to win.

 

"And as your host, Blaster da master of da swagster, I hereby allow this battle to commence!"

 

Multiple booming shots ensued. The dust flew, the remaining trees on the scorched earth fell, and long-forgotten riverbeds cracked open. The crowd watched in eerie silence. The older tank was quite obviously putting up a good fight, even if they couldn't see the battle clearly through all the dust flying through the air. However, after the storm is the clear sky, and so too the dust cloud finally subside. The Yiper, once shiny and revered, was now a pile of scrap metal on the ground. On the other hand, the Abs was in the same state as before. A little ruffled, but otherwise perfectly fine.

 

"HOW DID THIS HAPPEN, YOU ASK?", Blaster da master of da swagster yelled through his comically oversized megaphone, "WELL, HERE WE HAVE THE REPLAY OF THE BATTLE CRYSTAL CLEAR FROM THE AIR!"

 

The replay started, the crowd's accusations of hacks died down, and soon it all became clear what happened. The Yiper's commander had smirked at the Abs, driven the tank forward, then slipped on a banana peel. In his confusion, he tried to stand the tank upright by shooting at the ground, but to no luck. The hull was just too light, and the Yiper ricocheted off the canyon walls multiple times before coming to a stop in front of the Abs, kneeling in defeat at last. The winner was clear, and so was the message.

 

Throw your banana peels in the trash.

 

The Flabs of doom, beaming with pride, drove forward towards the place of honor reserved for the winner. In his arrogance, however, he had forgotten something. He slipped on that oh-so-innocuous banana peel, like his enemy had, and he, too, was swept from his throne of honor. 

 

Cries of "RO CRI NUB MULT XAXXAXAXA" rang throughout the land. 

 

In her forgotten corner, Basen smirked, victorious. 

 

:ph34r:  :ph34r:

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

 

The Flabs of doom, beaming with pride, drove forward towards the place of honor reserved for the winner. In his arrogance, however, he had forgotten something. He slipped on that oh-so-innocuous banana peel, like his enemy had, and he, too, was swept from his throne of honor. 

 

Cries of "RO CRI NUB MULT XAXXAXAXA" rang throughout the land. 

 

In her forgotten corner, Basen smirked, victorious. 

 

:ph34r:  :ph34r:

 

 

The crowds cheered Basen on. "Basen, Basen, Basen, Basen!"

 

"Basen...Basen...Basen!"

 

"BASEN! BASEN! BASENJI!"

 

"BASENJI IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP YOU HAVE SCHOOL TODAY!"

 

Basen woke up. The newspaper she was reading last night was still open, turned to page 4: "ABS HAS SHOCKING VICTORY AGAINST THE YIPER". She had been dreaming dreams of grandeur and fame ever since she found that story, it was exciting, dramatic, and enough to make anyone jealous. Basen would know that better than anyone.

 

"BASEN, YOU'LL BE LATE FOR THE BUS!"

 

Groan. Basenji would have to wait her turn for the throne.

 

 

Your move.  :ph34r:

Edited December 13, 2016 by mydoom.exe

[Total_SkiIl 1,983]

Who's up for a duel? M1/M0 XP only ok

[Blackdrakon30 2,943]

 

The crowds cheered Basen on. "Basen, Basen, Basen, Basen!"

 

"Basen...Basen...Basen!"

 

"BASEN! BASEN! BASENJI!"

 

"BASENJI IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP YOU HAVE SCHOOL TODAY!"

 

Basen woke up. The newspaper she was reading last night was still open, turned to page 4: "ABS HAS SHOCKING VICTORY AGAINST THE YIPER". She had been dreaming dreams of grandeur and fame ever since she found that story, it was exciting, dramatic, and enough to make anyone jealous. Basen would know that better than anyone.

 

"BASEN, YOU'LL BE LATE FOR THE BUS!"

 

Groan. Basenji would have to wait her turn for the throne.

 

 

Your move.  :ph34r:

Sorry Basen m'lady, but I'll take your turn and masterfully turn this situation around.  :P Not, of course, to doubt your valor and capability in writing.

The crowd cheering dispersed her nostalgic recollections of her dream, and tugged Basen back to the moment. That wish, long ago to become champion, had finally come true. Yiper and Abs were finalists, long back in the day of her childhood, when she loved Tanki more than anything before. It was truly a game that made her feel..... something. Something special. She stepped up to the podium, accompanied by the noises of a roaring crowd. She spoke.

 

"It has been a long journey to this moment. I once had a dream, when I was little, of winning this event. As you can now see, Abs and Yiper are both noob mults. I swear to represent you as the Champion of Tanki Online, and to not slip on banana peel"

 

The crowd screamed in approval, and it had never felt so real. She had never before felt shockingly alive. She knew it wasn't a dream again, not this time. Dreams are merely signs of what can become, as long as you work to achieve it.

[shresthkhandelwal 606]

Congo shresh :wub:

 

 

Congo shre

 

 

Thx 

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

Sorry Basen m'lady, but I'll take your turn and masterfully turn this situation around.  :P Not, of course, to doubt your valor and capability in writing.

The crowd cheering dispersed her nostalgic recollections of her dream, and tugged Basen back to the moment. That wish, long ago to become champion, had finally come true. Yiper and Abs were finalists, long back in the day of her childhood, when she loved Tanki more than anything before. It was truly a game that made her feel..... something. Something special. She stepped up to the podium, accompanied by the noises of a roaring crowd. She spoke.

 

"It has been a long journey to this moment. I once had a dream, when I was little, of winning this event. As you can now see, Abs and Yiper are both noob mults. I swear to represent you as the Champion of Tanki Online, and to not slip on banana peel"

 

The crowd screamed in approval, and it had never felt so real. She had never before felt shockingly alive. She knew it wasn't a dream again, not this time. Dreams are merely signs of what can become, as long as you work to achieve it.

 

The dark figure sat at the desk. No way could he possibly one-up this message. It was a genuine message of hope from a higher ranker to a low rank, even lower than himself.  The pen fluttered on the desk, but no message appeared. It was a battle of wills, from the Drakon to the figure, and the figure was losing. He simply didn't know how to combat this, as it no longer was of a comedic tone, and was uplifting, rather than a condescendent mockery. Those were the types of messages the figure was used to fighting, not this. If he agreed, he would be agreeing that the Basen was better - a loss for the figure. But if he didn't agree, he would be disregarding the message of hope - also a loss. What to do?

 

However, the figure had just remembered something, and it was true. In fact, the figure could possibly even turn this around. The figure dipped the pen in the near-empty ink pot, and scrawled several words on the page. A raven would take the message to its receiver the next morning.

 

---

 

Basen smiled at the crowd. It was a wonderful feeling, standing where previous TO legends had once stood.

 

"Caw"

 

A raven had landed on the podium, with a message tied to its leg, no less. Basenji, confused, picked the bird up and looked at the scroll. When she read its contents, she smiled once more.

 

"abs iz nug mult k ph34r ;p;p;p"

 

Edited December 13, 2016 by mydoom.exe

[LIMITFULL 1,793]

guys im eally sorry but im going to have to leave the clan don't have time for it i have a lot of schoolwork so i cant play often and my life is very busy so im going to need to leave. ^_^ -_-  but let the #spambrozz rule forever. B) B) B)

DR123 - so sorry to hear you need to leave.  I hope we can still see you back here from time to time, and that you'll join once again if ever the mighty winds blow you back to Tanki..!   :( :rolleyes:

 

Anything new? Can't read all pages. 770 notifications.

And congo to tofu.

SLT!!   SLT!!!

So happy to see you are still reading / writing..!!

 

Oh yeah and I really am leaving this position. It's not because I mult, it's rather that I feel that some people are more deserving of this position. Like even though Gnat mults he still helps a lot. I spend so less time for this clan now. I feel it's better to have a new voice.

 

If you want me to endorse you, please PM me and give me a short (not like 1000 million words) explanation about your qualifications. Buyer beware, I will look through your posts.

 

After that I will still be in clan as I usually do, still give my feedback as I usually do, just not be a Crested.

 

Thanks,

Fleety

Oh Fleety man.  You have always been so awesome.  What is happening in RL that can pull you away from us?!?  :blink:

I'm sad to think we'll miss your regular comments and insights (though I guess that has been happening for a few weeks now?) .... But understand life happens as well.  Glad to hear that you are still planning to make the weekly plug, and will be available for thoughtful counsel and commentary.

 

So, 1 vacant Crested position and 1 opening up, should DoSsY so bless.  And SLT, were you donating back your Crested seat also?

If I review the past hundred or so pages of SpamLand, and think about my time here, I have much respect for the following members.  Not that this is an all-inclusive list, but takes into account some longer time, games played with, other discussions, etc...  In no particular order ... :->

TOFU   -   BD30   -   PPS   -   Gab/Bags   -   KAISDF   - PENNY   -   BASEN

 

Sorry for my inactiveity lately . Mom's being more strict with the computer. Making me do more chore's (mostly bringing in more wood and stacking it) so I haven't really been in game for the last 2 weeks. It sucks tho. A few months ago I would have been halfway through First Lieutenant by now ........ I'll try to be more active here in the forum but I'm pretty much only playing on Friday or Saturday as of rn

Glad to see you - HELLO!!!

Get those chores done faster, in return for more computer time!!

 

YOU ALL HAVE BEEN TROLLED XAXAXAXAXA No seriously, I ain't leaving. I had thought about leaving, but then I changed my mind after some hours. Quite amusingly, everyone had already made such a huge fuss about it, I just had to have some FUN! XAXAXA

He guessed it, and now he gets a cookie.

 

I also figured out why I REALLY wanted to leave. It is because I without a job, too free, too bored, too lonely. Therefore, I request everyone to please give me a task or role such as War manager etc. If I have so much time free, lets put this to good use eh?

 

And I think I just broke your record for most quotes personia, this one's at 39 :3 . Now do I get added back to the Skype group? *puppyeyes*

Don't go around scaring me like that bro!!

And wow - super Multi-Quoting!  I'm impressed.  Though combined with the extra spam, wondering how we'll ever keep you down to 2 posts a day?!?   :wacko: :ph34r:

 

Woooow 

My rankup and gold box together so luck i recorded them :D

I took the gold too !! 

 

 

Congrats on the rankup and gold, and ability to get so many pictures...

All I have for my Major are sad memories of what could have been...  :( :P

 

Extra sharp pen of righteousness at the ready:

 

 

The wind howled, the dust flew, and tempers rose to a fever pitch. Those who had gathered to watch the battle unfold were now ceasing their chatter and were now focusing on the two combatants. On one side, the Yiper, a shiny new battle tank adorned with the 3 stars of the Lieutenant General, and sporting a 50 mm cannon only known as "Thunder" - a testament to its destructive power. On the other side, a rusty tank with five shabby squares, the ensign of a Warrant Officer 5. This tank, too, held the Thunder, but its own thunder was rather old, unused for many ages. Perhaps it wouldn't work properly. Nobody would know until the battle began, anyhow.

 

A sudden screech pierced the thoughts of the crowd. "Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for gathering here! I present to you, Yiper!"

 

Wild enthusiasm ensued. It was obvious the Yiper was the favourite.

 

"And I present to you as well, the Abs!"

 

The enthusiasm died down rapidly. Again, it was obvious nobody expected this shambles of a tank to win.

 

"And as your host, Blaster da master of da swagster, I hereby allow this battle to commence!"

 

Multiple booming shots ensued. The dust flew, the remaining trees on the scorched earth fell, and long-forgotten riverbeds cracked open. The crowd watched in eerie silence. The older tank was quite obviously putting up a good fight, even if they couldn't see the battle clearly through all the dust flying through the air. However, after the storm is the clear sky, and so too the dust cloud finally subside. The Yiper, once shiny and revered, was now a pile of scrap metal on the ground. On the other hand, the Abs was in the same state as before. A little ruffled, but otherwise perfectly fine.

 

"HOW DID THIS HAPPEN, YOU ASK?", Blaster da master of da swagster yelled through his comically oversized megaphone, "WELL, HERE WE HAVE THE REPLAY OF THE BATTLE CRYSTAL CLEAR FROM THE AIR!"

 

The replay started, the crowd's accusations of hacks died down, and soon it all became clear what happened. The Yiper's commander had smirked at the Abs, driven the tank forward, then slipped on a banana peel. In his confusion, he tried to stand the tank upright by shooting at the ground, but to no luck. The hull was just too light, and the Yiper ricocheted off the canyon walls multiple times before coming to a stop in front of the Abs, kneeling in defeat at last. The winner was clear, and so was the message.

 

Throw your banana peels in the trash.

 

All HAIL YabbaDoom!  Nice story .. look forward to the sequels!!   :D :D

 

What! I only take 2 minutes ( plus 30 seconds, you know, the flush)

Please tell me you also wash your hands.  Or is that done as part of the flush time??   :ph34r:

[PracticeParkourStunt 2,542]

DR123 - so sorry to hear you need to leave.  I hope we can still see you back here from time to time, and that you'll join once again if ever the mighty winds blow you back to Tanki..!   :( :rolleyes:

 

SLT!!   SLT!!!

So happy to see you are still reading / writing..!!

 

Oh Fleety man.  You have always been so awesome.  What is happening in RL that can pull you away from us?!?  :blink:

I'm sad to think we'll miss your regular comments and insights (though I guess that has been happening for a few weeks now?) .... But understand life happens as well.  Glad to hear that you are still planning to make the weekly plug, and will be available for thoughtful counsel and commentary.

 

So, 1 vacant Crested position and 1 opening up, should DoSsY so bless.  And SLT, were you donating back your Crested seat also?

If I review the past hundred or so pages of SpamLand, and think about my time here, I have much respect for the following members.  Not that this is an all-inclusive list, but takes into account some longer time, games played with, other discussions, etc...  In no particular order ... :->

TOFU   -   BD30   -   PPS   -   Gab/Bags   -   KAISDF   - PENNY   -   BASEN

 

Glad to see you - HELLO!!!

Get those chores done faster, in return for more computer time!!

 

Don't go around scaring me like that bro!!

And wow - super Multi-Quoting!  I'm impressed.  Though combined with the extra spam, wondering how we'll ever keep you down to 2 posts a day?!?   :wacko: :ph34r:

 

Congrats on the rankup and gold, and ability to get so many pictures...

All I have for my Major are sad memories of what could have been...  :( :P

 

All HAIL YabbaDoom!  Nice story .. look forward to the sequels!!   :D :D

 

Please tell me you also wash your hands.  Or is that done as part of the flush time??   :ph34r:

Wash my hands? Why do I have to wash my hand? I don't wash my hands. It is not like I use my hands to pee. -_-

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

It is not like I use my hands to pee. -_-

wait what

[LIMITFULL 1,793]

Wash my hands? Why do I have to wash my hand? I don't wash my hands. It is not like I use my hands to pee. -_-

No "tinkle" after the "sprinkle"??

:huh:

[Tofu 6,773]

No can stop me spam

[Tofu 6,773]

Wash my hands? Why do I have to wash my hand? I don't wash my hands. It is not like I use my hands to pee. -_-

wat

[gabriele02 3,813]

Wash my hands? Why do I have to wash my hand? I don't wash my hands. It is not like I use my hands to pee. -_-

you made me throw up

[PracticeParkourStunt 2,542]

No "tinkle" after the "sprinkle"??

:huh:

No. What do you mean? What does that even mean? Am I supposed to do something after I pee? 

[basenji7 1,199]

Dreams of Grandeur

 

"The crowds cheered Basen on. 'Basen, Basen, Basen, Basen!'

 

'Basen...Basen...Basen!'

 

'BASEN! BASEN! BASENJI!'

 

'BASENJI IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP YOU HAVE SCHOOL TODAY!'

 

Basen woke up. The newspaper she was reading last night was still open, turned to page 4: "ABS HAS SHOCKING VICTORY AGAINST THE YIPER". She had been dreaming dreams of grandeur and fame ever since she found that story, it was exciting, dramatic, and enough to make anyone jealous. Basen would know that better than anyone.

 

'BASEN, YOU'LL BE LATE FOR THE BUS!' 

 

Groan. Basenji would have to wait her turn for the throne." 

 

Flabs handed in his story to the bored-looking editor of the school newspaper, despite knowing the futility of it - she had won, and they both knew it.

The short stories section had taken a turn for the worse, Basen mused, having read the defamatory tale published by the clearly upset and petty Flabs. No matter, she would have that taken care of soon enough. Tomorrow, perhaps. Today she wouldn't bother herself - why should she? 

 

The next morning the Flabby Abs of Doom found himself in court, a harsh looking judge staring him down and a sense of doom surrounding him. 

 

Edit: lol too late, I see 

Edited December 13, 2016 by basenji7

[Total_SkiIl 1,983]

pls stahp the spam

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

TL;DR, Flabs was in the Matrix and he got out and lived happily ever after but Basen wins gg no re

a court what

[gabriele02 3,813]

GUYS! I HAVE GOOD NEWS! I WILL MARRY!! ^_^

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

GUYS! I HAVE GOOD NEWS! I WILL MARRY!! ^_^

Gz bro!

[gabriele02 3,813]

GUYS! I HAVE GOOD NEWS! I WILL MARRY!! ^_^

Oh yea... not pps this time :D

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

pls stahp the spam

no c:

[PracticeParkourStunt 2,542]

Oh yea... not pps this time :D

Your sister's friend? If yes, congratz, she is kinda sweet  ^_^

[gabriele02 3,813]

Your sister's friend? If yes, congratz, she is kinda sweet  ^_^

No